dats13owns 157 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 After this historic meltdown, the Red Wings are the first team in sports history to be eliminated from the playoffs after being just 12% of the way through the season. Who is to blame for this embarrassing monstrosity? I personally would like to take a cheese grater to my Red Wings tattoo for making me represent such a poor run failure of an organization. I'm off to San Jose or Washington where I can get some real success in the playoffs... 17 DatsyukianDangles122, TheDetroitRedWings, greenrebellion and 14 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stinky fish taco Report post Posted November 2, 2011 trying way too hard, bud. 8 stevieisthebest, Rick D, sleepwalker and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aussie_Wing 354 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 Awesome thread bro, I love these over the top sarcasm posts, so enjoyable, such worthy reading. 4 SaCkaveli20, T.Low, haroldsnepsts and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dats13owns 157 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 It's funny you have something to say, Fish, most of this nonsense comes from your Debbie Downer posts. You should give porn a shot, being a sports fan really isn't cut out for you. 6 SaCkaveli20, Namingway, lookalive07 and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yak19 303 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 (edited) Edited November 2, 2011 by Yak19 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stinky fish taco Report post Posted November 2, 2011 great topic. would read again. A+++++ 6 Z and D for the C, sleepwalker, T.Low and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntax 359 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 Nope, still 72 games left. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rrasco 1,312 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 :nopity: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GMRwings1983 8,794 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 (edited) It's funny you have something to say, Fish, most of this nonsense comes from your Debbie Downer posts. You should give porn a shot, being a sports fan really isn't cut out for you. Believe me, if I could give porn a shot, I wouldn't be spending so much time here. And yes, I realize you were responding to another poster. Edited November 2, 2011 by GMRwings1983 1 Zeowingsfan reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
St. Michael (the Red Wing) 422 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 Season isn't over YET. Far from it, but it's not looking good early. And it's going to get harder this year further the season goes on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electrophile 3,554 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 (edited) Take this thread in the spirit in which it was intended and laugh. It's better than being bitter and angry. Edit: The answer is clearly Jimmy Howard and his functioning penis. He really shouldn't have been so selfish. Edited November 2, 2011 by Electrophile 4 Ally, Wings_Rule_1010, Rick D and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Z and D for the C 712 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 Obviously the season isn't over, but if you're not worried about the team you're blind. 1 DatsyukianDangles122 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bring Back The Bruise Bros 1,029 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 Take this thread in the spirit in which it was intended and laugh. It's better than being bitter and angry. Edit: The answer is clearly Jimmy Howard and his functioning penis. He really shouldn't have been so selfish. His wife should face some heat here for giving birth, as well. What a couple of self-centered neanderthals. 2 Ally and Electrophile reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
T.Low 1,011 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 Bring out ye dead...Bring out ye dead! 3 Zeowingsfan, WingZNut13 and Hockeymom1960 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P. Marlowe 748 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 I enjoy my humour less forced but to each their own. 2 Aussie_Wing and sleepwalker reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P. Marlowe 748 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 Bring out ye dead...Bring out ye dead! "I'm not dead." "Oh, don't be such a baby. " 2 Z and D for the C and Hockeymom1960 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Z and D for the C 712 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 "I'm not dead." "Oh, don't be such a baby. " "Old Woman!" "Man!" 1 Hockeymom1960 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
under_par_00 45 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 The real question is, Nail Yakupov or Ryan Murray? Yakupov is a sick LW sniper, while Murray could be the next franchise defenseman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AceInTheSleeve 97 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 I voted for the refs, because despite the bad play, I honestly think that they have had an influence in more than one of these 5 losses...especially the san jose game and tonight's game 2 Rick D and sleepwalker reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haroldsnepsts 4,826 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 Right. Because sarcastic threads like this one are so much better than the reactionary ones after a loss. The difference is that people making the reactionary threads are at least making a serious attempt to talk about the team, even if the ideas are extreme. This thread is just trolling. 2 Aussie_Wing and sleepwalker reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenny 315 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 I voted Other. Somehow, this is all the fault of Gary Bettman, the Vatican, and the alien lizard men that David Icke says are secretly running the world. Also, I'm sure I saw silent black helicopters over the Joe last time I was there, and also this was predicted by the book of Revelation and the Mayan calendar. 3 Electrophile, 55fan and Ally reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PrairieDawg 52 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 I blame this bad season on the trolls of LGW. 2 haroldsnepsts and mjlegend reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 I blame Nick Lidstrom. If Howard is to blame for one loss for having one son, Lidstrom must be to blame for the other four. 3 DatsyukianDangles122, Konnan511 and Electrophile reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick D 350 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 I blame it on Tupac. It's his fault for kicking the wings out of the Illuminati. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACallToArms 270 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 Blame Canada. 2 Hockeymom1960 and TheDetroitRedWings reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites