Forget that! All hail my vasectomy! Talk about taking one for the team!
BAG OF PEAS, STAT!
Posted 06 November 2011 - 01:41 AM
Forget that! All hail my vasectomy! Talk about taking one for the team!
"Hit em with your purse, ya *****!" - Random Wings fans shouting at Franziska
Posted 06 November 2011 - 04:24 AM
Posted 06 November 2011 - 06:45 AM
Swedes had 9 points tonight. Holmström was the only one with none.
Posted 06 November 2011 - 07:05 AM
Posted 06 November 2011 - 07:22 AM
I only skipped through the goals on GCL after work but all I could figure was that he abused the refs. Original penalty was 2+10 and after the PPG he must of said something else because he got ejected. Ironically he got sent to the box just as Mickey was talking about how Selanne and Lidstrom were gentlemen of the game lol.I completely missed the Selanne misconduct and it's not on YT. What even happened there?
Edited by OzWing19, 06 November 2011 - 07:23 AM.
Posted 06 November 2011 - 09:20 AM
(...)
"What happened was he said too much, I guess to the referee on the initial unsportsmanlike and then he gave 10 when he said something," Ducks coach Randy Carlyle said. "And I guess after they scored the goal, he went by the penalty box and said something else and he threw him out."
Selanne appeared to snap after Perry appeared to be held up by the Red Wings' Danny Cleary as he skated up ice to try to create an odd-man rush with Ryan Getzlaf.
(...)
The Ducks were trailing, 3-0, in the second period when Luca Sbisa ripped a slapshot that beat a screened Detroit goalie Jimmy Howard. However, the apparent goal was immediately waved off as Corey Perry was called for incidental contact with Howard at the crease area.
Replays showed Perry and Howard appeared to be fully outside the crease, but Howard was given the benefit of the doubt. It was another bad break for a Ducks team that can ill afford one.
"We can analyze the mistakes that the officials made and there were some mistakes," Carlyle said. "I don't know if the Corey Perry interferes with the goaltender. It's pretty tough. And then they come back and they score a goal.
"(Fabian) Brunnstrom's stick in our goalie's blocker and he can't get his stick down. Those are the things that go against you in games like this. That's just the way it is."
Perry said that he didn't get an explanation from either of the referees, Francois St. Laurent or Don VanMassenhoven.
"He just called it," Perry said. "Whatever he called it, not intentional interference or whatever it is. I thought I was outside the crease. I looked down and I didn't see anything. It's just one of those things.
"I guess he (Howard) came out and hit me and fell backward. I'm allowed my ice. It can go both ways."
It is only going one way for the Ducks at this time and a lackluster effort didn't help.
"They were sharp and they were on us for the whole first period," center Saku Koivu said. "And then a lot of times you don't have the legs, your mind is not there. They deserve those two points and there is no question about that."
"We were flat," Ducks coach Randy Carlyle said. "I don't know. I thought we had decent energy this morning. I thought we felt we were energized. We just didn't have a starting point for our hockey club.
"We couldn't make a tape-to-tape pass. By far our worst game of the year."
(...)
"It's an excuse," Perry said. "We can say that but we've got to be ready to play no matter where we are, how long we're on the road, how many games it's been since we've been home.
"It's night in and night out. This league is a grind and teams go through that. You've got to be ready to play."
Jonas Hiller was mercifully pulled in the third period after facing 45 shots and allowing the Red Wings' fifth goal, by Johan Franzen.
"We were just doing nothing," Carlyle said. "It was like we were standing still and they were skating. They had their skates on and we were in street shoes."
"Finger-pointing is easy. In some cases, even therapeutic. Fans need to blame something,
because the outcome is so frustratingly out of their control."
-- Mitch Albom
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Posted 06 November 2011 - 09:25 AM
Posted 06 November 2011 - 10:38 AM
Don't worry everyone, the losing ends tonight.
"Getting my leftover soup from yesterday back in my bowl is my lunchtime acquisition"
Samuelson should be arrested for loitering on our roster.
Posted 06 November 2011 - 11:57 AM
It's too bad Homer didn't come away with a point. He had a great game and was one of the best players on the ice.
Posted 06 November 2011 - 12:20 PM
None for Ericsson either. Homer though should have probably gotten a couple points for screening the goalie.
I think Perry has a point here. The goalie interference rule is not black and white enough.
Edited by Crymson, 06 November 2011 - 12:21 PM.
Posted 06 November 2011 - 12:38 PM
The Orange County Register - Ducks' Selanne says ‘too much' to officials
I think Perry has a point here. The goalie interference rule is not black and white enough.
The Orange County Register - Ducks hit wall in Detroit at end of road trip
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Posted 06 November 2011 - 12:41 PM
Am i quackers for thinking this team will duck out of their Mighty brutal losing streak?
Posted 06 November 2011 - 12:54 PM
Posted 06 November 2011 - 01:03 PM
I guess all we need for a win is terrible puns by me.
Posted 06 November 2011 - 01:19 PM
Posted 06 November 2011 - 01:52 PM
I guess all we need for a win is terrible puns by me.

Posted 06 November 2011 - 04:47 PM
Well, if there's one thing we know you're good for, it's terrible humor.
Posted 06 November 2011 - 08:38 PM
Start working on one for TuesdayI guess all we need for a win is terrible puns by me.

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