45 replies to this topic

[RedTydes]

Z is the next captain hes not going anywhere

Agreed.

[itsmymelody]

I have a friend who washes Kenny Holland's car each Saturday and he told me that Henrik Zetterberg is going to be traded to the Blues for T.J. Oshie and a 3rd round draft pick.

Ken Holland's cat's hair dresser told me that Pavel Datsyuk is going to be traded to the Blackhawks for Dave Bolland and a 2nd round draft pick.

Ken Holland's alter ego named Len Rolland told me that Ken Holland is going to trade himself to the Red Wings for Ken Holland and a 2nd round draft pick. Ken Holland will then trade Len Rolland and 3 draft picks to the Red Wings for Ken Holland, Len Rolland and Richard Simmonds (Wayne's dad).

hah! that's awesome.
nice, hatethedrake!

[mawheabo]

Give this to your friend for me.

Edited by mawheabo, 21 February 2012 - 09:52 AM.

[MabusIncarnate]

Zett will retire a Red Wing, bank it.

[PROBIE4PREZ]

Z @ 6.1 ... nuff said.

[2probert4]

That's weird. Jimmy Devellano and I had lunch yesterday and he said they were going with a package deal, sending Hank, Dats and Conklin to Anaheim for Perry, Getzlaf and Hiller.

That Zetterberg rumor is up there with the kid from Nashville who said he partied with Andres Lindback, and Lindback told him that Ryan Suter was going to test the Free Agent market. It's posted on another Hockey Forum.