I though since Nick is pretty much the perfect human, we could start a Chuck Norris type of thread about #5.
I will start. Nick Lidstrom has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead. He is just afraid to move.
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Posted 24 January 2012 - 10:11 PM
This is old but modified....
Chuck Norris wears Nick Lidstrom pajamas at night.
Chuck Norris wears Nick Lidstrom pajamas at night.
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Posted 24 January 2012 - 10:12 PM
Nick Lidstrom once visited the Virgin Islands.......now they're just call "the islands".
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Posted 24 January 2012 - 10:55 PM
nick lidstrom can unscramble an egg!
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Posted 24 January 2012 - 11:26 PM
When Zdeno Chara and Shea Weber go to sleep they curl up in Nick Lidstroms nutsack.
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Posted 24 January 2012 - 11:27 PM
When Zdeno Chara and Shea Weber go to sleep they curl up in Nick Lidstroms nutsack.
What the f***?
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Posted 24 January 2012 - 11:41 PM
DON'T QUESTION NICK LIDSTROM.
That sir is the correct answer. A man once tried to correct Nick Lidstrom but shortly thereafter the man hurled himself in front of an oncoming bus as this was a much eaiser task then actually facing Nick Lidstrom.
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 12:56 AM
Bears. Beets. Nick Lidstrom.
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HankthaTank - Squirrels, they hate to be thrown. / Why is the magical unicorn named Brian... Jedi - I just downloaded the "kids" book, "Go the F--k to Sleep" as narrated by Samuel L. Jackson on my kindle. I am now ready to be a daddy. / *Checks Router* No, I'm positive I didn't hit the "Wings Defense Sucks" button. Electrophile - I'm just glad the Wings were able to win despite the Curse of Brian. ACallToArms - I think Trey needs to put something about payroll tax and deferred income in his sig... Edicius - I'd rather [have] a soundbite of me saying "I like (man sausage)" rather than "I like Crosby".
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 01:14 AM
Nick Lidstrom doesn't support abolishing the separation between church and state. Norris does. Don't shame Nick and compare the two.
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 01:33 AM
It's been mentioned the only two playoff games Lidstrom has missed was due to a spear to the testicles by Sharp, but what gets forgotten is how Sharp's stick shattered into a million pieces and he has never fathered a child since coming into contact with Lidstrom's balls.
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 01:36 AM
It's been mentioned the only two playoff games Lidstrom has missed was due to a spear to the testicles by Sharp, but what gets forgotten is how Sharp's stick shattered into a million pieces and he has never fathered a child since coming into contact with Lidstrom's balls.
In all seriousness, does Nick still have two balls or did he have to have that one removed?
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 01:49 AM
Nick Lidstrom doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
And he still has both testicles.
And he still has both testicles.
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 02:22 AM
Nick Lidstrom created Viagra when he took a Tylenol and dipped it in his sweat.
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 02:33 AM
Nick Lidstrom sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 02:36 AM
When Nick Lidstrom takes a shower, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Nick Lidstrom.
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