Nick Lidstrom got shot last night. Today is the bullet's funeral.
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 03:02 AM
The only reason Lidstrom has not won the Lady Byng is because Lord Byng is insecure.
Lidstrom lost an NHL fight once. Once.
Crosby touches the Prince of Wales trophy, refuses to shake Lidstrom's hand and pets a wet dog... and we are really supposed to think his career is over due to "concussions"?? LOL
Little Known Fact: The entirety of the current Swedish Bikini Team is comprised of 14 of Lidstrom's 17 daughters. The other 3 became chefs. Bork! Bork! Bork!
Garth Snow signs Joakim Lindstrom to a 4-year, $40m contract in 2012.
Lidstrom lost an NHL fight once. Once.
Crosby touches the Prince of Wales trophy, refuses to shake Lidstrom's hand and pets a wet dog... and we are really supposed to think his career is over due to "concussions"?? LOL
Little Known Fact: The entirety of the current Swedish Bikini Team is comprised of 14 of Lidstrom's 17 daughters. The other 3 became chefs. Bork! Bork! Bork!
Garth Snow signs Joakim Lindstrom to a 4-year, $40m contract in 2012.
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Red Kelly #4 and Larry Aurie #6 belong in the rafters!!!
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 06:12 AM
Being paired with Nick Lidstrom can cause a career resurgence but exposure to that much awesome has also been known to induce stuttered, incoherent ranting and a raging addiction to hot dogs.
Edited by achildr1, 25 January 2012 - 06:12 AM.
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 06:42 AM
Lions and Tigers and Nick Lidstrom, oh my! 
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 07:39 AM
Nick Lidstrom doesn't block pucks that have been shot toward him...he dares them to go by.
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Uhh...you might want to duck!
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 07:45 AM
nick lidstrom's real name is Bulk VanderHuge, but he wanted something that sounded tougher.
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 10:19 AM
The Grim Reaper tried to touch Nick Lidstrom but then lost his job.
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 12:10 PM
Nick Lidstrom has never missed the playoffs because the league is afraid to tell him he cant go.
Dino Ciccarelli will always be #1
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Posted 26 January 2012 - 09:18 AM
Nick Lidstrom's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cried.
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Posted 31 January 2012 - 07:47 AM
Nick Lidstrom doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, the Most Interesting Man in the World pulls up a chair to hear his stories.
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Posted 03 February 2012 - 11:10 AM
Lidstrom and Norris. Yep, those sound pretty good together I'd say.
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