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#301 55fan

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:16 AM

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:18 AM

If you can't read this, you're illiterate.

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#303 55fan

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:20 AM

If you can't read this, you're illiterate.

Or blind.

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:21 AM

Three construction workers are eating their lunch on top of the skyscraper they are building. The first one opens his lunchbox and finds a ham sandwich. "Aww man ham again? I'm so sick of ham. I've been getting a hamsandwhich in my lunch every day for the last ten years. If my wife packs me ham again I think I'm just going to jump off this building". The second opens his lunchbox to find a turkey sandwich. "God damnit turkey again? If my wife packs me turkey again I think I might join you". The third finally opens his lunchbox to reveal a chicken sandwich. "Jesus chicken again? Your offer sounds mighty tempting boys count me in".

The next day the three construction workers are back on top of the building on lunch break. The first opens his lunchbox and pulls out his ham sandwich. He quickly lets out a moan of disgust and jumps off the top, falling to his death. The second opens his lunchbox and eyes his turkey sandwich. He sighs as he casts himself off the railing. The third opens his lunchbox only to find a chicken sandwich waiting for him. He throws himself off the building and cries the whole way down.

Later on that day, all three of their wives saw about the accident on the news and came over to the construction site turned burial yard. The first worker's wife sobbing says "Oh no I knew he was getting sick of ham I should have changed this is all my fault". The second worker's wife balling her eyes out says "Oh why did he do this? He should have just told me he was sick of turkey". The third worker's strangely isn't crying. She simply says "I don't know why Joe did this, he packs his own lunch".

#305 MidMichSteve

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:22 AM

or on a different thread.

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#306 55fan

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:22 AM

or dead

#307 MidMichSteve

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:23 AM

He who hesitates is boss.

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:24 AM

I need to get to bed.

#309 MidMichSteve

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:27 AM

As they say at the Planned Parenthood Clinic, "Better late than never."

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

I have to run. We're moving to a different location today.

From now on, Patrick Roy will be rolled out to and from the Avs' bench like Hannibal Lecter. - BottleOfSmoke


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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:27 AM

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#311 WizardOfOz30

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:29 AM

As they say at the Planned Parenthood Clinic, "Better late than never."

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

I have to run. We're moving to a different location today.

Make sure to take frequent breaks so your feet don't hurt too bad.


You'll be at your destination for game time?

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#312 55fan

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:29 AM

Happy trails, Steve.

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:31 AM

If you were having second thoughts about booking a room on Indian land, would that be considered a reservation reservation reservation?

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#314 55fan

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:33 AM

Ok, I seriously need to get to bed. I'll try to check back later, but for pete's sake, kids- POST!

#315 Wing Across The Pond

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:36 AM

Right, working-my-butt-off time so that I can relax for the game later :)

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#316 Hockeytown Red Wings

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:37 AM

The waiting sucks. Go Wings!

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#317 SaCkaveli20

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:39 AM

My birthday today, would like a predator thumping.

8-1 detroit baby!!!!!!

#318 CrimsonFlame

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:47 AM

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#319 Norwegian Red Wing

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:58 AM

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:59 AM

My birthday today, would like a predator thumping.

8-1 detroit baby!!!!!!

Happy birthday! :beerbuddy:





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