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#401 Smite

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 02:46 PM

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"When the cast comes off, I ask my doctor, 'Have I recovered so I can play the violin?' The doctor says, 'But of course you can play the violin.' I say, 'Wow, this is great. Before this injury, I could never play violin at all. I must break the other hand so I can play guitar.'" –Pavel Datsuk on breaking his hand

#402 Lovin Jiri Fischer

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 02:47 PM

What's the difference between a bra and the Nashville Predators?

The bra has two cups.


HAHAHAHA...kind of corny but whatevs.

#403 Hockeytown0001

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 02:48 PM

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"All done? Five bucks." - Pavel Datsyuk after an interview
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#404 Vladifan

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 02:48 PM

Three Proofs that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion.

"He even ate with women who at that time were accorded the same status as the family donkey. Are we willing to break bread with, say, child sex slaves, transgender teens and undocumented workers? Because when Jesus comes back to Earth, that's where he'll be hanging."
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

 
 
 


#405 wingsgirl001

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 02:50 PM

LET'S GO RED WINGS!

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#406 jachred

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 02:52 PM

Three Proofs that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion.


LOL Good one..

Lets go Red Wings!! Win the next 15 in a row!
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#407 McAwesome

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 02:53 PM

Long way to go, but we can do it!!

LGW!!!

Holy coincidence Batman, 407 is my area code

Edited by McAwesome, 17 April 2012 - 02:55 PM.

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#408 Vladifan

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 02:53 PM

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.


P.S. Whoever negged me for the Jesus/Jewish post? For what it's worth, both my dad and my brother were ministers. I sing in a church choir and have for years, and I help with kids' programs at my church. Maybe you need to ease up on what can be considered funny and what isn't? Just a suggestion...

"He even ate with women who at that time were accorded the same status as the family donkey. Are we willing to break bread with, say, child sex slaves, transgender teens and undocumented workers? Because when Jesus comes back to Earth, that's where he'll be hanging."
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

 
 
 


#409 saven

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 02:53 PM

Just a few hours now, I hate the wait.
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#410 McAwesome

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 02:57 PM

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.


P.S. Whoever negged me for the Jesus/Jewish post? For what it's worth, both my dad and my brother were ministers. I sing in a church choir and have for years, and I help with kids' programs at my church. Maybe you need to ease up on what can be considered funny and what isn't? Just a suggestion...


Sorry, I meant to +1 that

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#411 CrimsonFlame

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 02:57 PM

Keep this going 300 to go

#412 Vladifan

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:00 PM

The mind is like a parachute. It works much better when it's open.

Go, Red Wings!!!

Sorry, I meant to +1 that


That IS funny! And sounds very familiar. I've done that myself about 5 times on my iPad! Thanks for the explanation! :thumbup:

"He even ate with women who at that time were accorded the same status as the family donkey. Are we willing to break bread with, say, child sex slaves, transgender teens and undocumented workers? Because when Jesus comes back to Earth, that's where he'll be hanging."
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

 
 
 


#413 McAwesome

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:01 PM

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film

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#414 saven

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:01 PM

Go wings!!! We need 700 and the w.
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#415 greene709

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:02 PM

Let's Go Wings!!!

Got a good feeling about tonight's game!!

#416 WorkingOvertime

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:03 PM

LGW!

#417 bakerbert

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:03 PM

getting excited

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#418 McAwesome

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:03 PM

Everyone is gifted, some just open the package sooner.

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#419 Vladifan

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:04 PM

The problem with the gene pool is that it has no lifeguard.

"He even ate with women who at that time were accorded the same status as the family donkey. Are we willing to break bread with, say, child sex slaves, transgender teens and undocumented workers? Because when Jesus comes back to Earth, that's where he'll be hanging."
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

 
 
 


#420 WizardOfOz30

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:05 PM

Almost time to leave work and get ready to head to the game! :yowza:

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