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#61 55fan

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:03 AM

I dropped out of Communism class because of lousy Marx.

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:03 AM

I intend to live forever - so far, so good

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:04 AM

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.


Is it wrong that I'm hearing you say these in my head with a thick "Fargo" accent? :lol:

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#64 55fan

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:04 AM

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police
have nothing to go on.

#65 MidMichSteve

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:05 AM

I love defenseless animals, especially with a good wine

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#66 55fan

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:06 AM

Is it wrong that I'm hearing you say these in my head with a thick "Fargo" accent? :lol:

Ya, for sure, doncha know.

#67 MidMichSteve

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:08 AM

My Mind Is Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:09 AM

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:10 AM

Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

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#70 55fan

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:10 AM

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:12 AM

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:12 AM

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

#73 MidMichSteve

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:13 AM

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

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#74 55fan

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:13 AM

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:14 AM

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:15 AM

I'll be there. Shall be grand times bring back the towels! And molson is very good. That's all I got I'm out
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#77 55fan

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:15 AM

The earthquake in Washington was obviously the government's fault.

#78 MidMichSteve

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:15 AM

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:16 AM

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

#80 MidMichSteve

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:17 AM

Girls, give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

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