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#161
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:23 PM
"He even ate with women who at that time were accorded the same status as the family donkey. Are we willing to break bread with, say, child sex slaves, transgender teens and undocumented workers? Because when Jesus comes back to Earth, that's where he'll be hanging."
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
Money on the Board - 100 bucks on the base. From here on, one buck per puck IN goal, win or lose!
Total right now: $111.
#162
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:32 PM
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
#163
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:34 PM
Game 4 is as close to a must win game as you can get. I don't want to go to their barn with the chance to be closed out. It will be interesting to see how the team responds.
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:36 PM
I got a ticket to game 5. Wings won when I was there for game 2, so maybe I'll be good luck.
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:42 PM
I do not want the Wings to become the mental facsimile of the Pens, where they play uptight and frustrated. They have no control over what the idiot, inconsistent refs are going to call, or not call. But they must know that the Preds will come out playing on at least 8 cylinders, and they have GOT to be ready from the first puck drop. And take NO s***. Period. They have NO choice.
From your heart and soul to their feets and hands.
I hope you have a WONderful time!!
I got a ticket to game 5. Wings won when I was there for game 2, so maybe I'll be good luck.
From your heart and soul to their feets and hands.
I hope you have a WONderful time!!
Edited by Vladifan, 16 April 2012 - 04:39 PM.
"He even ate with women who at that time were accorded the same status as the family donkey. Are we willing to break bread with, say, child sex slaves, transgender teens and undocumented workers? Because when Jesus comes back to Earth, that's where he'll be hanging."
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
Money on the Board - 100 bucks on the base. From here on, one buck per puck IN goal, win or lose!
Total right now: $111.
#166
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:48 PM
Ugh. Work beckons. But first, a few posts.
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $37
#167
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:55 PM
All the jokes I know are too dirty to post 
"...that was me with the semen thing."--Dabura
#168
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:56 PM
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:58 PM
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
Never liked turtlenecks even though at my age, I should be wearing them more than I do.
"He even ate with women who at that time were accorded the same status as the family donkey. Are we willing to break bread with, say, child sex slaves, transgender teens and undocumented workers? Because when Jesus comes back to Earth, that's where he'll be hanging."
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
Money on the Board - 100 bucks on the base. From here on, one buck per puck IN goal, win or lose!
Total right now: $111.
#170
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:59 PM
This just in: New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $37
#171
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:00 PM
Let's Go Red Wings!!!
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:01 PM
This just in: Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $37
#173
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:10 PM
Dave Strader reported on NHL Live that the Wings were playing ping pong on this table near the locker rooms. The Preds said they wanted to play and Bert said NO. You guys want to play, bring your own table. lol
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#174
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:15 PM
Dave Strader reported on NHL Live that the Wings were playing ping pong on this table near the locker rooms. The Preds said they wanted to play and Bert said NO. You guys want to play, bring your own table. lol
The true stories are always the funniest
#175
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:22 PM
"I'll smile in June" - Jimmy Howard
Confront them with annihilation, and they will then survive;
plunge them into a deadly situation, and they will then live.
When people fall into danger, they are then able to strive for victory.
-Sun Tza
Confront them with annihilation, and they will then survive;
plunge them into a deadly situation, and they will then live.
When people fall into danger, they are then able to strive for victory.
-Sun Tza
#176
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:30 PM
Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
#177
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:41 PM
That would be Philadelphia.Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
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Bring Back Murph! 
#178
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:43 PM
Southern Comments:
Exclamations:
"Well knock me down and steal mah teeth."
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
Threats:
"I'll slap you so hard when you wake up your clothes will be outta style".
"This'll jar your preserves."
Insults:
"He's uglier than homemade soap."
"Your momma's so fat when she steps on the scale to be weighed, it says, "to be continued".
"Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits".
"That wheel's done turnin, but the hamster's dead."
The weather:
"It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
"It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
Exclamations:
"Well knock me down and steal mah teeth."
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
Threats:
"I'll slap you so hard when you wake up your clothes will be outta style".
"This'll jar your preserves."
Insults:
"He's uglier than homemade soap."
"Your momma's so fat when she steps on the scale to be weighed, it says, "to be continued".
"Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits".
"That wheel's done turnin, but the hamster's dead."
The weather:
"It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
"It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
"He even ate with women who at that time were accorded the same status as the family donkey. Are we willing to break bread with, say, child sex slaves, transgender teens and undocumented workers? Because when Jesus comes back to Earth, that's where he'll be hanging."
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
Money on the Board - 100 bucks on the base. From here on, one buck per puck IN goal, win or lose!
Total right now: $111.
#179
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:44 PM
I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:44 PM
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Bring Back Murph!
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