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#161 Vladifan

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:23 PM

"Have you ever noticed? Anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and everyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin

"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today. And we don't know where the hell she is." - Ellen DeGeneris

"He even ate with women who at that time were accorded the same status as the family donkey. Are we willing to break bread with, say, child sex slaves, transgender teens and undocumented workers? Because when Jesus comes back to Earth, that's where he'll be hanging."
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

 
 
 


#162 McAwesome

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:32 PM

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

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#163 crispychris

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:34 PM

Game 4 is as close to a must win game as you can get. I don't want to go to their barn with the chance to be closed out. It will be interesting to see how the team responds.

#164 ChelisChick

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:36 PM

I got a ticket to game 5. Wings won when I was there for game 2, so maybe I'll be good luck.

#165 Vladifan

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:42 PM

I do not want the Wings to become the mental facsimile of the Pens, where they play uptight and frustrated. They have no control over what the idiot, inconsistent refs are going to call, or not call. But they must know that the Preds will come out playing on at least 8 cylinders, and they have GOT to be ready from the first puck drop. And take NO s***. Period. They have NO choice.

I got a ticket to game 5. Wings won when I was there for game 2, so maybe I'll be good luck.


From your heart and soul to their feets and hands. :thumbup: I hope you have a WONderful time!!

Edited by Vladifan, 16 April 2012 - 04:39 PM.

"He even ate with women who at that time were accorded the same status as the family donkey. Are we willing to break bread with, say, child sex slaves, transgender teens and undocumented workers? Because when Jesus comes back to Earth, that's where he'll be hanging."
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

 
 
 


#166 55fan

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:48 PM

Ugh. Work beckons. But first, a few posts.

#167 BottleOfSmoke

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:55 PM

All the jokes I know are too dirty to post :(

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#168 McAwesome

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:56 PM

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

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#169 Vladifan

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:58 PM

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.


:thumbup: Never liked turtlenecks even though at my age, I should be wearing them more than I do.

"He even ate with women who at that time were accorded the same status as the family donkey. Are we willing to break bread with, say, child sex slaves, transgender teens and undocumented workers? Because when Jesus comes back to Earth, that's where he'll be hanging."
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

 
 
 


#170 55fan

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:59 PM

This just in: New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

#171 wingfan1991

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:00 PM

Let's Go Red Wings!!!

#172 55fan

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:01 PM

This just in: Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

#173 SetecX

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:10 PM

Dave Strader reported on NHL Live that the Wings were playing ping pong on this table near the locker rooms. The Preds said they wanted to play and Bert said NO. You guys want to play, bring your own table. lol

#174 McAwesome

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:15 PM

Dave Strader reported on NHL Live that the Wings were playing ping pong on this table near the locker rooms. The Preds said they wanted to play and Bert said NO. You guys want to play, bring your own table. lol


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#175 King Crane

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:22 PM

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#176 McAwesome

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:30 PM

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.

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#177 MidMichSteve

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:41 PM

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.

That would be Philadelphia.

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#178 Vladifan

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:43 PM

Southern Comments:

Exclamations:
"Well knock me down and steal mah teeth."
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."

Threats:
"I'll slap you so hard when you wake up your clothes will be outta style".
"This'll jar your preserves."

Insults:
"He's uglier than homemade soap."
"Your momma's so fat when she steps on the scale to be weighed, it says, "to be continued".
"Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits".
"That wheel's done turnin, but the hamster's dead."

The weather:
"It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
"It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."

"He even ate with women who at that time were accorded the same status as the family donkey. Are we willing to break bread with, say, child sex slaves, transgender teens and undocumented workers? Because when Jesus comes back to Earth, that's where he'll be hanging."
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

 
 
 


#179 McAwesome

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:44 PM

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.

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#180 MidMichSteve

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:44 PM

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

From now on, Patrick Roy will be rolled out to and from the Avs' bench like Hannibal Lecter. - BottleOfSmoke






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