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#21 evilzyme

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:43 PM

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That was the picture on the back of their t-shirts, rofl. I'm all down with the kid sippin em back if he can maintain a good personality. He sounds like an absolute ****** and a half though, lifting up chicks glasses and saying 'ehhh not good enough'. It just seems like he can't drink in public, or needs a babysitter while doing so.

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:48 PM

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egads! Who is the 40 yr old holding the beer? Is that Stiffler's mom? Kane may still be acting up, but his chicks at least are getting better looking...

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:09 PM



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#24 The Axe

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:20 PM

Meanwhile, almost half of the Red Wings are banging themselves up in some Euro tournament that means absolutely NOTHING to the Detroit Red Wings and their fan base. And no one gives a flying crap about that? Total Bulls***.

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:25 PM

Meanwhile, almost half of the Red Wings are banging themselves up in some Euro tournament that means absolutely NOTHING to the Detroit Red Wings and their fan base. And no one gives a flying crap about that? Total Bulls***.

Agreed. I'd rather they were taking it easy for a while and then getting ready for next season.

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:27 PM

Meanwhile, almost half of the Red Wings are banging themselves up in some Euro tournament that means absolutely NOTHING to the Detroit Red Wings and their fan base. And no one gives a flying crap about that? Total Bulls***.

Seriously? Lots of us are following them.

Out boys have the rest of the summer to party to their hearts' content. They (hopefully) won't be doing things to make headlines because of their partying behaviour, so no, we won't be talking about them.

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:55 PM

Kane is one of the few guys in the league that has to admit he's been pushed around by Franzen. :lol:

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 10:09 PM

He is 23 yrs old and has a job where he makes over 6 million dollars a year, and is at the top level (all star, cup winner, etc.) in his field.

I'm not necessarily a Patty Kane fan, but for pete's sake, have a good weekend drinking, Young Mr. Kane.


Alcohol doesn't make you a different person it can just amplify certain traits and remove inhibitions. If you're a misogynist ******* when you're drunk it's not some kind of demonic possession... that s*** is just normally under the surface.

"I was drunk" isn't carte blanche for douchebaggadry.

All that being said... he isn't the only entitled douchebag in the Atlantic Division. A certain Boston forward from Halifax has been thrown out of his share of clubs for being an obnoxious dickbag (a family member of mine witnessed Brad Marchand's antics in a bar this summer after he won the Cup).
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 12:35 AM

Alcohol doesn't make you a different person it can just amplify certain traits and remove inhibitions. If you're a misogynist ******* when you're drunk it's not some kind of demonic possession... that s*** is just normally under the surface.

"I was drunk" isn't carte blanche for douchebaggadry.

All that being said... he isn't the only entitled douchebag in the Atlantic Division. A certain Boston forward from Halifax has been thrown out of his share of clubs for being an obnoxious dickbag (a family member of mine witnessed Brad Marchand's antics in a bar this summer after he won the Cup).


Atlantic?

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 01:25 AM

Atlantic?

:hehe:

He's a really big douchebag. He douchebags in an entire Conference.

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An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.

$5 for a SO by Jimmy.

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                                                                      Andrew Patrick Ian Todd

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 07:50 AM

Too bad NHL 36 didn't follow him around for this.

Best episode potential ever! the Mike Richards one was pretty good. He's yappy and quite humourous.

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 08:10 AM

Meanwhile, almost half of the Red Wings are banging themselves up in some Euro tournament that means absolutely NOTHING to the Detroit Red Wings and their fan base. And no one gives a flying crap about that? Total Bulls***.


They were banged up during the regular and post season... Nothing has changed
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 08:17 AM

lmao that is some funny stuff. Not sure how much of it is true but im sure some is.

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 09:44 AM

Kane just sounds like a huge ******
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 11:18 AM

Think this'll make it into the next "Peggy" commercial?

Peggy, OK, I need bail money

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 12:39 PM

Meanwhile, almost half of the Red Wings are banging themselves up in some Euro tournament that means absolutely NOTHING to the Detroit Red Wings and their fan base. And no one gives a flying crap about that? Total Bulls***.


I'm so sorry that the players won't conform their summer agendas to meet your wishes. I can see that it's very hard on you.

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 12:42 PM

His parents are prouder than ever and stand by his decision to do whatever he wants to do, when if he grows up.

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 01:38 PM

I don't think the issue is with him drinking, all NHL players drink. The issue is him getting black out drunk in settings like that. If you are the front office of an organization, those are not the situations you want your players to be.


And if he's that consistent at it, then he's got a problem and could very well be in denial. I'd like to feel bad for him, but right now, no.

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 01:54 PM

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2 5's make a 10?

Not always... sometimes.

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 02:11 PM

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I never realized but read that picture was taken at the last Olympics?

Is that true???





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