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#1 jroc86

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Posted 30 June 2012 - 12:43 PM

'Twas the night before Free Agency, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even Bob Rouse;

The jerseys were hung by the locker stalls with care,

In hopes that St. Nicklas soon would be there;

The Euro-twins were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of dangles and cross and drops danced in their heads;

And Holland in his 'kerchief, and Babs in his cap,

Had just settled down for a long summer's chat,

When out on the phone there arose such a clatter,

They sprang from their beds to see what was the matter.

Away to Madison Wisconsin Babs flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The sun on the breast of the freshly ploughed farms

It was now Babcocks time to turn on his charms,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a #1 dman, and Poile shaking with fear,

With little old Illitch, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment this deal would stick.

After Illitch had inked Suter and met his family they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, Parise! now, Prust! now, Doan and Salvador!

On, Datsyuk! on Zetterberg! on, Kronwall and Franzen!

To the top of the league! It starts this fall!

Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"


Happy Free Agency Folks ...



#2 amato

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Posted 30 June 2012 - 03:41 PM

Lol that was good.

Everything except the part about doan anyway. No thank you doan can go elsewhere.

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#3 Carman

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Posted 30 June 2012 - 03:42 PM

Lol that was good.

Everything except the part about doan anyway. No thank you doan can go elsewhere.


I'm tempted to quote this for later in the year :colgate:

I liked it!, so excited for tonight.

#4 amato

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Posted 30 June 2012 - 03:46 PM

I'm tempted to quote this for later in the year :colgate:

I liked it!, so excited for tonight.


Haha thanks..? Idk I just don't like doan. Never have, probably never will. I am pretty excited for free agency to open tho

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#5 Dimaline312000

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Posted 30 June 2012 - 06:31 PM

LMFAO!! Not bad at all. It sucks thoguht UFA Starts at 12 Noon tomorrow and I have to work until 1 so the last hour of my shift will be agony as I will be constantly watching the clock so I an get home and see what has happened so far.

#6 Peadydog

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Posted 01 July 2012 - 09:41 AM

Well done!!!!





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