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Kane Arrested For "SWI" - Skiing While Intoxicated


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#1 number9

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 01:59 PM

Never ends with him

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#2 The Axe

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 02:08 PM

Patrick Kane, the Legend.

The ONLY good thing about this guy is that he doesn't drive while intoxicated. Seems like he's pretty much always intoxicated, but as long as he doesn't hurt other people, who gives a crap. Here's to knucklehead millionaires not hurting anybody!!!!

#3 Jedi

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 02:19 PM

The Heckler is a largely satirical website, in the same mold as The Onion. I'm inclined to close this one, until we get confirmation from a more reputable source.

"And the best, I must confess, I have saved for the last, for the ruler of this Christmas land,

is a fearsome king with a deep mighty voice, least, that's what I've come to understand.

And I've also heard it told, that he's something to behold, like a lobster, huge and red!

When he sets out to slay with his rain gear on, carting bulging sacks with his big great arms, that is so I've heard it said.

And on a dark cold night, under full moon light, he flies into a fog like a vulture in the sky!

And they call him Sandy Claws!






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