Happy retirement Homer you deserve it! Now you can block people in the grocery lines or something! You'll be missed and everyone is sad to see you go!
Tomas Holmstrom Retires
#21
Posted 07 January 2013 - 09:55 AM
#22
Posted 07 January 2013 - 10:40 AM
Money on the board-SCP 2013
I'm going with the 22 special. 2 bucks for every 22 goal. 2 bucks for every 22 fight
5 bucks for every series win....another 5 for every shut out! LETS GO RED WINGS!!
ADDENDUM: Since it looks like Toots may not reinserted in the series, I would like to offer Bert his money on the board. So, 2 bucks for every Bert fight, 2 bucks for every Bert goal AND since OT has been a pattern, I want to add 5 bucks for any RED WINGS OT winner. LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!
#23
Posted 07 January 2013 - 10:41 AM
#24
Posted 07 January 2013 - 10:53 AM
#25
Posted 07 January 2013 - 11:13 AM
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"All done? Five bucks." - Pavel Datsyuk after an interview
"Very few cities in the NHL have the history or the following of the Detroit Red Wings." - Steve Yzerman
"Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the American people’s liberty teeth and keystone under independence." - George Washington
"Suck my machine gun." - Ted Nugent responding to British pansy Piers Morgan whining for gun control
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#26
Posted 07 January 2013 - 11:45 AM
If you start a new thread within two hours after a Wings game, specifically a loss, YOU ARE WRONG.

#27
Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:01 PM
Thought I saw somewhere that Homer & the family were going to stay in the Detroit area once he's retired. I'm hoping he takes over Murph's job between the benches on FSD broadcasts.
That would be amazing. Could you imagine the gems he would come up with on a regular basis? We would all witness the invention of a new hockey language. ![]()
"...that was me with the semen thing."--Dabura
#28
Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:03 PM
Pavel Datsyuk - "Pasha" - #13
"Got no fun if you got no puck"
'"I like ladies" - Towards the Lady Byng trophy
"Hannnnnnnnnnk"
"Okay $5 now"
I'm Don Cherry and Danny DeKeyser is my Kadri.
#29
Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:06 PM
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#30
Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:28 PM
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#31
Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:07 PM
Homer decided to retire after realizing that, after Nick retired, he has nobody to eat his ritual pre-game meal with. Poor guy. As usual, all the best to him and his family for his sacrifices to the team. Hope to see him back with the Wings in some capacity.
Or to drive with to the Joe.
"All done? Five bucks." - Pavel Datsyuk after an interview
"Very few cities in the NHL have the history or the following of the Detroit Red Wings." - Steve Yzerman
"Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the American people’s liberty teeth and keystone under independence." - George Washington
"Suck my machine gun." - Ted Nugent responding to British pansy Piers Morgan whining for gun control
US Bill of non-rights
#32
Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:15 PM
Thanks for the beating you took for the sake of the team, Tomas. You are a bad@$$.
_______________________
"I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world." - Ted Nugent
Chuck Dee - AKA Chris
#33
Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:17 PM
Thought I saw somewhere that Homer & the family were going to stay in the Detroit area once he's retired. I'm hoping he takes over Murph's job between the benches on FSD broadcasts.
I like Murph and his dollar hot dog antics. Can't we have both Murph AND Homer in between the mics?
I will miss this guy... probably the best agitator in the league IMO. He would make goalies and defenders FURIOUS. Sad day...
Edited by RedWingsDad, 07 January 2013 - 01:18 PM.
Tim Thomas is an awesome human being.
Romans 10:13 - For whoever calls on the name of the Lord shall be saved.
#34
Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:59 PM
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My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $36
#37
Posted 07 January 2013 - 02:34 PM
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#38
Posted 07 January 2013 - 02:51 PM
To honour him could we have 96 painted in the crease? Just to remind any visiting goalies that are getting cocky because he's not there any more.
Really it should be halfway in & halfway out.
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Money of the Board-2013 Playoff Edition: Current $33 ($5 per series win {1}, $5 per series sweep, $5 per Kronwalling {2}, $2 per Jimmy shutout or fight {1}, $2 per Tootoo goal or fight, $2 per Mule or Brunner goal {8})
#39
Posted 07 January 2013 - 02:57 PM
"I'm getting too old for this s***."
Thanks for the memories, Homer.
LGW
"Hey @Datsyuk13 really bro? On my bday...cmonnnn.. Someone fix that ice in the corner.." - @logancouture
#40
Posted 07 January 2013 - 03:01 PM
Thought I saw somewhere that Homer & the family were going to stay in the Detroit area once he's retired. I'm hoping he takes over Murph's job between the benches on FSD broadcasts.
Great idea, Homer is hilarious and would be a great addition. Wouldn't be surprised if the Wings offered him a job in GR or Detroit as some kind of special teams coach.
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