Posted 22 January 2013 - 04:45 PM
I will for sure miss how hysterical he is. He's got one liner's going left and right.
Luc Robataille convinced him to used a curved stick for one game. He used it, and almost got traded.
Ozzie would be talking about everything and nothing at the same time.
He's not allowed to use the vacuum or do laundry in his retirement.
The video coach would help alter video for Babcock to make it look like Homer was where he was supposed to be.
Gave thanks to Al Sobatka for being the best octopus swinger in the league.
Gave Paul Boyer a rib for never being able to get the glide on his skates that he wanted.
"And the best, I must confess, I have saved for the last, for the ruler of this Christmas land,
is a fearsome king with a deep mighty voice, least, that's what I've come to understand.
And I've also heard it told, that he's something to behold, like a lobster, huge and red!
When he sets out to slay with his rain gear on, carting bulging sacks with his big great arms, that is so I've heard it said.
And on a dark cold night, under full moon light, he flies into a fog like a vulture in the sky!
And they call him Sandy Claws!