Don Cherrys suits.
As a grown up supporter of Werder Bremen this makes my nuts hurt even more. 
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 09:42 AM
Monday mornings.
Oh I bet it would, hillbilly!
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 09:49 AM
Here's a couple just for giggles,
-My Alma Mater's men's basketball team. God did they stink.
-My Dog's fetching abilities.
-The Chicago Cubs (GO CUBS!)
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 10:45 AM
Riley Sheahan's decision making abilities on Halloween
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 10:50 AM
the odds of that girl in the ad actual wanting to meet me
I'm a Red Wing for the next three years and I'm going to make sure every team we play knows that.'' -- Jordin Tootoo
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 11:09 AM
Im ok with our pp/pk decline. Lidstrom was the Tom Brady/Ray Lewis of special teams, so what can you expect. Im just having a hard time figuring out how Selanne hasnt become a Wing yet.
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 12:18 PM
Wet socks. Or does nobody else find this as awful as I do?
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 01:02 PM
A few:
Verizon customer support
WalMart at Christmas time
Gas station air hand dryers
I-75 South summer traffic coming home from Up North
Flint Crime Stoppers success rate
ENJOY THE RIDE
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 01:04 PM
Flint Crime Stoppers success rate
Unfortunately, this could probably be statistically proven as true lol.
"...that was me with the semen thing."--Dabura
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 02:36 PM
Everyone else's special teams?
"Hard Work Beats Talent When Talent Refuses to Work Hard"
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:51 PM
Paris Hilton's music career
Rick Dipietro's contract
Manti T'eo's decision making in girls
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 04:36 PM
A few:
Verizon customer support
WalMart at Christmas time
Gas station air hand dryers
I-75 South summer traffic coming home from Up North
Flint Crime Stoppers success rate
"I-75 Traffic at 8am/5pm"
Just to improve upon your answer.
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 04:49 PM
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 08:18 PM
a splinter... under your fingernail.
Most nights, my posts are brought to you by Heineken and sarcasm.
Success has a thousand fathers, failure is an orphan.
We not score, is hard to win. - Pavel Datsyuk #13
Success has a thousand fathers, failure is an orphan.
We not score, is hard to win. - Pavel Datsyuk #13
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 08:21 PM
Tim Tebows starting NFL Quarterback success.
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 08:24 PM
John Cena
Think for yourself. Question authority. Throughout human history as our species has faced the frightening, terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are or where we are going in this ocean of chance, it has been the authorities, the political, the religious, the educational authorities who attempted to comfort us by giving us order, rules, regulations, informing, forming in our minds their view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable, open mindedness, chaotic, confused vulnerability to inform yourself.
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 08:41 PM
Atiwapaskat housing.
bahahaha......perfect analogy!!!! Both unbearable!!!
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42 years in Detroit! Time to spend the rest in paradise!
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 08:52 PM
Things that are better than the Wings Special Teams:
"We kicked the tires and decided that the right deal wasn't out there."
"We need to get bigger and tougher and gritty"
"<insert name> is our deadline acquistion"
Others:
The 40 year old Belle Tire girl that used to be hot when she was the 20 year old Belle Tire Girl...
Closing the bar and looking at the only girl left, ordering one more shot and saying "f*** it!"
Ringing up $400 in gorceries only to have your debit card declined....with 6 other people looking at you....
Traveling to Thailand and meeting a nice girl, taking her back to your hotel, getting hot with her, receiving a great mouth hug, removing her clothes and....WTF!?!?! OMG!!!! Then you hear the song in your head "I know all there is to know about the crying game...."
Edited by LeftWinger, 28 January 2013 - 08:54 PM.
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 09:07 PM
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HankthaTank - Squirrels, they hate to be thrown. / Why is the magical unicorn named Brian... Jedi - I just downloaded the "kids" book, "Go the F--k to Sleep" as narrated by Samuel L. Jackson on my kindle. I am now ready to be a daddy. / *Checks Router* No, I'm positive I didn't hit the "Wings Defense Sucks" button. Electrophile - I'm just glad the Wings were able to win despite the Curse of Brian. ACallToArms - I think Trey needs to put something about payroll tax and deferred income in his sig... Edicius - I'd rather [have] a soundbite of me saying "I like (man sausage)" rather than "I like Crosby".
HankthaTank - Squirrels, they hate to be thrown. / Why is the magical unicorn named Brian... Jedi - I just downloaded the "kids" book, "Go the F--k to Sleep" as narrated by Samuel L. Jackson on my kindle. I am now ready to be a daddy. / *Checks Router* No, I'm positive I didn't hit the "Wings Defense Sucks" button. Electrophile - I'm just glad the Wings were able to win despite the Curse of Brian. ACallToArms - I think Trey needs to put something about payroll tax and deferred income in his sig... Edicius - I'd rather [have] a soundbite of me saying "I like (man sausage)" rather than "I like Crosby".
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