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#41 derblaueClaus


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Posted 28 January 2013 - 09:04 AM

Don Cherrys suits.



As a grown up supporter of Werder Bremen this makes my nuts hurt even more. :D


Edited by derblaueClaus, 28 January 2013 - 09:50 AM.

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 09:42 AM

Monday mornings.

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 09:49 AM

Here's a couple just for giggles,


-My Alma Mater's men's basketball team.   God did they stink.  

-My Dog's fetching abilities. 

-The Chicago Cubs (GO CUBS!)

#44 Buppy


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Posted 28 January 2013 - 10:45 AM

Riley Sheahan's decision making abilities on Halloween

#45 Euro_Twins


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Posted 28 January 2013 - 10:50 AM

the odds of that girl in the ad actual wanting to meet me

#46 The Axe

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 11:09 AM

Im ok with our pp/pk decline. Lidstrom was the Tom Brady/Ray Lewis of special teams, so what can you expect. Im just having a hard time figuring out how Selanne hasnt become a Wing yet.

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 12:18 PM

Wet socks.  Or does nobody else find this as awful as I do?

GMRwings:  "Well, in other civilized countries, 16 years old isn't considered underage.  For instance, I believe the age of consent is 16 in Canada.  There's some US states where it's 16 as well.  


Get off the high horse.  Not like she was 10."


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#48 Learn2LuvIt


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Posted 28 January 2013 - 01:02 PM

A few:

Verizon customer support

WalMart at Christmas time

Gas station air hand dryers

I-75 South summer traffic coming home from Up North

Flint Crime Stoppers success rate


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Posted 28 January 2013 - 01:04 PM

Flint Crime Stoppers success rate

Unfortunately, this could probably be statistically proven as true lol.



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Posted 28 January 2013 - 02:36 PM

Everyone else's special teams? 

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#51 Mitchmac33


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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:51 PM

Paris Hilton's music career

Rick Dipietro's contract

Manti T'eo's decision making in girls

#52 CrimsonFlame


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Posted 28 January 2013 - 04:36 PM

A few:

Verizon customer support

WalMart at Christmas time

Gas station air hand dryers

I-75 South summer traffic coming home from Up North

Flint Crime Stoppers success rate


"I-75 Traffic at 8am/5pm"


Just to improve upon your answer.

#53 Marty Barry

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 04:49 PM

Being tased.


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#54 Hockeytown_Ryan


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Posted 28 January 2013 - 07:51 PM

A flaming bag of dog poop? yes/no?

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 08:18 PM

a splinter... under your fingernail.

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#56 MabusIncarnate


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Posted 28 January 2013 - 08:21 PM

Tim Tebows starting NFL Quarterback success. 


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Posted 28 January 2013 - 08:24 PM

John Cena
Think for yourself. Question authority. Throughout human history as our species has faced the frightening, terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are or where we are going in this ocean of chance, it has been the authorities, the political, the religious, the educational authorities who attempted to comfort us by giving us order, rules, regulations, informing, forming in our minds their view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable, open mindedness, chaotic, confused vulnerability to inform yourself.

#58 red and white forever

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 08:41 PM

Atiwapaskat housing.

bahahaha......perfect analogy!!!! Both unbearable!!!

#59 LeftWinger


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Posted 28 January 2013 - 08:52 PM

Things that are better than the Wings Special Teams:



"We kicked the tires and decided that the right deal wasn't out there."


"We need to get bigger and tougher and gritty"


"<insert name> is our deadline acquistion"




The 40 year old Belle Tire girl that used to be hot when she was the 20 year old Belle Tire Girl...


Closing the bar and looking at the only girl left, ordering one more shot and saying  "f*** it!"


Ringing up $400 in gorceries only to have your debit card declined....with 6 other people looking at you....


Traveling to Thailand and meeting a nice girl, taking her back to your hotel, getting hot with her, receiving a great mouth hug, removing her clothes and....WTF!?!?! OMG!!!!  Then you hear the song in your head "I know all there is to know about the crying game...."

Edited by LeftWinger, 28 January 2013 - 08:54 PM.

Bring Fedorov Home For A Day!


He Needs To Retire A Red Wing.


When Gordie Leaves Us, the NHL MUST Retire The #9.

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 09:07 PM

The Best Of BC
- Squirrels, they hate to be thrown. / Why is the magical unicorn named Brian... Jedi - I just downloaded the "kids" book, "Go the F--k to Sleep" as narrated by Samuel L. Jackson on my kindle. I am now ready to be a daddy. / *Checks Router* No, I'm positive I didn't hit the "Wings Defense Sucks" button. Electrophile - I'm just glad the Wings were able to win despite the Curse of Brian. ACallToArms - I think Trey needs to put something about payroll tax and deferred income in his sig... Edicius - I'd rather [have] a soundbite of me saying "I like (man sausage)" rather than "I like Crosby".

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