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#81 achildr1

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 11:17 AM

Gary Bettman's public image.

#82 kook_10

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 11:32 AM

Lebda's grip on the Cup.



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#83 Valas19

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 11:48 AM

Having an itch on the bottom of your foot that the more you try to scratch it the more it tickles.


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Posted 29 January 2013 - 11:50 AM

mistaking KY jelly for smuckers jelly 

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#85 The Axe

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 12:23 PM

Keep going, LW. Youre killing!!

Ishtar with commercials.

#86 amato

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 12:56 PM


mistaking KY jelly for smuckers jelly 

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 02:54 PM

Un-called too many men on the ice for 30 seconds... ?


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#88 Sabaton617

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 03:01 PM

Wind Chill Factor



#89 esteef

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 03:08 PM

Eaves' shootout skills.

 

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 03:13 PM

SOS customer satisfaction.


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#91 Sabaton617

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 03:31 PM

Larry Murphy's glasses



#92 kook_10

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 03:55 PM

Helmer's breakaway finishing %



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#93 CrimsonFlame

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 04:31 PM

Detroit City Council

 

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#94 LeftWinger

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 05:28 PM

The Olsen Twins record against the team they thumbed his nose at...



Sergei Fedorov....yes, even at 43 years old...this one is true



Pete Rose's tab in Vegas...

 

Mike Vick's subscription with the ASPCA magazine...



Bill Clinton's deal with Cubana Cigars...

 

George Bush's Cabinet...

 

Penn State's ability to recruit young men...

 

BILLY BEER!


Edited by LeftWinger, 29 January 2013 - 05:29 PM.

Don't Be Jealous, But I Live Here...

www.thinkdunes.com

 


#95 Marty Barry

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 06:15 PM

President Ford's agility.


Edited by Marty Barry, 29 January 2013 - 06:16 PM.


#96 FireCaptain

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 07:29 PM

Monica Lewinsky's lack of a dry cleaner. 


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#97 FireCaptain

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 09:49 PM

All those idiots that stand up to get on TV at the Joe when they know the cameras will be pointing towards the faceoff dot.

 

Extra bonus if said doooshnozzle is on their cellphone.


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#98 Buppy

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 01:05 AM

In keeping with the Star Wars theme...

 

Stormtrooper aim

The Empire's ability to keep Death Star plans secret

Chances of keeping a hand in a light saber duel

Reliability of the Millenium Falcon's hyperdrive

Han Solo's credit rating with the Hutts

AT-AT agility

Ewok technology



#99 Euro_Twins

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 01:13 AM

In keeping with the Star Wars theme...

 

Stormtrooper aim

The Empire's ability to keep Death Star plans secret

Chances of keeping a hand in a light saber duel

Reliability of the Millenium Falcon's hyperdrive

Han Solo's credit rating with the Hutts

AT-AT agility

Ewok technology

 

The chances of not kissing your sister

The chances of not being too old to train to be a jedi

chances of C3P0 not complaining

the odds R2D2 won't get into trouble

Jar Jar binks not getting into trouble (he should never have been included)

 

meesa thinks yousa needs to worksa on your special team


Edited by Euro_Twins, 30 January 2013 - 01:13 AM.


#100 FireCaptain

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 01:26 AM

The Millenium Falcon making the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs!



Read this with Ben Stein's voice in your head.

 

 

27 other teams. (PP)

 

 

 

21 other teams. (PK)


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