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#1 Xitium

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 02:36 PM

The Red Wings were so bad ass last night, they destroyed a glass bowl on my table last night when they scored. This was some seriously freaky stuff. My roommate and I were watching the Wings game, and right when Kronwall scored to go up 2-1, the Ken Daniels screams "SCORES!"  and the bowl just EXPLODED. Glass shards for a 4 foot radius around the plate. Neither my roommate or I was sitting anywhere near where I had my plate sitting at the time.
 
As you can see by the plate, I was almost done eating dinner. It had been at least 30-40 minutes after I started eating. The plate and bowl weren't that hot at the time. So strange. I'm glad I had my roommate as a witness because if I didnt, no one would ever believe me.
 
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Posted 25 February 2013 - 02:39 PM

wtf is this for real? badass



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Posted 25 February 2013 - 02:41 PM

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 02:41 PM

wtf is this for real? badass

I assure you its very real, very awesome, and very freaky. Heh.



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Posted 25 February 2013 - 02:45 PM

Kronner was *explosive* last night



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Posted 25 February 2013 - 02:47 PM

What the hell is going on with your keyboard? 



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Posted 25 February 2013 - 02:49 PM

No pets?  Did you guys scream like a bunch of little girls and break it with your vocal resonance?



What the hell is going on with your keyboard? 

 

Appears to be a gaming keyboard.


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Posted 25 February 2013 - 02:53 PM

What the hell is going on with your keyboard? 

It is the steel series Merc gaming keyboard. I like it a lot, actually. Between that and my G600 mouse, I think I have hot keys covered, in mmos, lol.

 

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No pets?  Did you guys scream like a bunch of little girls and break it with your vocal resonance?



 

Appears to be a gaming keyboard.

We didn't have a chance to. As soon as Ken screamed, it exploded. We just sat there in stunned silence.

 

I have a 19 year old cat that managed to sleep right though it, but she wasn't anywhere near it when it happened.



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Posted 25 February 2013 - 02:53 PM

Wow I've never seen a keyboard with buttons on the left like that.  Makes sense now that you said it.  I was thinking it was some kind of weird left handed keyboard or something.



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Posted 25 February 2013 - 06:51 PM

Your poltergeist was afraid of getting Kronwalled and displayed it's displeasure on your glassware.

 

So uh.. you gonna finish that chicken? 


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Posted 25 February 2013 - 07:11 PM

Here's to more shattered bowls :thumbup:



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Posted 25 February 2013 - 07:15 PM

Your poltergeist was afraid of getting Kronwalled and displayed it's displeasure on your glassware.

 

So uh.. you gonna finish that chicken? 

Nope. I threw it away. I was paranoid of eating glass shards. There were a LOT of tiny shards. It took almost an hour to clean up from it.



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Posted 25 February 2013 - 07:30 PM

Your glass was causing our scoring stagnation!!!

As soon as it shattered, HERE COMES DETROIT.


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Posted 25 February 2013 - 07:40 PM

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:08 PM

The bowl was probably already damaged from the Kronner-Havlat hit and this goal just finished it off.



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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:43 PM

We didn't have a chance to. As soon as Ken screamed, it exploded. We just sat there in stunned silence.

 

I have a 19 year old cat that managed to sleep right though it, but she wasn't anywhere near it when it happened.

 

You sure that cat is sleeping?



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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:45 PM

You sure that cat is sleeping?

Yep. She still plays every day, we have a 1 year old Pomeranian that terrorizes, err.. plays with her every day. 



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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:49 PM

Yep. She still plays every day, we have a 1 year old Pomeranian that terrorizes, err.. plays with her every day. 

 

Man, that cat is old, haha.  On another note.  The glass bowl exploding is just awesome.



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Posted 25 February 2013 - 09:09 PM

I think you are stuck now, better buy some glass bowls in bulk and smash one on your keyboard before every game. 


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Posted 25 February 2013 - 10:09 PM

It is the steel series Merc gaming keyboard. I like it a lot, actually. Between that and my G600 mouse, I think I have hot keys covered, in mmos, lol.
 
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We didn't have a chance to. As soon as Ken screamed, it exploded. We just sat there in stunned silence.
 
I have a 19 year old cat that managed to sleep right though it, but she wasn't anywhere near it when it happened.



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