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[FlashyG]

I'm looking for a little help here.

 

I'm doing some artwork for an upcoming GDT with the Wings Roster featured in Mugshots like this one.

 

 

I need to come up with charges for each player on the roster, or at the very least the ones who aren't injured.

 

I figured you guys would have some good ones, they can be positive or negative a good mix of both would be best. Preferably funny if possible.

 

If anyone can come up with some good ones or one better than I already have I'll add it to the list.

 

Abdelkader - Failure to appear

Andersson - 

Bertuzzi - 

Brunner - Assualting Twine

Cleary - Impersonating a top 6 forward

Colaiaicovo - Breaking and Exiting - Easily my favorite of all

Datsyuk - Grand Larceny - Pickpocketing - Grand Theft Puck

Eaves - 

Emmerton - Grand Theft Roster Spot

Ericsson -

Filpulla - 

Franzen - Loitering

Gustavsson -

Helm - Speeding

Howard -

Huskins -

Kindl -

Kronwall - Resisting Defence

Lashoff -

Quincey - +/- Fraud

Samuelsson - Contract Larceny or Logo hunting

Smith -

Tatar - Impersonating a rookie

Tootoo - Assault and Battery

White - Failure to appear

Zetterberg - Assualt with a Deadly Beard

Edited by FlashyG, 01 March 2013 - 01:19 PM.

[Jesusberg]

I'm not sure about the others, but with a +11 and one point, I'd have Quincey down for Fraud.

[ogreslayer]

Franzen's has to be loitering.

[Richdg]

I'm looking for a little help here.

 

I'm doing some artwork for an upcoming GDT with the Wings Roster featured in Mugshots like this one.

 

 

I need to come up with charges for each player on the roster, or at the very least the ones who aren't injured.

 

I figured you guys would have some good ones, they can be positive or negative a good mix of both would be best. Preferably funny if possible.

 

If anyone can come up with some good ones or one better than I already have I'll add it to the list.

 

Abdelkader - Failure to appear

Andersson - 

Bertuzzi - 

Brunner - Assualting Twine

Cleary -

Colaiaicovo - 

Datsyuk - Excessive Pickpocketing

Eaves -

Emmerton -

Ericsson -

Filpulla -

Franzen -

Gustavsson -

Helm -

Howard -

Huskins -

Kindl -

Kronwall - Resisting Defence

Lashoff -

Quincey -

Samuelsson - 

Smith -

Tatar -

Tootoo - 

White -

Zetterberg -

Hmmm...... Lets see.....

Brunner: Case of the Detroit Sniper

Franzen: Impersonating a Power Forward

Colavaico: medical fraud

TooToo: general thuggery

Sammy: grifter (someone who cons other out of their money)

Holland: griftee (someone getting con'd out of money)

[Z Winged Dangler]

Tuzzi for aggrevated assault  .  Sorry, couldn't help myself.  Love Tuzzi though.  

 

Flip for pistol whipping, but never taking the shot.

 

Helm for speeding.

[GMRwings1983]

Cleary - public intoxication.......................can never stand upright without falling. 

[Z Winged Dangler]

Sammy is the Shinpad Assassin, and his many victims will now see justice.

Cleary - public intoxication.......................can never stand upright without falling. 

 

 I was trying to think of something for Cleary.  I like!

[Richdg]

Sammy: Random shooting of pucks in public

[FlashyG]

For Cleary I was thinking. "Impersonating a Top 6 forward"

[Jesusberg]

I REALLY wish Homer was around... "Disturbing the Crease"

Alternative ones for other guys...

Bertuzzi - Child Abandonment (was supposed to be on a line with Helm)
Cleary - Bribery (how else does he get a top six spot?)
White - "White Collar Crimes"... ha, get it?

Ok, I'm done after that last one...

[GMRwings1983]

Hossa  -  Treason

[Konnan511]

Sammy - Illegal Logo Hunting

[Sabaton617]

Samuelsson- Stalking, he just won't stay away

[irishock]

Brunner- Arson

[The Greek]

Exceeding expectations: Tootoo and Lashoff

Edited by The Greek, 01 March 2013 - 01:29 AM.

[dirtydangles]

Sammy - illegal hunting of shin pads

miller - playing under the influence (Miller Lite) or playing with open alcohol 

[Hiei]

miller - playing under the influence (Miller Lite) or playing with open alcohol 

 

Murph - Announcing under the influence of Alcohol, $1 hot dog night, and/or curly fries.

Tatar - Impersonating a rookie

Tootoo - Assault & Battery

White - Conspiracy to commit fraud (with Quincey)

Zetterberg - Leading a racket

[MCleveland89]

Lidstrom-Failing to Appear (Retired)

Emmerton-Using Another's Personal Numbers

[dirtydangles]

dan cleary - impeding traffic 

[wingsfan4795]

Lashoff: impersonating brad stuart

Howard: grand larceny

Gustavsson: accessory to jimmy Howard's crimes

Bertuzzi: contempt of court (because he complains about every penalty he takes)