I'm looking for a little help here.
I'm doing some artwork for an upcoming GDT with the Wings Roster featured in Mugshots like this one.
I need to come up with charges for each player on the roster, or at the very least the ones who aren't injured.
I figured you guys would have some good ones, they can be positive or negative a good mix of both would be best. Preferably funny if possible.
If anyone can come up with some good ones or one better than I already have I'll add it to the list.
Abdelkader - Failure to appear
Brunner - Assualting Twine
Cleary - Impersonating a top 6 forward
Colaiaicovo - Breaking and Exiting - Easily my favorite of all
Datsyuk - Grand Larceny - Pickpocketing - Grand Theft Puck
Emmerton - Grand Theft Roster Spot
Franzen - Loitering
Helm - Speeding
Kronwall - Resisting Defence
Quincey - +/- Fraud
Samuelsson - Contract Larceny or Logo hunting
Tatar - Impersonating a rookie
Tootoo - Assault and Battery
White - Failure to appear
Zetterberg - Assualt with a Deadly Beard
Edited by FlashyG, 01 March 2013 - 01:19 PM.