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#21 beachwing

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 01:23 AM

Helm- driving to fast for the conditions

#22 Euro_Twins

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 01:50 AM

I'm looking for a little help here.

 

I'm doing some artwork for an upcoming GDT with the Wings Roster featured in Mugshots like this one.

 

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I need to come up with charges for each player on the roster, or at the very least the ones who aren't injured.

 

I figured you guys would have some good ones, they can be positive or negative a good mix of both would be best. Preferably funny if possible.

 

If anyone can come up with some good ones or one better than I already have I'll add it to the list.

 

Abdelkader - Failure to appear

Andersson - 

Bertuzzi - 

Brunner - Assualting Twine

Cleary -

Colaiaicovo - 

Datsyuk - Excessive Pickpocketing

Eaves -

Emmerton -

Ericsson -

Filpulla -

Franzen - Loitering

Gustavsson -

Helm - Speeding

Howard -

Huskins -

Kindl -

Kronwall - Resisting Defence

Lashoff -

Quincey - +/- Fraud

Samuelsson - Contract Larceny or Logo Poaching

Smith -

Tatar - Impersonating a rookie

Tootoo - Assault and Battery

White -

Zetterberg -

 

Helm - failure to appear

Datsyuk - grand theft puck

Brunner - assaulting the twine

Zetterberg - failure to surrender puck

White - contempt of court

Quincey - failure to obey the ice laws

Abdelkader & Cleary - taking a hostage (babcock)



#23 McAwesome

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 02:00 AM

Colaiacovo - Medical Malpractice

Miller - Open Container

Emmerton - Identity Theft

Eaves - Shootout Fraud

 

 

Franzen - Menacing Grill, or Serious Contract  :greedy:


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Thanks MabusIncarnate


#24 haroldsnepsts

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 10:14 AM

I left this here to get the ball rolling, but the thread really belongs in Creative Works. 

 

Carry on though. There's still a lot of players to come up with. 

 

 

Zetterberg - assault with a deadly beard

Datsyuk - indecent exposure of Predators



#25 The Axe

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 10:27 AM

Datsyuk needs to be changed to Grand Larceny.

Cleary = Disturbing the Public or Stunk in Public

#26 MabusIncarnate

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 12:23 PM

Colaiacovo - Breaking and Exiting



White - Failure to appear



Emmerton - Grand Theft Roster Spot


$1 for every game won including BottleOfSmoke butt pats in the GDT

$5 for every series win

$1 for every Photoshop War submission I post

A flat donation of $10 regardless of what happens in addition to any conditions met above because it's for a good cause. 

Current Total - $15


#27 Adidarw

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 04:10 PM

Howard - Larceny (robbing snipers of their goals)



#28 55fan

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 06:44 PM

Pasha- causing indecent exposure (undressing goalies)


Money on the board!  Current total: $7

$1 for each goal scored by a current Wing after whom I've named a hamster.  +$5 if one scores a hat trick.

+$1 if a GWG.  +$5 if it is a GWG in a series-winning game.+$50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.

$5 for each time a goalie after whom I've named a hamster prevents all opposing shots from going in the net.

The hamsters names are as follows (current Wings in red)

Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik

Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert

Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan

Andrew (Drew) Patrick Ian Todd

Jordin Damien Gustav James

 


#29 Kmahrle83

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 07:37 PM

Abdelkader - Failure to appear

Andersson - Contempt

Bertuzzi - Stealing roster spot

Brunner - Deceitful NHL entry

Cleary - Lying about ability to play hockey

Colaiaicovo - Breaking and Exiting - Easily my favorite of all

Datsyuk - Improper use of ninja skills

Eaves - Attempting to play beyond his skill set

Emmerton - Grand Theft Roster Spot

Ericsson - Illegal use of pylon

Filpulla - Embezzlement (taking his pay without working for it)

Franzen - Beastiality (Mules)

Gustavsson - Performing illegal spread eagles

Helm - High speed chase

Howard - ?

Huskins - Impersonating a Red Wing

Kindl -  Theft of copywrited name (amazon kindle)

Kronwall - Illegal flight during hits

Lashoff -

Quincey - +/- Fraud

Samuelsson - Stealing needed roster spot.

Smith - Failure to appear for season

Tatar - Impersonating food (tater tots)

Tootoo - Assault and Battery

White - Failure to appear

Zetterberg - Assualt with a Deadly Beard

 


Lets go RED WINGS!!!


#30 MabusIncarnate

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 02:13 AM

Liking a lot of these.. really gotta think of a creative one for Howard.


$1 for every game won including BottleOfSmoke butt pats in the GDT

$5 for every series win

$1 for every Photoshop War submission I post

A flat donation of $10 regardless of what happens in addition to any conditions met above because it's for a good cause. 

Current Total - $15


#31 FlashyG

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 08:22 PM

Brendan Smith is the one I'm drawing the biggest blank on, there are very good ones for everyone else so far.



#32 FlashyG

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 02:36 AM

Thanks for the Help to everyone who contributed.

 

Here is the final product. 

 

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#33 MabusIncarnate

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 02:21 PM

Looks awesome Flashy, glad this thread got such a great response so you could make this happen. Nice work!


$1 for every game won including BottleOfSmoke butt pats in the GDT

$5 for every series win

$1 for every Photoshop War submission I post

A flat donation of $10 regardless of what happens in addition to any conditions met above because it's for a good cause. 

Current Total - $15





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