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[beachwing]

Helm- driving to fast for the conditions

[Euro_Twins]

I'm looking for a little help here.

 

I'm doing some artwork for an upcoming GDT with the Wings Roster featured in Mugshots like this one.

 

 

I need to come up with charges for each player on the roster, or at the very least the ones who aren't injured.

 

I figured you guys would have some good ones, they can be positive or negative a good mix of both would be best. Preferably funny if possible.

 

If anyone can come up with some good ones or one better than I already have I'll add it to the list.

 

Abdelkader - Failure to appear

Andersson - 

Bertuzzi - 

Brunner - Assualting Twine

Cleary -

Colaiaicovo - 

Datsyuk - Excessive Pickpocketing

Eaves -

Emmerton -

Ericsson -

Filpulla -

Franzen - Loitering

Gustavsson -

Helm - Speeding

Howard -

Huskins -

Kindl -

Kronwall - Resisting Defence

Lashoff -

Quincey - +/- Fraud

Samuelsson - Contract Larceny or Logo Poaching

Smith -

Tatar - Impersonating a rookie

Tootoo - Assault and Battery

White -

Zetterberg -

 

Helm - failure to appear

Datsyuk - grand theft puck

Brunner - assaulting the twine

Zetterberg - failure to surrender puck

White - contempt of court

Quincey - failure to obey the ice laws

Abdelkader & Cleary - taking a hostage (babcock)

[McAwesome]

Colaiacovo - Medical Malpractice

Miller - Open Container

Emmerton - Identity Theft

Eaves - Shootout Fraud

 

 

Franzen - Menacing Grill, or Serious Contract 

[haroldsnepsts]

I left this here to get the ball rolling, but the thread really belongs in Creative Works. 

 

Carry on though. There's still a lot of players to come up with. 

 

 

Zetterberg - assault with a deadly beard

Datsyuk - indecent exposure of Predators

[The Axe]

Datsyuk needs to be changed to Grand Larceny.

Cleary = Disturbing the Public or Stunk in Public

[MabusIncarnate]

Colaiacovo - Breaking and Exiting

White - Failure to appear

Emmerton - Grand Theft Roster Spot

[Adidarw]

Howard - Larceny (robbing snipers of their goals)

[55fan]

Pasha- causing indecent exposure (undressing goalies)

[Kmahrle83]

Abdelkader - Failure to appear

Andersson - Contempt

Bertuzzi - Stealing roster spot

Brunner - Deceitful NHL entry

Cleary - Lying about ability to play hockey

Colaiaicovo - Breaking and Exiting - Easily my favorite of all

Datsyuk - Improper use of ninja skills

Eaves - Attempting to play beyond his skill set

Emmerton - Grand Theft Roster Spot

Ericsson - Illegal use of pylon

Filpulla - Embezzlement (taking his pay without working for it)

Franzen - Beastiality (Mules)

Gustavsson - Performing illegal spread eagles

Helm - High speed chase

Howard - ?

Huskins - Impersonating a Red Wing

Kindl -  Theft of copywrited name (amazon kindle)

Kronwall - Illegal flight during hits

Lashoff -

Quincey - +/- Fraud

Samuelsson - Stealing needed roster spot.

Smith - Failure to appear for season

Tatar - Impersonating food (tater tots)

Tootoo - Assault and Battery

White - Failure to appear

Zetterberg - Assualt with a Deadly Beard

 

[MabusIncarnate]

Liking a lot of these.. really gotta think of a creative one for Howard.

[FlashyG]

Brendan Smith is the one I'm drawing the biggest blank on, there are very good ones for everyone else so far.

[FlashyG]

Thanks for the Help to everyone who contributed.

 

Here is the final product. 

 

[MabusIncarnate]

Looks awesome Flashy, glad this thread got such a great response so you could make this happen. Nice work!