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#21 beachwing

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 01:23 AM

Helm- driving to fast for the conditions

#22 Euro_Twins

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 01:50 AM

I'm looking for a little help here.

 

I'm doing some artwork for an upcoming GDT with the Wings Roster featured in Mugshots like this one.

 

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I need to come up with charges for each player on the roster, or at the very least the ones who aren't injured.

 

I figured you guys would have some good ones, they can be positive or negative a good mix of both would be best. Preferably funny if possible.

 

If anyone can come up with some good ones or one better than I already have I'll add it to the list.

 

Abdelkader - Failure to appear

Andersson - 

Bertuzzi - 

Brunner - Assualting Twine

Cleary -

Colaiaicovo - 

Datsyuk - Excessive Pickpocketing

Eaves -

Emmerton -

Ericsson -

Filpulla -

Franzen - Loitering

Gustavsson -

Helm - Speeding

Howard -

Huskins -

Kindl -

Kronwall - Resisting Defence

Lashoff -

Quincey - +/- Fraud

Samuelsson - Contract Larceny or Logo Poaching

Smith -

Tatar - Impersonating a rookie

Tootoo - Assault and Battery

White -

Zetterberg -

 

Helm - failure to appear

Datsyuk - grand theft puck

Brunner - assaulting the twine

Zetterberg - failure to surrender puck

White - contempt of court

Quincey - failure to obey the ice laws

Abdelkader & Cleary - taking a hostage (babcock)



#23 McAwesome

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 02:00 AM

Colaiacovo - Medical Malpractice

Miller - Open Container

Emmerton - Identity Theft

Eaves - Shootout Fraud

 

 

Franzen - Menacing Grill, or Serious Contract  :greedy:


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Thanks MabusIncarnate


#24 haroldsnepsts

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 10:14 AM

I left this here to get the ball rolling, but the thread really belongs in Creative Works. 

 

Carry on though. There's still a lot of players to come up with. 

 

 

Zetterberg - assault with a deadly beard

Datsyuk - indecent exposure of Predators



#25 The Axe

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 10:27 AM

Datsyuk needs to be changed to Grand Larceny.

Cleary = Disturbing the Public or Stunk in Public

#26 MabusIncarnate

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 12:23 PM

Colaiacovo - Breaking and Exiting



White - Failure to appear



Emmerton - Grand Theft Roster Spot


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#27 Adidarw

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 04:10 PM

Howard - Larceny (robbing snipers of their goals)



#28 55fan

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 06:44 PM

Pasha- causing indecent exposure (undressing goalies)



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Posted 02 March 2013 - 07:37 PM

Abdelkader - Failure to appear

Andersson - Contempt

Bertuzzi - Stealing roster spot

Brunner - Deceitful NHL entry

Cleary - Lying about ability to play hockey

Colaiaicovo - Breaking and Exiting - Easily my favorite of all

Datsyuk - Improper use of ninja skills

Eaves - Attempting to play beyond his skill set

Emmerton - Grand Theft Roster Spot

Ericsson - Illegal use of pylon

Filpulla - Embezzlement (taking his pay without working for it)

Franzen - Beastiality (Mules)

Gustavsson - Performing illegal spread eagles

Helm - High speed chase

Howard - ?

Huskins - Impersonating a Red Wing

Kindl -  Theft of copywrited name (amazon kindle)

Kronwall - Illegal flight during hits

Lashoff -

Quincey - +/- Fraud

Samuelsson - Stealing needed roster spot.

Smith - Failure to appear for season

Tatar - Impersonating food (tater tots)

Tootoo - Assault and Battery

White - Failure to appear

Zetterberg - Assualt with a Deadly Beard

 


Lets go RED WINGS!!!


#30 MabusIncarnate

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 02:13 AM

Liking a lot of these.. really gotta think of a creative one for Howard.


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#31 FlashyG

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 08:22 PM

Brendan Smith is the one I'm drawing the biggest blank on, there are very good ones for everyone else so far.



#32 FlashyG

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 02:36 AM

Thanks for the Help to everyone who contributed.

 

Here is the final product. 

 

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#33 MabusIncarnate

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 02:21 PM

Looks awesome Flashy, glad this thread got such a great response so you could make this happen. Nice work!


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