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I have a strange brain the works in progression. So one thing leads to the next which leads to the next, and so on, until finally my thought process finds a resting place. So here's how it worked when I read that Dekeyser needs a nickname.

Dekeyser -> DK -> Donky Kong -> King Kong -> Kong.

So Kong it is.

Edit: This is nearly identical to the way I nicknamed my younger brother, who has been called "squeege" or "Squeege McQueen" for over two decades. Johnny -> Dirty Johnny -> DJ -> Deege -> Squeege -> Squeege McQueen (optional).

Danny "Squeege" Dekeyser

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D'Marcus Williums

T.J. Juckson

T'varisuness King

Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace

D'Squarius Green, Jr.

Ibrahim Moizoos

Jackmerius Tacktheritrix

D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde

D'Jasper Probincrux III

Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz

Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar

Davoin Shower-Handel

Hingle McCringleberry

L'Carpetron Dookmarriot

J'Dinkalage Morgoone

Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon

Saggitariutt Jefferspin

D'Glester Hardunkichud

Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt

Quatro Quatro

Ozamataz Buckshank

Beezer Twelve Washingbeard

Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter

X-Wing @Aliciousness

Sequester Grundelplith M.D.

Scoish Velociraptor Maloish

T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V

Eeeee Eeeeeeeee

Donkey Teeth

Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith

The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop

What about Dan Smith!? :D

I think it's a pretty good show, hoping it last a while.

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You seriously just killed me with that one. Well played.

Kills me too. Why do they always have to be a shortened version of their name.... Why not something out of left field that no-one can explain?

Squeege is that name. He won;t know why, but he will grow to love it when the entire JLA is shouting "SQUEEGE SQUEEGE SQUEEGE" while he is beating the crap out of someone

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D'Marcus Williums

T.J. Juckson

T'varisuness King

Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace

D'Squarius Green, Jr.

Ibrahim Moizoos

Jackmerius Tacktheritrix

D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde

D'Jasper Probincrux III

Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz

Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar

Davoin Shower-Handel

Hingle McCringleberry

L'Carpetron Dookmarriot

J'Dinkalage Morgoone

Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon

Saggitariutt Jefferspin

D'Glester Hardunkichud

Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt

Quatro Quatro

Ozamataz Buckshank

Beezer Twelve Washingbeard

Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter

X-Wing @Aliciousness

Sequester Grundelplith M.D.

Scoish Velociraptor Maloish

T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V

Eeeee Eeeeeeeee

Donkey Teeth

Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith

The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop

Came this far just to post these. So good.

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If this forum were bigger on memes and running jokes, I would suggest we just forget about DeKeyser and change all of our usernames to just about everything that has been mentioned so far

No one would know who anyone is lol! but if this ever becomes a thing, I call dibs on Punt Speedchunk.

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Zinglebert Bembledack

Yingybert Dambleban

Zangelbert Bingledack

Winglbert Humptyback

S.L.U.T. Bunwalla

Kringlebert Fishtybuns

Steviebuns Bottrittrundle

Tringlebert Wangledack

Klingybun Fistelvase

Dinglebert Zindledack

Gerry Dorsey

Englebert Humptyback

Engelbert Humperdinck

Vinglebert Wingledanck

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Zinglebert Bembledack

Yingybert Dambleban

Zangelbert Bingledack

Winglbert Humptyback

S.L.U.T. Bunwalla

Kringlebert Fishtybuns

Steviebuns Bottrittrundle

Tringlebert Wangledack

Klingybun Fistelvase

Dinglebert Zindledack

Gerry Dorsey

Englebert Humptyback

Engelbert Humperdinck

Vinglebert Wingledanck

This is one of my favorite standups of all time. Well played.

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