Dekeyser Nickname Time
Posted 23 April 2013 - 05:43 PM
D'Squarius Green, Jr.
D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde
D'Jasper Probincrux III
Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz
Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar
Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon
Beezer Twelve Washingbeard
Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter
Sequester Grundelplith M.D.
Scoish Velociraptor Maloish
T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V
Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith
The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop
Came this far just to post these. So good.
Posted 23 April 2013 - 06:05 PM
If this forum were bigger on memes and running jokes, I would suggest we just forget about DeKeyser and change all of our usernames to just about everything that has been mentioned so far
No one would know who anyone is lol! but if this ever becomes a thing, I call dibs on Punt Speedchunk.
Just look at how he hangs his sunglasses from his banana hammock in that last pic. This guyf****** rules. --kipwinger
Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:17 PM
Edited by ogreslayer, 23 April 2013 - 10:19 PM.
Posted 23 April 2013 - 11:35 PM
This is one of my favorite standups of all time. Well played.
GMRwings: "Well, in other civilized countries, 16 years old isn't considered underage. For instance, I believe the age of consent is 16 in Canada. There's some US states where it's 16 as well.
Get off the high horse. Not like she was 10."
"Some girls are 17 even though they look 25."
Posted 24 April 2013 - 09:22 AM
I like "Deke" although that makes him sound more of an offensive defenseman. Still is a nice nick though.
I also like The Key...as in to our future success.
I think his teammates will either call him Danny or Deke.
DAN WHATEVER YOUR f****** NAME IS CLEAR OR CLEARLY GET THE f*** OUT OF THIS TEAM BACK GO f****** LEARN TO PLAY MORON I PERSONALY DON'T GIVE A s*** THAT YR LEG IS f***ET UP, PLEASE LIIVE. ANF BABCOCK PLEASE GET READ OF OUR QUINESSSSSSYYYYY HOLLAND YOU JUST HIT THE JUCK f****** POTT!
- redwashington2000 March 19th, 2012
Posted 24 April 2013 - 10:00 AM
After watching him play we should take a page from MMA fighter Benson Henderson and go with
"The more I know about people - the better I like my dog." - Mark Twain
"When I was looking for a captain, I wanted a guy with the Red Wings crest tattooed on his chest," said former Detroit coach Jacques Demers, who named Yzerman captain in 1986. "Steve Yzerman was that guy."
Posted 24 April 2013 - 03:14 PM
Maybe he'll turn into one of those guys like Z who only needs one letter.
That will say it all. The fact that it's also the first syllable of has last name helps too.
Money on the board! Current total: $7
$1 for each goal scored by a current Wing after whom I've named a hamster. +$5 if one scores a hat trick.
+$1 if a GWG. +$5 if it is a GWG in a series-winning game.+$50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for each time a goalie after whom I've named a hamster prevents all opposing shots from going in the net.
The hamsters names are as follows (current Wings in red)
Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew (Drew) Patrick Ian Todd
Jordin Damien Gustav James
Posted 27 April 2013 - 10:27 AM
"If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and power, but for the passionate sense of the potential, for the eye which, ever young and ardent, sees the possible. Pleasure disappoints, possibility never. And what wine is so sparkling, what so fragrant, what so intoxicating, as possibility!" - Kierkegaard
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