Dekeyser Nickname Time
Posted 23 April 2013 - 05:43 PM
D'Squarius Green, Jr.
D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde
D'Jasper Probincrux III
Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz
Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar
Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon
Beezer Twelve Washingbeard
Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter
Sequester Grundelplith M.D.
Scoish Velociraptor Maloish
T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V
Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith
The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop
Came this far just to post these. So good.
Posted 23 April 2013 - 06:05 PM
If this forum were bigger on memes and running jokes, I would suggest we just forget about DeKeyser and change all of our usernames to just about everything that has been mentioned so far
No one would know who anyone is lol! but if this ever becomes a thing, I call dibs on Punt Speedchunk.
Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:17 PM
Edited by ogreslayer, 23 April 2013 - 10:19 PM.
Money on the Board 2014: $5 per series, $5 per sweep, $5 per Kronwalling, $10 per Marchand Kronwalling, $1 per Zetterberg game, $1 per 2013 Calder Cup roster player goal
Posted 23 April 2013 - 11:35 PM
This is one of my favorite standups of all time. Well played.
GMRwings: "Well, in other civilized countries, 16 years old isn't considered underage. For instance, I believe the age of consent is 16 in Canada. There's some US states where it's 16 as well.
Get off the high horse. Not like she was 10."
"Some girls are 17 even though they look 25."
Posted 24 April 2013 - 09:22 AM
I like "Deke" although that makes him sound more of an offensive defenseman. Still is a nice nick though.
I also like The Key...as in to our future success.
I think his teammates will either call him Danny or Deke.
Laugh it up, delete it all, I'll be laughing when it happens! -4/17/14
Money on the board: $30.00 plus immunity.
Franzen = 1.00 PPG
Posted 24 April 2013 - 10:00 AM
After watching him play we should take a page from MMA fighter Benson Henderson and go with
"The more I know about people - the better I like my dog." - Mark Twain
"When I was looking for a captain, I wanted a guy with the Red Wings crest tattooed on his chest," said former Detroit coach Jacques Demers, who named Yzerman captain in 1986. "Steve Yzerman was that guy."
Posted 24 April 2013 - 03:14 PM
Maybe he'll turn into one of those guys like Z who only needs one letter.
That will say it all. The fact that it's also the first syllable of has last name helps too.
Money on the board: Current total: $6
$1 for a goal by any current Wing after whom I have named a hamster. An additional $5 for a series-clinching goal scored by any current Wing after whom I have named a hamster. $5 if the other team fails to score against a current Wing goalie after whom I have named a hamster.
Hamsters I have had: (current Wings highlighted)
Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthew Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
Jordin Damien Gustav James
Posted 25 April 2013 - 04:38 PM
Why not Der Kaiser, kind of like Beckenbauer?
Darn... got there before me:
EDIT: Not to mention Beckenbauer is probably the best defender of all time.
Edited by Wing Across The Pond, 25 April 2013 - 04:40 PM.
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