Posted 29 May 2013 - 01:25 PM
I was hoping to never have to do this again...
Ok, here goes.
This team. What a bunch off****** choke artists. Don't they realize how high the expectations were for them coming into the playoffs?! I don't see how they can expect to win games when we have absolutely no depth! Our third line is absolute dogs***, they go out there and trip over their own dicks every time they're on the ice! They have absolutely no chemistry. Brunner seems to be a complete locker room cancer, I mean, WHAT A DICK! And our top lines, REALLY? Pav needs to work harder to overcome his obvious lack of skill, but instead he just derps around like he doesn't give a f***! Don't even get me started on Z's "leadership." The guy couldn't lead a fat person to a cheesecake. I hope they're all looking forward to learning how to crochet, because they sure as hell won't be playing hockey after tonight. f*** off.
Just look at how he hangs his sunglasses from his banana hammock in that last pic. This guyf****** rules. --kipwinger