Posted 18 July 2013 - 06:50 AM
Maybe send the glut of "spare forwards" to Buffalo in exchange? I'm down.
To Detroit: Ryan Miller
To Buffalo: Jonas Gustavsson, Cory Emmerton,
Drew Miller, Mikael Samuelsson, Ville Leino, and an autographed copy of "How I Finally Won af****** Cup" by Dominik Hasek
Then when they remind us that we no longer have Leino and they do, we'll laugh maniacally.
Money on the board! Current total: $7
$1 for each goal scored by a current Wing after whom I've named a hamster. +$5 if one scores a hat trick.
+$1 if a GWG. +$5 if it is a GWG in a series-winning game.+$50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for each time a goalie after whom I've named a hamster prevents all opposing shots from going in the net.
The hamsters names are as follows (current Wings in red)
Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew (Drew) Patrick Ian Todd
Jordin Damien Gustav James