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#61 chances14

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 01:27 AM

Wow. Can those jerseys be any uglier. Only thing missing is a bunch of corporate sponsors patched all over it

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:15 AM

Wow. Can those jerseys be any uglier. Only thing missing is a bunch of corporate sponsors patched all over it


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#63 sleepwalker

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:20 AM

It looks like cheap commercialized garbage. Certainly not representative of anything in the USA. 

 

 

 

Actually, when you put it like that, it sounds perfectly representative of the USA and the tastes of the people within....

 

LOL

 

Sad, but true...



#64 Wings_Dynasty

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 04:02 PM

I like the runner-up jersey design better. 

 

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 07:55 PM

 

Well, I'm American, so I have to root for all of them. *ambivalent face*

 

(Secretly, I'm rooting for Sweden.)

 

Also, all these people saying that the people responsible for the U.S. jerseys are going to be fired into oblivion - you know that's not going to happen. You know they're getting promotions and raises and sublimated stars.

Haha!  So I'm not the only one?  I have a feeling I'll be somehow disappointed with Canada's roster and will just cheer for Red Wings to do well.


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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:05 PM

 

 

Actually, when you put it like that, it sounds perfectly representative of the USA and the tastes of the people within....

 

LOL

 

Sad, but true...

 

Finally someone got my comment. Wow. 



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Posted 31 August 2013 - 10:56 PM

In terms of the design, they look like daredevils.  Maybe Super Dave Osborne is going to start on defense for the American team.  He'll wow the spectators with his steady defensive play and solid first pass, and then wow them again at intermission when he jumps his motorcycle over fifteen zambonis. 

 

In terms of fit, they are the skinny jeans of hockey.  They're like football jerseys with long sleaves.  Leave it to some godless super corporation like Nike to think it's a good idea to "modernize" hockey sweaters by making them tight. 

 

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Nike Marketing Team Boss:  "I see where your head's at.  Hockey is a sport rich with tradition, and their fans are often resistant to even the smallest change in the game.  But I've got to be honest with you.  I wanna see a bit more zazz.  Turn the zazz up to 11.  I know they think they like history and tradition, but we're Nike, they'll like whatever we tell them too.  Don't let our dwindling market share fool you, we're the kings of public opinion". 


Edited by kipwinger, 31 August 2013 - 10:57 PM.

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#68 MabusIncarnate

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:56 PM

:blink:

 

Are we sure these aren't for the figure skating squad?

 

These jerseys are just horrible. I mean.. eww.


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Posted 04 September 2013 - 01:03 AM

Who is in charge for team USA photos? Someone actually approved those? 


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Posted 04 September 2013 - 10:51 AM

These jerseys are embarrassing. My lord.


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#71 mjtm77

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Posted 05 September 2013 - 12:47 PM

yuck


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#72 Dabura

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Posted 05 September 2013 - 11:15 PM

I feel like there is this evil force in the world that is trying to destroy humanity by creating terrible pro hockey jerseys but they don't know what they're doing, big picture-wise. Sort of like the underpants gnomes.


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Posted 05 September 2013 - 11:59 PM

I feel like there is this evil force in the world that is trying to destroy humanity by creating terrible pro hockey jerseys but they don't know what they're doing, big picture-wise. Sort of like the underpants gnomes.

 

That's about par for the course for Nike.


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#74 bardownginos

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 04:45 PM

My only two complaints are the fake laces and the logo, otherwise it's....decent?



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Posted 06 September 2013 - 06:20 PM

Kenny Powers is behind the KSwiss look



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Posted 06 September 2013 - 07:55 PM

Team Canada Jerseys. Looks like everyone is rocking the fake laces this year if the Jerseys are Nike. I think they have little shiny maple leafs on the sleeves too lol.

 

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 09:42 PM

Canada's jerseys are already being discussed here...

 

http://www.letsgowin...jerseys-leaked/


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Posted 06 September 2013 - 11:21 PM

Canada's jerseys are already being discussed here...

 

http://www.letsgowin...jerseys-leaked/

 

Oh okay my bad I didn't see that. Just saw someone asking in this thread about Canadian Jerseys



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Posted 06 September 2013 - 11:22 PM

Team Canada Jerseys. Looks like everyone is rocking the fake laces this year if the Jerseys are Nike. I think they have little shiny maple leafs on the sleeves too lol.

 

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He looks so thrilled.  :lol:   Underwhelming....


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Posted 10 October 2013 - 10:51 AM

talk about vomit..... 

i think i'm going to be sick just looking at them.  :bad:  :no:







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