I don't actually hate them.
I don't like the fake laces, I don't like the gold outline on the maple leaf, and I don't like that the maple leaf kind of looks like the petrocan logo BUT I like them better than the USA jerseys so I'll take it.
Ouch. That's like saying Sammy's cuter than the Sedins so he must be ok.
I'm actually ok with the gold outline on the maple leaf. The fake laces and shiny shoulders? Not so much.