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Coyotes GM 'not happy' with absent Ekman-Larsson

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I mentioned this in another thread, but news feels kinda slow today, so I'm making a thread about it.

http://prohockeytalk.nbcsports.com/2013/09/11/coyotes-gm-not-happy-with-absent-ekman-larsson/

Those Coyotes. Always something with them.

I was hoping it was for something good--too drunk to catch his flight, all-night coke binge with Peruvian strippers, secretly part of a terroristic cabal that was running an exercise in South Korea. You know, the usual. But lack of papers? BOOOORRIIINNGG.

Irresponsible, but not sloppy. I am disappoint, OEL. I am disappoint. You need to earn that contract with debauchery!

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Heh. OEL can't pay for an immigration lawyer to file his papers on time with his 33 mil contract?

I'd be a little upset. Still, making a stink about it in the media is pretty dumb. Why don't they just trade him to Detroit? We'll take him of their hands!

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Heh. OEL can't pay for an immigration lawyer to file his papers on time with his 33 mil contract?

I'd be a little upset. Still, making a stink about it in the media is pretty dumb. Why don't they just trade him to Detroit? We'll take him of their hands!

Samuelsson, Quincey, and a 5th. Donezers.

(Note: this is a joke.)

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Didn't know you were capable of jokes, I thought you were an automaton

Only on Wednesdays. Actually, scratch that... I'm a camel on Wednesdays.

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