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#1 Jersey Wing

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 05:28 PM

Detroit would like to welcome the Eastern Conference

 

Paint that on the ice on the bluelines, because that's how this works. The Eastern Conference is not welcoming Detroit, oh no. We're welcoming them to our orbit.

 

Actually that came out of a long car ride my wife and I took back from Asheville NC on Saturday. We talked about designing end zones if you had the final call (Salvador Dali inspired end zones, Van Gogh's "Starry Night" etc.) Then what we would paint on the ice if you could do anything. I chose to poke our new playdates with a stick.

 

So, what would you write or paint on the field/ice?


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Posted 23 September 2013 - 05:34 PM

Can't taunt the entire east with our cup count, cause Montreal and toronto have more, so how about a 3d image of murphy eating $1 hotdogs :)


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Posted 23 September 2013 - 05:38 PM

Can't taunt the entire east with our cup count, cause Montreal and toronto have more, so how about a 3d image of murphy eating $1 hotdogs :)

 

Cool counts for something, that means Toronto is out. Still, if Hockeytown was created to upset them, let's do it again. I love the Murphy eating a hot dog maybe as a faceoff circle


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Posted 23 September 2013 - 06:03 PM


Can't taunt the entire east with our cup count, cause Montreal and toronto have more, so how about a 3d image of murphy eating $1 hotdogs :)


 
Cool counts for something, that means Toronto is out. Still, if Hockeytown was created to upset them, let's do it again. I love the Murphy eating a hot dog maybe as a faceoff circle


Nope, we need a giant image of Dan Cleary at center ice now. That will sure intimidate the East!
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Posted 23 September 2013 - 06:48 PM

Nope, we need a giant image of Dan Cleary at center ice now. That will sure intimidate the East!

 

Obviously, murph gets behind the nets though


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Posted 23 September 2013 - 07:07 PM

Can't taunt the entire east with our cup count, cause Montreal and toronto have more, so how about a 3d image of murphy eating $1 hotdogs :)

 

Yeah, but all their cups were won many decades ago (the most current one being Montreal's '93 Cup title). Since the mid 90's the Red Wings have been leaps and bounds better and more consistent than either of those teams. Heck, in that time span we've almost won more Cups than either team has playoff appearances. And i'll take boasting about recent championships, over Cups won back in the black-and-white TV era any day. Any Habs or Leafs fans still bragging about ancient championships just proves how inept and inconsistent their teams have been in this modern era of hockey. We are the new crown jewels of the eastern conference. Oh and I almost forgot, LETS GO RED WINGS!!!!!


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 01:01 AM

 

Yeah, but all their cups were won many decades ago (the most current one being Montreal's '93 Cup title). Since the mid 90's the Red Wings have been leaps and bounds better and more consistent than either of those teams. Heck, in that time span we've almost won more Cups than either team has playoff appearances. And i'll take boasting about recent championships, over Cups won back in the black-and-white TV era any day. Any Habs or Leafs fans still bragging about ancient championships just proves how inept and inconsistent their teams have been in this modern era of hockey. We are the new crown jewels of the eastern conference. Oh and I almost forgot, LETS GO RED WINGS!!!!!

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 05:58 AM

Not to be off topic but I think a nice octopus thrown on the ice in Buffalo to show that the Wings are here would be cool.  Kind of like a "The pie has arrived" sort of thing.



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Posted 24 September 2013 - 06:40 AM

Not sure about the ice, but above the visitors' dressing room door should read:

 

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 07:46 AM

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:39 AM

if painting the ice became a thing, the face off circle would have to be an octopus tagret.


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:12 AM

 

Cool counts for something, that means Toronto is out. Still, if Hockeytown was created to upset them, let's do it again. I love the Murphy eating a hot dog maybe as a faceoff circle

 

 

If upsetting the Leafs is the goal, how about a picture of Murphy holding the 1997 Stanley Cup aloft?


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:14 AM

if painting the ice became a thing, the face off circle would have to be an octopus tagret.


Would the TAGRET be Dan Cleary's face

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:15 AM

if painting the ice became a thing, the face off circle would have to be an octopus tagret.

 

Genius! A Target store bulls-eye at center ice.

 

 

 

EDIT: I didn't make that into a link. Sheesh.....


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 12:13 PM

if painting the ice became a thing, the face off circles would have to become cootie shots.

 

Fixt.


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 01:03 PM

 
Fixt.


I see what you did there

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 01:05 PM

The opposing netminder's blue ice should be a 3-D vision of Holmstrom's smiling face during stoppages


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 06:51 PM

The opposing netminder's blue ice should be a 3-D vision of Holmstrom's smiling face during stoppages

 

 

 

No. Then all our goals will be disallowed 


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 06:56 PM

 

The opposing netminder's blue ice should be a 3-D vision of Holmstrom's smiling face during stoppages

 

Or his ass with a sarcastic smiley face on it. :sly:


Edited by Hockeymom1960, 25 September 2013 - 05:42 AM.


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:26 PM

If you take a penalty for the opposition as you head to the sin bin the penalty box lights up with flashing little "The Hudlers" heads to mock the offending player.


Edited by Jersey Wing, 24 September 2013 - 10:27 PM.

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