Obviously biased and delusional, but still a funny/infuriating read.
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Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:38 PM
Edited by Rivalred, 24 September 2013 - 03:39 PM.
Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:50 PM
It's tongue-in-cheek, as are all the other entries in the series. I've been reading them the past few days and, I have to say, I've actually learned a few things. Which is cool.
Edited by Dabura, 24 September 2013 - 03:52 PM.
Don't Toews me, bro!
Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:55 PM
Wish I could have that 10 minutes of my life back. I almost stopped reading when I saw her use the word Douchenozzle. Watch that will be censored here on a forum where it has more right to be than in an article, even if only on a blog.
What a waste, I mean I get the point, 29 teams to hate, she wasn't going to say nice things.
But it is schtick, like Seinfeld or Foxworthy.
Horrible piece, just horrible!
"The more I know about people - the better I like my dog." - Mark Twain
"When I was looking for a captain, I wanted a guy with the Red Wings crest tattooed on his chest," said former Detroit coach Jacques Demers, who named Yzerman captain in 1986. "Steve Yzerman was that guy."
Posted 24 September 2013 - 04:27 PM
Babcock does NOT look like Willem Dafoe!
That's it. That's where I draw the line.
I'm officially offended.
Posted 24 September 2013 - 05:11 PM
Douchenozzles like Todd Bertuzzi andnoted...whatever this is like Pavel Datsyuk
Right, because Datsyuk's religious beliefs make him a "douchenozzle". Pathetic, digging and digging for reasons to mock one of the most well run franchises in sports. A whole part dedicated to how "awful" kronwalling is, maybe their fans don't realize hitting is part of hockey, and if players can't be bothered to keep their head up while kronwall is on the ice, they deserve to get hit into oblivion. Also failed to mention Zetterberg and Datsyuk (skill and competitiveness wise) while saying Jimmy and Goose are our only saving grace, and then their "fans" have the audacity to comment on the article talking about how the perfect human was over-rated. What a terrible "writer" and fan base. I actually lost a lot of respect for Bostons fanbase, I liked Boston, and didn't mind the fans, till this little piece of garbage article. I guess they are still mad we whooped their arses 8-2, and apparently they are quite upset that we filled their arena too, Welcome to Detroit Boston Booins (or Boo-urns)
Posted 24 September 2013 - 07:29 PM
All I heard was , wah wah wah, we're scared you're in the east. We can expect a few more losses every season now....wah wah wah.
Lets go RED WINGS!!!
Posted 24 September 2013 - 07:56 PM
The Offseason of truth ...
Welcome to hockeytown Jonas aka Lundquist 2 Gustavsson!
blank cheque for The Captain or Jim Star Nil please..
<< Win it for Mr. Hockey !
Posted 24 September 2013 - 08:02 PM
Just look at how he hangs his sunglasses from his banana hammock in that last pic. This guyf****** rules. --kipwinger
Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:31 PM
She's just whining because she's still mad over the whole Petr Klima thing. He honed his immeasurable skills in Detroit and then went on to Edmonton because he liked the bar scene I suppose and scored that goal in the 19th overtime in the Final.
Some people just never get over things.
Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:05 PM
Good rule of thumb is always take an octopus everywhere. Better to have one and not need it than find yourself thinking, "Damn, I wish I had that octopus".
Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:29 AM
Obvious troll is obvious.
Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:37 AM
"Everything he does is exciting to watch.” -Holmstrom describes Datsyuk
Posted 25 September 2013 - 03:47 AM
I'm all for some good trash talk, but *yawn*. They're rarely clever or entertaining anymore. This one continues to disappoint.
Posted 25 September 2013 - 06:57 AM
That said - I like the Bruins, and who they got on their roster...Reminds me of our beloved Red Wings circa 1997/1998.
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