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Pro-Bruins "writer" article on Wings

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It's tongue-in-cheek, as are all the other entries in the series. I've been reading them the past few days and, I have to say, I've actually learned a few things. Which is cool.

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Wish I could have that 10 minutes of my life back. I almost stopped reading when I saw her use the word Douchenozzle. Watch that will be censored here on a forum where it has more right to be than in an article, even if only on a blog.

What a waste, I mean I get the point, 29 teams to hate, she wasn't going to say nice things.

But it is schtick, like Seinfeld or Foxworthy.

Horrible piece, just horrible!

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Babcock does NOT look like Willem Dafoe!

That's it. That's where I draw the line.

I'm officially offended.

"Harumph!"

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Douchenozzles like Todd Bertuzzi andnoted...whatever this is like Pavel Datsyuk

Right, because Datsyuk's religious beliefs make him a "douchenozzle". Pathetic, digging and digging for reasons to mock one of the most well run franchises in sports. A whole part dedicated to how "awful" kronwalling is, maybe their fans don't realize hitting is part of hockey, and if players can't be bothered to keep their head up while kronwall is on the ice, they deserve to get hit into oblivion. Also failed to mention Zetterberg and Datsyuk (skill and competitiveness wise) while saying Jimmy and Goose are our only saving grace, and then their "fans" have the audacity to comment on the article talking about how the perfect human was over-rated. What a terrible "writer" and fan base. I actually lost a lot of respect for Bostons fanbase, I liked Boston, and didn't mind the fans, till this little piece of garbage article. I guess they are still mad we whooped their arses 8-2, and apparently they are quite upset that we filled their arena too, Welcome to Detroit Boston Booins (or Boo-urns)

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All I heard was , wah wah wah, we're scared you're in the east. We can expect a few more losses every season now....wah wah wah.

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Thought it was funny and pretty good read but in the end everyone knows which rivalry is going to dominate Toronto - Detroit :-)

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While I consider myself to have a better than average sense of humor, I will admit to being a big whiny baby about these sorts of things. I just can't not get butthurt! I get the overwhelming urge to go through line by line and discredit what is obviously bulls*** thus rendering ME the douchebag in the situation. It's the cross I bear, ladies and gents.

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She's just whining because she's still mad over the whole Petr Klima thing. He honed his immeasurable skills in Detroit and then went on to Edmonton because he liked the bar scene I suppose and scored that goal in the 19th overtime in the Final.

Some people just never get over things.

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It's nice to see how much Boston fans respect/fear us. "They get more fans at our home games than we do!" "They snapped our win streak!"

Love it. f***ers.

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Of all the articles written by biased writers that insult the Wings, this is the most infuriating one.

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I'm all for some good trash talk, but *yawn*. They're rarely clever or entertaining anymore. This one continues to disappoint.

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Funny read.

That said - I like the Bruins, and who they got on their roster...Reminds me of our beloved Red Wings circa 1997/1998.

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Funny.

Sounds like a lot of the fan base in the east, is a little worried about the wings joining "there" conference..and I Love that!!!

People from other teams need to Just leave the city of Detroit alone.....it is to easy of a target (especially as of late).

Find a better way to make fun of our teams, then the go to; Detroit sucks and is like a demilitarized zone.....this seams like a lazy and an easy out. Stop it and get creative.

That said...she has a point about the Joe

Go Wings.....take the east by storm.

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I don't mind the hate pieces shtick, but this one actually wasn't very well written or funny in my opinion.

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Douchenozzles like Todd Bertuzzi andnoted...whatever this is like Pavel Datsyuk

Right, because Datsyuk's religious beliefs make him a "douchenozzle". Pathetic, digging and digging for reasons to mock one of the most well run franchises in sports. A whole part dedicated to how "awful" kronwalling is, maybe their fans don't realize hitting is part of hockey, and if players can't be bothered to keep their head up while kronwall is on the ice, they deserve to get hit into oblivion. Also failed to mention Zetterberg and Datsyuk (skill and competitiveness wise) while saying Jimmy and Goose are our only saving grace, and then their "fans" have the audacity to comment on the article talking about how the perfect human was over-rated. What a terrible "writer" and fan base. I actually lost a lot of respect for Bostons fanbase, I liked Boston, and didn't mind the fans, till this little piece of garbage article. I guess they are still mad we whooped their arses 8-2, and apparently they are quite upset that we filled their arena too, Welcome to Detroit Boston Booins (or Boo-urns)

And then ragging on a city that's going through hell and back right now.....that spells class. Horrible article. I like the Bruins quite a bit as a team, but apparently their fans are the ones who are douchenozzles.

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all i got out of that was...."we are scared to death that now we have finally reached the top of the east...the wings are going to knock us down a few notches"

"thanks west for sending your best"

detroit chicago stanley cup....now no one in the east gets the "token" invite.

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