Kmahrle83 61 Report post Posted November 27, 2013 For anyone who's every played NHL14 extensively, you know how bug ridden and frustrating it can be. So, to lighten the mood of anyone who's ever wanted to break their controller over the game, I decided to Re-Write Eminem's "Berzerk" (NHL14 Remix) Sorry mods if there is a more appropriate place for this, but this is general discussion right? And it DOES have to do with hockey. Here goes... Now this games about to kick off, this year it looks wack Let's take it back to straight coding and start it from scratch I'm 'bout to bloody this ice up, everybody get back That's why my controller needs a pad cause this games on the ra-aag Just like I did with last years edition, I'm 'bout to kick it Like with gary bettman, the fans are about to picket Got 'em still on the bench cuz ea dunno how to fix it rushing to yearly release, we should tell 'em stick it My stick is looking frail, cuz of constant stick lifts. Bout to go fight this guy, just for making a clean hit Same goal scored 10 times a game gettin sick of it The art of dangle dangle mixed with da glitching and disconnects And If don't get the win, i'll quit Been playing video hockey since you thought PE was gym, bi... [bridge] Lace your skates up, get your stick down (Lets glitch) all night long Grow your dreds out, or you can get out (Lets Glitch) all night long [Hook] We're gonna rag the puck until the buzzer sounds You winning ain't allowed , cause EA sports says its in the gaem So baby make just like S(ergei)-Fed and don't let the puck go, let the puck go-oh-oh Say suck it , before you up and rage quit Life's too short to not glitch for goals So everybody, everybody (Lets Glitch) yeah [Verse 2] Guess it's just the way that I'm dressed, ain't it Jerseys pressed, Nike skates crispy and fresh laced, so I guess it ain't That pretty play or goal that made 'em just faint Plus I showed up with a glitch fresher than wet paint So if cheating is a chess game, check mate But ref, this guy is cheatin', made a clean hit, (get in the box), bang-bang Yessiree coach, I was thinkin' the same thang So come get on this Kid's nerves,and rag on the puck, dang-dang Pow-pow, chica, pow, chica, wow-wow Got your goalie blowing up a valve, valve-valve Ain't slowing down til you, throw in the towel, towel-towel Real hockey?, I don't know how, huh-huh, how-how At least I know that I don't know Question is are you bozos smart enough to feel cheated Hope so, now ho... [bridge] Lace your skates up, get your stick down (Lets glitch) all night long Grow your dreds out, or you can get out (Lets Glitch) all night long [Hook 2] We're gonna skate around until the buzzer sounds You winnin ain't allowed cuz EA says it's in the gaem So crank the hits up like crazy and dont let the puck go, let the puck go-oh-oh Say suck it before you up ang rage quit lifes to short to not glitch for goals So everybody, everybody (Lets Glitch!) Get your goals [scratch] [Verse 3] They say that glitching is powerful as learning how to score real goals All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that zamboni With the ugly dreads and black skin Rammer, oh sorry yo, we done both set the bar low Far as playin with skill though, that's the past But I done did enough cheating to knock bettman into tomorrow And team, you want me to pass the puck? hell no! But I am trying to find a way to glitch us a goal (Glitch Goal) Oh, cuz I would rather be a Glitcher with a potty mouth, cuz yo the leaderboards matter glitch goals and Cross-crease is all i know Kid you're fixing to get your record broke Don't be absurd man, aint winnin baby I ain't let anybody win since the great one, unless you're a crosby Word kid, word man you heard, but don't get discouraged yet This is your game, unless u actually wanna play hockey [bridge] Lace your skates up, get your stick down (Lets glitch) all night long Grow your dreds out, or you can get out (Lets Glitch) all night long [Hook 2] We're gonna skate around until the buzzer sounds You winnin ain't allowed cuz EA says it's in the gaem So crank the hits up like crazy and dont let the puck go, let the puck go-oh-oh Say suck it before you up ang rage quit lifes to short to not glitch for goals So everybody, everybody (Lets Glitch!) Get your goals 2 MabusIncarnate and Hockeymom1960 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HadThomasVokounOnFortSt 878 Report post Posted November 29, 2013 You have way to much time on you're hands, just kidding. Nice work though! Love Eminem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites