Detroit-area Meijer stores will begin selling Niklas Lidstrom honey nut toasted oats fat-free food this week. Link. It's not even Wheaties!
In spite of my misgivings, let me know if you want me to pick one of these up for you. I have no idea how much it will be or how much shipping will cost, but if you want it and don't care, I'll be happy to pick one up for you.
LRT: Patrick Sharp is the reason that box says "Honey Nut" instead of "Honey Nuts"
*EDIT* You can purchase it from the website - $10 sold in 2 packs. Shipping is UPS Ground. From Pittsburgh to me in the Detroit area shipping would be $13.25. They ship to Canada via UPS Standard.