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#41 jimmyemeryhunter

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Posted 25 March 2014 - 05:33 AM

 
Don't forget the diving.

I didn't.
That's part of the crap he pulls that makes him trash.

#42 amato

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Posted 25 March 2014 - 05:37 AM

 
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What is the optimal flex on your stick to get the perfect cross check? #AskNeal
 


Probably my favorite :P thanks for teh lulz Pittsburgh.. who would've thought you'd be good for something around here

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#43 Smite

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Posted 25 March 2014 - 10:15 AM

I think part blame has to go to the Pens organization. I strongly believe they don't only tolerate this behavior they encourage it. 

 

When your captain is know as one of the biggest immature complainers in the league and your owner was known for the same thing. Everyone underneath follows suit. 

 

Exhibit A: Matt Cooke, Watching him this weekend I thought it was a different player. when he tried to change in Pittsburgh they shipped him out.

 

From Stevie to Lids to Z, what Neal does would not be acceptable.

 

I bet if you take Neal out of Pittsburgh and to a team with strong veterans he does not do the s*** he does.   

 

my .02


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#44 hooon

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Posted 25 March 2014 - 10:31 AM

Not my work, but I found this hilarious:

 

 

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#45 Kmahrle83

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Posted 25 March 2014 - 07:54 PM

Are your knees bruised from Couturier's face or from your date with Crosby? #askneal

 

lol


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#46 Richdg

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Posted 25 March 2014 - 08:45 PM

For those that wrote neal has no talent, you are kidding yourself. he has 84 goals in his last 168 games! yes he is cheap, but he is very talented and very good at putting the puck in the net. he is also very good at pissing off the other team, which is his job. Does it great.



#47 Bring Back The Bruise Bros

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Posted 25 March 2014 - 10:24 PM

For those that wrote neal has no talent, you are kidding yourself. he has 84 goals in his last 168 games! yes he is cheap, but he is very talented and very good at putting the puck in the net. he is also very good at pissing off the other team, which is his job. Does it great.

He is also a huge diver and talks an awful lot of trash for someone with only a handful of career fights at the NHL level. Nobody is saying he has no talent, rather that his statistics are inflated by playing with Crosby and Malkin.

Also, there is a difference between pissing off the opposition in the sense that a guy like Glendening does, by playing hard and finishing every check, and throwing cheapshots like Neal.
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Posted 26 March 2014 - 03:19 AM

For those that wrote neal has no talent, you are kidding yourself. he has 84 goals in his last 168 games! yes he is cheap, but he is very talented and very good at putting the puck in the net. he is also very good at pissing off the other team, which is his job. Does it great.


C'mon Rich. There's more to a player than the stat line and you know it. Especilly here in Detroit. If Neal was a guy who put up those numbers with an attitude and game like Z or Pav or Nyquist (aka classy) there's not a person anywhere that wouldn't love to have him. But he's a diver and throws cheapshots. That's the part of the player no one here wants, and rightfully so.

Anyways this whole thing on twitter was hockey comedy gold. People are clever. I love it.





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