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#1 kipwinger

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 12:15 PM

I don't know if any of you follow the eulogies that Puck Daddy posts for each team that's eliminated from the playoffs.  They're written by hockey bloggers from other teams and are meant as a roast of the eliminated team.  Some are bad (San Jose), some are plain (Detroit), and some are amazing (Philadelphia).  Well worth the read for a good laugh...just don't take things too seriously. 

 

I'm posting the Philadelphia eulogy, because it's one of the funniest (and harshest) things I've ever seen posted on the internet.  Enjoy!

 

https://sports.yahoo...-161540395.html


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#2 Bannedforlife

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 12:31 PM

Hahaha brutal!

#3 Buppy

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 06:58 PM

...

I'm posting the Philadelphia eulogy, because it's one of the funniest (and harshest) things I've ever seen posted on the internet.  Enjoy!

...

You need to read more internets...

 

http://superdickery....ry&limitstart=2



#4 Hack & Whack Rule!

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Posted 17 May 2014 - 01:12 AM

I'll write one here for Anaheim...

 

f*** you, Anaheim.

 

That is all.


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#5 atodaso

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 05:12 PM

This is from the Bruins eulogy:

 

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:lol:


Edited by atodaso, 18 May 2014 - 05:12 PM.






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