kipwinger 8,457 Report post Posted July 2, 2014 Words can't describe how much I needed this today. Shout out to the universe for hooking a guy up in a time of need. http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/eye-on-hockey/24604149/report-flyers-captain-claude-giroux-arrested-in-ottawa "Although few details were immediately available, a source said Giroux was arrested for repeatedly grabbing the buttocks of a male police officer. Alcohol is believed to have been involved. The incident occurred at a bar in the Byward Market the source said. Ottawa Police have refused any comment on the incident. Police said they cannot comment unless charges are laid, but several sources did confirm to the Sun Giroux spent the night in jail." 3 derblaueClaus, Son of a Wing and WingsAlways reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Son of a Wing 1,644 Report post Posted July 2, 2014 I can't see him living this one down... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
number9 3,297 Report post Posted July 2, 2014 Hahaha Claude took the term the town of brotherly love a little too seriously Richards and and Carter are proud 3 wings87, e_prime and Son of a Wing reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rrasco 1,312 Report post Posted July 2, 2014 I don't care, this is hilarious. Almost as funny as tinky winky 2 Jesusberg and Z Winged Dangler reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amato 3,210 Report post Posted July 2, 2014 Giroux was arrested for repeatedly grabbing the buttocks of a male police officer. Alcohol is believed to have been involved. I just feel like that bolded part is a little redundant I agree though, this story made me feel a little better after the free agent frenzy flop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,457 Report post Posted July 2, 2014 (edited) To me, the funniest part is not that that he was grabbing someone's ass, or that it was a cop, or that it was a male. The funniest part is that he REPEATEDLY did it haha. Apparently once isn't enough when you're having an Ottawa good time! Aside: I wonder if he'll get taken to task for being a drunken idiot the way that Patrick Kane did? Edited July 2, 2014 by kipwinger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unsaddleddonald 357 Report post Posted July 2, 2014 They, as an organization, truly are a clown show. Hell, they gave Paul Holmgren a promotion... 1 kipwinger reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hardcoretom21 71 Report post Posted July 2, 2014 He sounds like one of my friends hahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadgerBob 297 Report post Posted July 2, 2014 They, as an organization, truly are a clown show. Hell, they gave Paul Holmgren a promotion... Yeah? At least he's willing to take risks and make moves. Holland is the real clown show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BottleOfSmoke 5,965 Report post Posted July 2, 2014 (edited) Edit: I was laughing so hard I had some premature postage. Giroux was just trying to congratulate the officer BoS style--with butt pats! Edited July 2, 2014 by BottleOfSmoke 5 55fan, Z Winged Dangler, derblaueClaus and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,457 Report post Posted July 2, 2014 Yeah? At least he's willing to take risks and make moves. Holland is the real clown show. I think you're dealing with two extremes. Holland won't make a move to save his life, and Holmgren makes ill advised moves constantly. I'd imagine the middle ground between the two should be the target. Anyway, back on topic...everybody point and laugh at Claude Giroux. He's a real dummy. 2 Nev and marcaractac reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unsaddleddonald 357 Report post Posted July 2, 2014 Yeah? At least he's willing to take risks and make moves. Holland is the real clown show. LOL, he took BAD risks and made BAD moves. He traded Sergei Bobrovsky for 3 picks. 1 marcaractac reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WingsAlways 486 Report post Posted July 2, 2014 (edited) This made my day. If I still lived in Michigan I would so go to a game dressed as a police officer and wink at him every time he's on the ice. Edited July 2, 2014 by WingsAlways Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wings4thecup06 504 Report post Posted July 2, 2014 (edited) Yeah? At least he's willing to take risks and make moves. Holland is the real clown show. Nice to know we can't even have 1 single thread now without it becoming a Holland basher. On topic, this is hilarious. Is there something in the water in Philly? Edited July 2, 2014 by wings4thecup06 3 krsmith17, DatsyukianDekes and 55fan reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcaractac 3,960 Report post Posted July 2, 2014 Yeah? At least he's willing to take risks and make moves. Holland is the real clown show. Yeah, Holmgren was the greatest GM LA never had. Such an odd thing to be arrested for though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BottleOfSmoke 5,965 Report post Posted July 2, 2014 Some nuggets from twitter: @Whoabot: claude giroux is the captain of the feel-adelphia flyers @philabright: Claude Giroux's Canada Day really set the bar for Patrick Kane on this July 4th. #Merica #WeBelieve 4 marcaractac, kipwinger, amato and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,457 Report post Posted July 2, 2014 Some nuggets from twitter: @Whoabot: claude giroux is the captain of the feel-adelphia flyers @philabright: Claude Giroux's Canada Day really set the bar for Patrick Kane on this July 4th. #Merica #WeBelieve No way can Giroux out party Patrick Kane. I mean, he gave it a valiant effort, but there are drunken douchey assholes, and then there's this guy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sleepwalker 512 Report post Posted July 2, 2014 I disagree with the thread title. I would MUCH rather have D or Z get drunk and play grab ass with a cop and have to get booked, and maybe get a slap on the wrist and a fine, then have Quincey signed for another 2 years at an absurd $4+ mil. 1 kipwinger reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cusimano_brothers 1,655 Report post Posted July 3, 2014 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wings_fanatic 677 Report post Posted July 3, 2014 The only thing better would be hearing Crosby grabbing a males rear end haha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WingsAlways 486 Report post Posted July 3, 2014 No way can Giroux out party Patrick Kane. I mean, he gave it a valiant effort, but there are drunken douchey assholes, and then there's this guy... I bet Tatar could drink Kane under the table. 1 martinezsvsu reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,457 Report post Posted July 3, 2014 The only thing better would be hearing Crosby grabbing a males rear end haha. Why would that be better? I bet Tatar could drink Kane under the table. Dude, don't get me wrong, I love Tatar as much as the next guy. But staying up late drinking in your apartment is not even in the same ballpark as getting drunk and punching a cab driver or going to a college party in a different state, at a school you didn't go to. If I'm drafting one hockey player for my beer olympics team, it's Kane, hands down. One a real note for one second. Just imagine how good Patrick Kane would be if he tried and/or gave a damn. 1 WingsAlways reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wings_fanatic 677 Report post Posted July 3, 2014 Why would that be better? Dude, don't get me wrong, I love Tatar as much as the next guy. But staying up late drinking in your apartment is not even in the same ballpark as getting drunk and punching a cab driver or going to a college party in a different state, at a school you didn't go to. If I'm drafting one hockey player for my beer olympics team, it's Kane, hands down. One a real note for one second. Just imagine how good Patrick Kane would be if he tried and/or gave a damn. It would be better because I hate Crosby and would love the NHL posterboy to be made fun of for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,457 Report post Posted July 3, 2014 It would be better because I hate Crosby and would love the NHL posterboy to be made fun of for it. Aha. Well surely we can all agree that it's still funny regardless of whether Crosby's involved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frankgrimes 1,836 Report post Posted July 3, 2014 Lmao Giroux must have been extremely drunk hahah needed that *lol* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites