number9 3,297 Report post Posted April 26, 2015 And when he's done he crunches into the owl. When owls say who, the proper response is Brian Mcgrattan 5 jimmyemeryhunter, kipwinger, wings87 and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GMRwings1983 8,794 Report post Posted April 26, 2015 Time to call up Mcgrattan now that Calgary has made the next round. Give the people what they want Hartley! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hack & Whack Rule! 160 Report post Posted April 26, 2015 Time to call up Mcgrattan now that Calgary has made the next round. Give the people what they want Hartley! McGrattan doesn't wait to be called up...he just goes when he wants. 2 55fan and F.Michael reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KATIEBARTHEDOOR24 426 Report post Posted April 26, 2015 Ever wonder how the fire comes out of the top of the saddle dome. McGrattan. 1 wings87 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wings87 1,290 Report post Posted April 26, 2015 Look Triplets. 2 F.Michael and KATIEBARTHEDOOR24 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hack & Whack Rule! 160 Report post Posted April 26, 2015 I'm not scared of Brian McGrattan...in fact, I dare him to come and try to slam my face into my keyboaljksdfhgkljsh 8 PavelValerievichDatsyuk, 55fan, sputman and 5 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheXym 2,606 Report post Posted April 27, 2015 When Agent Jack Bauer goes to bed, he wears Brian McGrattan pajamas. 1 F.Michael reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DickieDunn 2,571 Report post Posted April 27, 2015 Monsters look under the bed for McGrattan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bannedforlife 403 Report post Posted April 27, 2015 I'm not scared of Brian McGrattan...in fact, I dare him to come and try to slam my face into my keyboaljksdfhgkljshgood one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wings87 1,290 Report post Posted April 27, 2015 The tooth fairy filed for bankruptcy thanks to Brian McGrattan. 1 F.Michael reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FifeHockeyNut 57 Report post Posted April 27, 2015 At the end of the Guinness Book of World Records, there is a disclaimer: 'all records are in fact held by Brian McGrattan, these are just the guys who got closest' 1 wings87 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted April 27, 2015 Brian McGrattan doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, his friends don't go away thirsty. 2 KATIEBARTHEDOOR24 and F.Michael reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaps80 1,591 Report post Posted April 27, 2015 Not even Freddy Krueger dares disturb McGrattan's dreams. 3 55fan, wings87 and KATIEBARTHEDOOR24 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcaractac 3,963 Report post Posted July 10, 2015 Oh look! Anaheim Ducks @AnaheimDucks 21m21 minutes ago OFFICIAL: #NHLDucks sign Brian McGrattan (@bigern10) to a one-year contract through 2015-16: http://bit.ly/McGrattan_071015 … 1 frankgrimes reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Euro_Twins 4,475 Report post Posted July 10, 2015 We missed out on a gem here... So much truculence it hurts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Helmethead 235 Report post Posted July 10, 2015 This is very exciting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wings87 1,290 Report post Posted July 10, 2015 Oh look! Anaheim Ducks @AnaheimDucks 21m21 minutes ago OFFICIAL: #NHLDucks sign Brian McGrattan (@bigern10) to a one-year contract through 2015-16: http://bit.ly/McGrattan_071015 Damn it! Think of all the fun, we'll be missing out on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WingsAlways 486 Report post Posted July 10, 2015 I heard Brian McGrattan went for a swim somewhere off the coast of Australia and as a result a species of Shark became extinct because they were no longer the dominant predator. 1 wings87 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BottleOfSmoke 5,965 Report post Posted July 10, 2015 I can smell the grit and intangibles from here... Smells like fungus and mayonnaise Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Helmethead 235 Report post Posted July 10, 2015 Brian McGrattan once pissed on a 74 pinto and it became Optimus Prime. 3 TheXym, amato and jimmyemeryhunter reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bring Back The Bruise Bros 1,029 Report post Posted July 10, 2015 Offseason is now complete. Long live McGrattan! Ducks lost Beleskey to free agency and traded Palmieri and Etem. Is there actually room for him on the roster? Seems kind of redundant with Tim Jackman on the 4th line. Most likely an AHL signing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arag 308 Report post Posted July 10, 2015 The biggest signing yet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyemeryhunter 2,747 Report post Posted July 11, 2015 (edited) And the Arizona Coyotes signed john Scott to a one year deal. I doubt either of these signings are anything more than AHL depth signings, and one or both of them will probably end up being waiver fodder. At least the preseason has the potential to be more entertaining than usual, the odds of pointless staged fights occurring has risen dramatically with these two signings alone. Edited July 11, 2015 by jimmyemeryhunter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bring Back The Bruise Bros 1,029 Report post Posted July 11, 2015 And the Arizona Coyotes signed john Scott to a one year deal. I doubt either of these signings are anything more than AHL depth signings, and one or both of them will probably end up being waiver fodder. At least the preseason has the potential to be more entertaining than usual, the odds of pointless staged fights occurring has risen dramatically with these two signings alone. Scott's deal is one-way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolgar 62 Report post Posted July 11, 2015 Damn you Holland, now the Ducks are destined for the Cup. 1 jimmyemeryhunter reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
