TheXym 2,606 Report post Posted July 12, 2015 That 4th line could seriously wreck shop. 2 number9 and Hockeymom1960 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buppy 1,720 Report post Posted July 12, 2015 Best 4th line potential in the NHL He's wearing that life vest to keep it from drowning. 3 55fan, wings87 and Hockeymom1960 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wings87 1,290 Report post Posted July 12, 2015 (edited) How Mcgrattan spends his leisure time: http://youtu.be/pFq6h8ScP0E Edited July 12, 2015 by wings87 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Helmethead 235 Report post Posted July 12, 2015 McGrattan was in all 6 Star Wars movies. He was THE FORCE. 1 WingsAlways reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wings87 1,290 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 McGrattan was in all 6 Star Wars movies. He was THE FORCE. Mcgrattan blew up the Death Star. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Helmethead 235 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 McGrattan can slam a revolving door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyemeryhunter 2,747 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 A while back Brian McGrattan was scheduled to go to local schools and talk to kids about the dangers of drinking and driving. But He ended up at the wrong school in the middle of a pep rally for the schools football team. He walked to the middle of the gymnasium and started popping basketballs while listing off his favorite drugs... Since then, all of That schools teams have gone undefeated... I feel like this didn't get enough play.The imagery makes me laugh. Does anyone remember what thread this whole thing was started in? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Helmethead 235 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 McGrattan's hand is the only one which can beat a Royal Flush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyemeryhunter 2,747 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 Brian McGrattan has hands that can beat a royal flush. McGrattan won the 2005 World Series of Poker with only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. McGrattan's hand is the only one which can beat a Royal Flush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Helmethead 235 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 When asked about the Red Wings off season, Kenny Holland said "We like our team. Green and Richards make us better. We like our kids. Excited about getting Gus signed for 4 more years. But God dammit we really could have used McGrattan." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyemeryhunter 2,747 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 (edited) Hmm Edited July 13, 2015 by jimmyemeryhunter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
number9 3,297 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 That 4th line could seriously wreck shop. Toots is a serious shop wrecker 1 TheXym reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,521 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 (edited) I'd be sooooooo mad if someone wrecked my shop. I mean, it's not the "New Yankee Workshop" or "Monster Garage" or anything. But I still put a ton of money, time, and effort in to it. It would be a real shame if some pituitary mutant like McGrattan or Tootoo wrecked it just because they didn't learn not to hit as a child. I'd probably sue. Edited July 13, 2015 by kipwinger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Helmethead 235 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 (edited) I just wonder if Kenny made a big mistake in not signing McGrattan. Those 5 minutes of ice time per game could totally swing the balance of power in the East. I hope the Wings don't play the Ducks this season. He may cause a variety of damage which this world has never seen. How do you stop this man? He is both the Irresistible force and the Immovable object. He is both Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant. He is a combination of Achilles and Hercules. Never look Brian McGrattan in the mouth. All NHL teams need to game plan on how to deal with McGrattan. Can anyone stop him? I just don't know. Edited July 13, 2015 by Helmethead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kickazz 5,459 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 It would be a real shame if some pituitary mutant like McGrattan or Tootoo wrecked it just because they didn't learn not to hit as a child. I'd probably sue. Hit or punch? hit practicaly includes anyone on ice. McGrattan isnt just anyone on ice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WingsAlways 486 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 I just wonder if Kenny made a big mistake in not signing McGrattan. Those 5 minutes of ice time per game could totally swing the balance of power in the East. I hope the Wings don't play the Ducks this season. He may cause a variety of damage which this world has never seen. How do you stop this man? He is both the Irresistible force and the Immovable object. He is both Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant. He is a combination of Achilles and Hercules. Never look Brian McGrattan in the mouth. All NHL teams need to game plan on how to deal with McGrattan. Can anyone stop him? I just don't know. They fixed the mouth thing with a specialized helmet modeled after Hannibal Lecter's mask. Gary Bettman ok'd it so it's totally legal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KATIEBARTHEDOOR24 426 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 Art contest McGrattan style https://ofhl.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/sean4.jpg?w=604 1 wings87 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyemeryhunter 2,747 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 Art contest McGrattan style https://ofhl.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/sean4.jpg?w=604Looks about right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BottleOfSmoke 5,965 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 Everyone stay the hell away from my shop Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KATIEBARTHEDOOR24 426 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 Everyone stay the hell away from my shop What R U selling in said shop??? 1 wings87 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Euro_Twins 4,475 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 What R U selling in said shop??? Truculence and golden girls memorabilia 5 number9, F.Michael, TheXym and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shinzaki 72 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 I'll bet McGrattan's been punched in the head so many times his head is pretty much full of sawdust Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DickieDunn 2,571 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 BM and Superman had a fight once, the loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of their pants. He made Hello Kitty say goodbye They once made BM toilet paper, but it failed because it wouldn't take crap from anybody 2 F.Michael and WingsAlways reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Helmethead 235 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 McGrattan can light a fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together. 1 KATIEBARTHEDOOR24 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KATIEBARTHEDOOR24 426 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 Truculence and golden girls memorabilia My MeMa would love it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
