3/28 GDT : BUFFALO SABRES AT DETROIT RED WINGS, 7:30 PM ET

[WingedWheel91 271]

PUCK DROP:

7:38 PM EST VS THE 23RD RANKED TEAM IN THE NHL WHO SOMEHOW ONLY HAVE 6 FEWER WINS THAN WE DO.

START TIME: (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PUCK DROP)

-8:46 PM BECAUSE GOD KNOWS WE'LL BE DOWN 3-0 AFTER THE 1ST.

DET LINE COMBOS

-DATSYUK, ZETTERBERG AND (10) OTHER FORWARDS WHO CAN SKATE LIKE HELL, CREATE VERY FEW SCORING CHANCES, SUSTAIN LITTLE TO NO OFFENSIVE ZONE TIME, AND SPEND MOST SHIFTS RETRIEVING PUCKS OUT OF THEIR OWN ZONE.

-KRONWALL, DEKEYSER AND (4) OTHER DEFENCEMEN WHO CANT RETRIEVE, OR MOVE THE PUCK OUT OF THEIR OWN ZONE. ALTHOUGH (1) DISPLAYS A NIFTY T-DRAG FROM TIME TO TIME (BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT 6,000,000 PER WILL GET YA!).

-1 GOALIE WHO CAN ACTUALLY HANDLE THE PUCK BETTER THAN MOST OF OUR DEFENCEMEN, BUT ISN'T STARTING TONIGHT BECAUSE HE'S BEEN HANDLING TOO MANY PUCKS INTO HIS OWN NET LATELY.

DET INJURIES: (THE MOST DEPRESSING LIST OF ALL)

-DREW MILLER

THAT IS CORRECT. WE LITERALLY HAVE (1) 4TH LINE LEFT WINGER INJURED - AND WE STILL CANT SCORE.

TEAM SCOPE:

DET - THERE IS LITERALLY NO WAY TO PREDICT HOW THIS TEAM WILL PLAY TONIGHT.

BUF - THERE IS LITERALLY NO WAY TO PREDICT HOW THIS TEAM WILL PLAY TONIGHT.

PREDICTION:

AUSTON MATTHEWS WILL BE SELECTED 1ST OVERALL IN THE 2016 NHL ENTRY DRAFT.

[Jacksoni 418]

Well, what do we say about tonight... I guess there isn't much to say. Just watch how the team performs and go from there. May the posts go our way though.

[NerveDamage 4,176]

I say f*** it!

1, 2, 3... Let's have fun!

[kickazz 5,459]

I recommend everyone actually read the GDT post. It's the best I've seen.

DET INJURIES: (THE MOST DEPRESSING LIST OF ALL)

-DREW MILLER

THAT IS CORRECT. WE LITERALLY HAVE (1) 4TH LINE LEFT WINGER INJURED - AND WE STILL CANT SCORE.

Probably the funniest thing I've seen on this website in a while.

Editting the post to inform that I'm still laughing.

Edited March 28, 2016 by kickazz

[NerveDamage 4,176]

funny, sad and true

[kickazz 5,459]

This GDT has Tupac written all over it.

Callin it like it is.

[Andy Pred 48 337]

No win tonight = no playoffs this year. I actually think the Wings will grind out a 2 goal win to keep everyone on the edge of their seats tomorrow's game at the Canadiens will be the season defying one thou.

[LeftWinger 4,959]

May the pucks be with us!

7 games left 5-2 gets us in IMO. Or any combo of 10 points between us winning and Boston losing...of course I do have fuzzy math!

AA plays great again tonight.....still stuck with Richards on Glendening though.... I can only wish that he'd be placed on Dats line with Mantha.

Edited March 28, 2016 by LeftWinger

[KATIEBARTHEDOOR24 426]

It's been a long time since I've been on here... Not sure what I was thinking. I'm so selfish.

For the sake of Babs laughing at us, can we please win this game and a few more. I know that is asking a lot.

GO WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SH!T MAN

[NerveDamage 4,176]

[LeftWinger 4,959]

Tonight we are all Jets fans! Lets Go Buff!

[Hockeymom1960 5,107]

PUCK DROP:

7:38 PM EST VS THE 23RD RANKED TEAM IN THE NHL WHO SOMEHOW ONLY HAVE 6 FEWER WINS THAN WE DO.

START TIME: (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PUCK DROP)

-8:46 PM BECAUSE GOD KNOWS WE'LL BE DOWN 3-0 AFTER THE 1ST.

DET LINE COMBOS

-DATSYUK, ZETTERBERG AND (10) OTHER FORWARDS WHO CAN SKATE LIKE HELL, CREATE VERY FEW SCORING CHANCES, SUSTAIN LITTLE TO NO OFFENSIVE ZONE TIME, AND SPEND MOST SHIFTS RETRIEVING PUCKS OUT OF THEIR OWN ZONE.

-KRONWALL, DEKEYSER AND (4) OTHER DEFENCEMEN WHO CANT RETRIEVE, OR MOVE THE PUCK OUT OF THEIR OWN ZONE. ALTHOUGH (1) DISPLAYS A NIFTY T-DRAG FROM TIME TO TIME (BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT 6,000,000 PER WILL GET YA!).

-1 GOALIE WHO CAN ACTUALLY HANDLE THE PUCK BETTER THAN MOST OF OUR DEFENCEMEN, BUT ISN'T STARTING TONIGHT BECAUSE HE'S BEEN HANDLING TOO MANY PUCKS INTO HIS OWN NET LATELY.

DET INJURIES: (THE MOST DEPRESSING LIST OF ALL)

-DREW MILLER

THAT IS CORRECT. WE LITERALLY HAVE (1) 4TH LINE LEFT WINGER INJURED - AND WE STILL CANT SCORE.

TEAM SCOPE:

DET - THERE IS LITERALLY NO WAY TO PREDICT HOW THIS TEAM WILL PLAY TONIGHT.

BUF - THERE IS LITERALLY NO WAY TO PREDICT HOW THIS TEAM WILL PLAY TONIGHT.

PREDICTION:

AUSTON MATTHEWS WILL BE SELECTED 1ST OVERALL IN THE 2016 NHL ENTRY DRAFT.

EPIC

[HadThomasVokounOnFortSt 878]

The real question in tonight's game..

Will the GDT be locked after the game like the past handful?

[Hairy Lime 234]

The most despondent GDT thread ever. The unfortunate thing is, it's all true...

The real question in tonight's game..

Will the GDT be locked after the game like the past handful?

If we at all fall behind by two goals in this game, it might be closed before the game is even over.

[NerveDamage 4,176]

The real question in tonight's game..

Will the GDT be locked after the game like the past handful?

you know it will...

[Jacksoni 418]

Las Vegas has us a slight favorite to win tonights game, but it's not by much. Here are the odds:

Red Wings win: 1.65 times your money.

The Sabres win: 2.4 times your money.

[Ram 240]

Please win.

Edited March 28, 2016 by Ram

[13dangledangle 965]

hilarious GDT, simple yet effective

I thought perhaps Coreau would be starting tonight, hopefully they can get 2 points as well as Winnipeg..Though I have mentally prepared myself for the polar opposite, just to be on the safe side... ​

[puckloo39 5,686]

Very special night at the Joe. Mr. Hockey will be there, celebrating his birthday, God bless him. If this doesn't make our Wings buckle down and play like they mean it, I am not sure there's much hope. Smitty the Whipping Boy is scratched. Next???

Sabres are high energy and love to play hard and win, they try their best every game. Wings must do the same tonight. Or else.

LGRW!!! 4-1 Wings, I say.

[LeftWinger 4,959]

Ericsson should be the scratched one...

[frankgrimes 1,836]

this game also features the future of team US in Eichel, Larkin and Danny D.

Play hard for Mr. Hockey if they aren't motivated by him being in the crowd nothing will motivate them and trades need to happen in the off season

[Nyquistfan14 489]

Ericsson should be the scratched one...

Agreed and kronwall-green should be a pairing

[WingsallTheway 383]

Agreed and kronwall-green should be a pairing

Kronwall is too slow right now to be covering for Green.

Honestly though, with our D, I'm not really sure there are any pairings that make sense.

[Nyquistfan14 489]

Kronwall is too slow right now to be covering for Green.

Honestly though, with our D, I'm not really sure there are any pairings that make sense.

I just believe puck movement wise it would help the transition game

[derblaueClaus 1,668]

Weird decision to scratch Smith. You can think about him what you want but he definitely wasn't our worst d-man out there.

Whatever : Let's GO Wings ! Show the Flyers and Bruins that we belong into the playoffs !