Red Wings sign D Luke Witkowski to 2 year, 750k/yr contract. Will play as F.

[GMRwings1983 8,793]

3 hours ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

First game, first puck drop, in the new arena, I'm hoping the first unit to take the ice is:

Abdelkader - Larkin - Glendening

Dekeyser - Witowski

 

How about signing these guys instead?

 

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

1 minute ago, GMRwings1983 said:

 

How about signing these guys instead?

 

I'm an MSU guy

[GMRwings1983 8,793]

57 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

I'm an MSU guy

 

Best physique in NHL history?

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

1 minute ago, GMRwings1983 said:

 

Best physique in NHL history?

When your own coach has to lock you out of the gym, I think you've achieved best physique

[LeftWinger 4,936]

On ‎7‎/‎6‎/‎2017 at 8:06 PM, GMRwings1983 said:

 

Best physique in NHL history?

NM

Edited July 26, 2018 by LeftWinger

[GMRwings1983 8,793]

21 minutes ago, LeftWinger said:

This guy would annihilate him...

RBA looks pretty good though. He must have been a dick to his wife for her to be banging Lindros...

Kordic is a sad story.  Pretty sure he was taking roids like many other enforcers.  Of course, he was taking other substances as well.  

[LeftWinger 4,936]

On August 8, 1992, after overdosing on drugs and being involved in a struggle with police at Motel Maxim in L'Ancienne-Lorette, Quebec, Kordic died of lung failure due to heart malfunction.[1][3][4] He was only 27 years old.

I'm sure the roids didn't help...

Edited July 7, 2017 by LeftWinger

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

If players on the ice are still physically touching you, is it really returning to the ice?

[kliq 3,755]

On 7/24/2018 at 3:02 AM, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

If players on the ice are still physically touching you, is it really returning to the ice?

I was there live for that, it was nuts! I dont think the broadcast showed everything from what I remember. 

[GMRwings1983 8,793]

On 7/6/2017 at 7:14 PM, LeftWinger said:

This guy would annihilate him...

 

RBA looks pretty good though. He must have been a dick to his wife for her to be banging Lindros...

Maybe she didn't like shaved chests.  

2 hours ago, F.Michael said:

And to think this was a walk in the park compared to what took place at the Joe on March 26th 1997...

I just noticed in that picture Calgary has a player named Jankowski.  Why didn't Witkowski and Jankowski fight?  The Polish community in Detroit would have loved that.  

[LeftWinger 4,936]

1 hour ago, GMRwings1983 said:

Maybe she didn't like shaved chests.  

I just noticed in that picture Calgary has a player named Jankowski.  Why didn't Witkowski and Jankowski fight?  The Polish community in Detroit would have loved that.  

I sincerely apologize for the insensitive comment about the infidelity. Way too inappropriate and offensive.

[GMRwings1983 8,793]

6 hours ago, LeftWinger said:

I sincerely apologize for the insensitive comment about the infidelity. Way too inappropriate and offensive.

I hope you're joking.   

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

 

[Dabura 12,206]

40 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

River Monsters gritty reboot.

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

41 minutes ago, Dabura said:

River Monsters gritty reboot.

Lake St. Clair isn't a river

Come at me

[Dabura 12,206]

29 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

Lake St. Clair isn't a river

Come at me

They did lakes and oceans in the later seasons. IDIOT.

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

30 minutes ago, Dabura said:

They did lakes and oceans in the later seasons. IDIOT.

Prolly why they got canceled ya boop.

People like me calling Animal Planet multiple times a day to accuse them of misrepresenting their show.

[Dabura 12,206]

1 hour ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

Prolly why they got canceled ya boop.

People like me calling Animal Planet multiple times a day to accuse them of misrepresenting their show.

Jeremy Wade is the real deal. He is an elite, elite fishing guy. MORON.

Real talk tho: that was such a great show and I was really sad to see it end. It's the one series I can think of where a guy sets out to find some rare/mythical thing every episode and actually finds it by the end of the episode. They only stopped because they'd basically run out of creatures to look for.

 

Edited August 3, 2018 by Dabura

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

48 minutes ago, Dabura said:

Jeremy Wade is the real deal. He is an elite, elite fishing guy. MORON.

Real talk tho: that was such a great show and I was really sad to see it end. It's the one series I can think of where a guy sets out to find some rare/mythical thing every episode and actually finds it by the end of the episode. They only stopped because they'd basically run out of creatures to look for.

 

Scooby Doo always solved the monster mystery by the end of each show

Then there's "Finding Bigfoot" and that money pit show... where you know no one's ever gonna find s***

I never cared for River Monsters because the dude was British and talked different than me.

Edited August 3, 2018 by ChristopherReevesLegs

[Dabura 12,206]

On 8/3/2018 at 4:08 PM, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

I never cared for River Monsters because the dude was British and talked different than me.

Hence the need for a gritty reboot, starring Luke "Gritty Santa Claus" Witkowski.

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

23 hours ago, Dabura said:

Hence the need for a gritty reboot, starring Luke "Gritty Santa Claus" Witkowski.

"I'm Luke Witkowski, and this is my river. I fish here with my old man and my beard, Big Hoss. Every fish in here has a story and an appetite. One thing I've learned after 28 years - you never WHAT is gonna come outta that water."

Edited August 6, 2018 by ChristopherReevesLegs

[LeftWinger 4,936]

On ‎7‎/‎26‎/‎2018 at 10:14 PM, GMRwings1983 said:

I hope you're joking.   

Not that I meant you, I meant MY comments from earlier in this thread, they were inappropriate, especially since nobody, except the parties involved, really knows what transpired to result in the situation. I wasn't saying your comments were appropriate, I was apologizing for my insensitive comments.

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

Witkowski on former NHL All-star John Scott's podcast

[GMRwings1983 8,793]

1 hour ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

Witkowski on former NHL All-star John Scott's podcast

Honestly, the life of a tough guy nowadays can't be that stressful.  There's hardly any fighters or enforcers on 80% of the teams you play against.  

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

30 minutes ago, GMRwings1983 said:

Honestly, the life of a tough guy nowadays can't be that stressful.  There's hardly any fighters or enforcers on 80% of the teams you play against.  

They talk about that like 8 minutes in

Scott says he ranks Witkowski as a top 5 enforcer right now (sad) because most of the heavyweights have left the game. I think both mention the only guy left who's a feared enforcer is Ryan Reaves.