Mia Khalifa to undergo surgery after hockey puck smashes into breast

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

http://www.lebaneseexaminer.com/2018/07/29/mia-khalifa-undergo-surgery-hockey-puck-smashes-breast/

God help this poor young woman. So brave.

According to the article she stopped doing porn because of ISIS. Goddamn I hate terrorism. RIP Chris Kyle and Mia Khalifia's career (and her boob). For all our sakes, I hope she has a long and prosperous career in broadcast sports.

Edited July 30, 2018 by ChristopherReevesLegs

[e_prime 1,936]

3 hours ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

http://www.lebaneseexaminer.com/2018/07/29/mia-khalifa-undergo-surgery-hockey-puck-smashes-breast/

God help this poor young woman. So brave.

According to the article she stopped doing porn because of ISIS. Goddamn I hate terrorism. RIP Chris Kyle and Mia Khalifia's career (and her boob). For all our sakes, I hope she has a long and prosperous career in broadcast sports.

Hmmm.   Wonder how we got to searching Mia Khalifia? 

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2 hours ago, e_prime said:

Hmmm.   Wonder how we got to searching Mia Khalifia? 

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

1 hour ago, NerveDamage said:

 

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2 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

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5 minutes ago, NerveDamage said:

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8 minutes ago, Jonas Mahonas said:

https://www.google.com/search?q=jacking+off+guitar&safe=off&prmd=vsin&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjk_5m7mMfcAhXGjlQKHWkfDzwQ_AUIEygD&biw=360&bih=560#imgrc=H53r-PNdGSgfEM

your meme game is weak... dude are you even trying? 

who posts a google search link?

17 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

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32 minutes ago, NerveDamage said:

Whenever I go to a Caps games:

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Jonas Mahonas said:

I honestly could use a course on this websites tools.  Won't let me post pictures.  Won't let me link memes.  Won't let me do anything.

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13 hours ago, e_prime said:

Hmmm.   Wonder how we got to searching Mia Khalifia? 

What are you implying? CRL clearly reads Lebanese newspapers and that's where he stumbled onto this. Not weird at all. Where do u think I get my Mia Khalifa fix?

BTW, if those spectacular tatas are ruined by a hockey puck, then I shall curse the day the sport was invented!

Edited July 31, 2018 by Neomaxizoomdweebie

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38 minutes ago, Jonas Mahonas said:

I honestly could use a course on this websites tools.  Won't let me post pictures.  Won't let me link memes.  Won't let me do anything.

You're trained in meme magic?

4 minutes ago, Neomaxizoomdweebie said:

What are you implying? CRL clearly reads Lebanese newspapers and that's where he stumbled onto this. Not weird at all.

BTW, if those spectacular tatas are ruined by a hockey puck, then I shall curse the day the sport was invented!

My first thought was she's probably using the incident as an excuse to "upgrade". Not that she needs one...

Edited July 31, 2018 by ChristopherReevesLegs

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5 minutes ago, Neomaxizoomdweebie said:

What are you implying? CRL clearly reads Lebanese newspapers and that's where he stumbled onto this. Not weird at all. Where do u think I get my Mia Khalifa fix?

BTW, if those spectacular tatas are ruined by a hockey puck, then I shall curse the day the sport was invented!

 

5 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

You're trained in meme magic?

My first thought was she's probably using the incident as an excuse to "upgrade". Not that she needs one...

“I got hit in the boob with a puck during the game, and I’m 80% sure it ruptured an implant."

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4 minutes ago, NerveDamage said:

 

“I got hit in the boob with a puck during the game, and I’m 80% sure it ruptured an implant."

If anything that implant probably took all the blow and saved her life.

Boob jobs literally save lives.

Edited July 31, 2018 by ChristopherReevesLegs

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7 minutes ago, NerveDamage said:

 

“I got hit in the boob with a puck during the game, and I’m 80% sure it ruptured an implant."

I remember reading that when it happened. I cried. It made me feel like that scene in PLanet of the Apes when Charlton Heston stumbles upon the destroyed Statue of Liberty.

 

3 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

If anything that implant probably took all the blow and saved her life.

Boob jobs literally save lives.

They're like Clowns for guys. They bring so much joy and happiness into the world. Wait....so that's why the call them funbags!

Edited July 31, 2018 by Neomaxizoomdweebie