2019 Off-Season

[The 91 of Ryans 3,014]

30 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

If I become president a lot of people are getting shot

Poor Buppy. Reduced to one dot it a long line. 

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

12 minutes ago, The 91 of Ryans said:

Poor Buppy. Reduced to one dot it a long line. 

1. Amy Schumer
2. American film-maker Ken Burns
3. People who abruptly stop in the middle of a busy sidewalk/aisle
4. People with unnatural hair colors (pink, purple, etc.)
5. Anyone who does not recognize Linguine as the most superior pasta shape
6. Anyone who keeps track of how many beers I've had
7. Buppy
8. People who call themselves "freelancers" or "entrepreneurs" when they're really just unemployed
9. Anyone who thinks the Star Wars sequels are better than the prequels

It's a running list that I could certainly add to, but I promise, if elected, my kill squads will cut the U.S. population in half before my first 4 years are up. Think of all those open lanes on the highway.

Set-of-none-functioning-legs 2020

[Wheelchairsuperhero 1,453]

25 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

1. Amy Schumer
2. American film-maker Ken Burns
3. People who abruptly stop in the middle of a busy sidewalk/aisle
4. People with unnatural hair colors (pink, purple, etc.)
5. Anyone who does not recognize Linguine as the most superior pasta shape
6. Anyone who keeps track of how many beers I've had
7. Buppy
8. People who call themselves "freelancers" or "entrepreneurs" when they're really just unemployed
9. Anyone who thinks the Star Wars sequels are better than the prequels

It's a running list that I could certainly add to, but I promise, if elected, my kill squads will cut the U.S. population in half before my first 4 years are up. Think of all those open lanes on the highway.

Set-of-none-functioning-legs 2020

You have my vote. Time to run these people outta town. 

[Neomaxizoomdweebie 3,083]

2 hours ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

If I become president a lot of people are getting shot

Historically, I think that the reverse is more likely, especially right now.

On a side note, did someone change the title of the thread? I thought we already had a 2019 offseason thread. Is this a  Junior Mod power move?

Also, Amy is the wrong Schumer on your list.

Edited November 16, 2018 by Neomaxizoomdweebie

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

33 minutes ago, Neomaxizoomdweebie said:

Historically, I think that the reverse is more likely, especially right now.

On a side note, did someone change the title of the thread? I thought we already had a 2019 offseason thread. Is this a  Junior Mod power move?

Also, Amy is the wrong Schumer on your list.

If I get shot a lot of people are becoming president?

Being a junior mod is a lot like being Queen of England. You all worship me and treat me with respect, but I have no actual real power.

47 minutes ago, Wheelchairsuperhero said:

You have my vote. Time to run these people outta town. 

Just saw a man unironically wearing a beret while at lunch. Add him to the list.

 

 

Boy how bout that Troy Brouwer, maybe we can sign him in the off season or something

[Buppy 1,720]

4 hours ago, The 91 of Ryans said:

Poor Buppy. Reduced to one dot it a long line. 

In the matrix of life, we're all just dots. Universal printing technology is very outdated.

3 hours ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

1. Amy Schumer
2. American film-maker Ken Burns
3. People who abruptly stop in the middle of a busy sidewalk/aisle
4. People with unnatural hair colors (pink, purple, etc.)
5. Anyone who does not recognize Linguine as the most superior pasta shape
6. Anyone who keeps track of how many beers I've had
7. Buppy
8. People who call themselves "freelancers" or "entrepreneurs" when they're really just unemployed
9. Anyone who thinks the Star Wars sequels are better than the prequels

It's a running list that I could certainly add to, but I promise, if elected, my kill squads will cut the U.S. population in half before my first 4 years are up. Think of all those open lanes on the highway.

Set-of-none-functioning-legs 2020

Too complicated, I got bored halfway through #3. I unvoted for you. Keep your platform simple:

3 hours ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

1. Amy Schumer
2. American film-maker Ken Burns
3. People who abruptly stop in the middle of a busy sidewalk/aisle
4. People with unnatural hair colors (pink, purple, etc.)
5. Anyone who does not recognize Linguine as the most superior pasta shape
6. Anyone who keeps track of how many beers I've had
7. Buppy
8. People who call themselves "freelancers" or "entrepreneurs" when they're really just unemployed
9. Anyone who thinks the Star Wars sequels are better than the prequels

Genocide 2020

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

5 minutes ago, Buppy said:

In the matrix of life, we're all just dots. Universal printing technology is very outdated.

Too complicated, I got bored halfway through #3. I unvoted for you. Keep your platform simple:

Genocide 2020

They'll never buy it

 

[LeftWinger 4,934]

Exactly why I have no interest in Panarin.

 

[F.Michael 4,590]

On 11/16/2018 at 12:42 PM, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

1. Amy Schumer
2. American film-maker Ken Burns
3. People who abruptly stop in the middle of a busy sidewalk/aisle
4. People with unnatural hair colors (pink, purple, etc.)
5. Anyone who does not recognize Linguine as the most superior pasta shape
6. Anyone who keeps track of how many beers I've had
7. Buppy
8. People who call themselves "freelancers" or "entrepreneurs" when they're really just unemployed
9. Anyone who thinks the Star Wars sequels are better than the prequels

It's a running list that I could certainly add to, but I promise, if elected, my kill squads will cut the U.S. population in half before my first 4 years are up. Think of all those open lanes on the highway.

Set-of-none-functioning-legs 2020

I agree with this - however I do enjoy me some tube shaped pasta such as rigatoni, ziti, and penne.

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

47 minutes ago, F.Michael said:

I agree with this - however I do enjoy me some tube shaped pasta such as rigatoni, ziti, and penne.

As long as you bend knee and acknowledge the superiority of Linguine, you will be free to enjoy any inferior pasta shape your heart desires

[Neomaxizoomdweebie 3,083]

2 hours ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

As long as you bend knee and acknowledge the superiority of Linguine, you will be free to enjoy any inferior pasta shape your heart desires

Linguine is just overpriced spaghetti. All pasta is delicious. Speaking of Italian stuff, go Bertuzzi!

[F.Michael 4,590]

3 hours ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

As long as you bend knee and acknowledge the superiority of Linguine, you will be free to enjoy any inferior pasta shape your heart desires

[Jonas Mahonas 1,872]

8 hours ago, LeftWinger said:

Exactly why I have no interest in Panarin.

 

2 years, 11 million.  Sounds good.

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

4 hours ago, Neomaxizoomdweebie said:

Linguine is just overpriced spaghetti. All pasta is delicious. Speaking of Italian stuff, go Bertuzzi!

YOU SHUT UR ***** MOUTH

Linguine is the perfect long noodle. Not too thick like Fettuccine, not too thin like Angel Hair, just right. 

[krsmith17 7,191]

7 hours ago, Jonas Mahonas said:

2 years, 11 million.  Sounds good.

Case in point.

[The 91 of Ryans 3,014]

10 hours ago, Jonas Mahonas said:

2 years, 11 million.  Sounds good.

Panarin can sincerely go f*** off back to Russia if he wants 11M per. 

Greedy little runt's worth 8M on a good day. 

[LeftWinger 4,934]

10 hours ago, Jonas Mahonas said:

2 years, 11 million.  Sounds good.

if were $11M TOTAL yes, that's a bargain and I'd even up offer him more! No....no at $11M per.

[AtlantaHotWings 973]

On 11/16/2018 at 1:42 PM, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

1. Amy Schumer
2. American film-maker Ken Burns
3. People who abruptly stop in the middle of a busy sidewalk/aisle
4. People with unnatural hair colors (pink, purple, etc.)
5. Anyone who does not recognize Linguine as the most superior pasta shape
6. Anyone who keeps track of how many beers I've had
7. Buppy
8. People who call themselves "freelancers" or "entrepreneurs" when they're really just unemployed
9. Anyone who thinks the Star Wars sequels are better than the prequels

It's a running list that I could certainly add to, but I promise, if elected, my kill squads will cut the U.S. population in half before my first 4 years are up. Think of all those open lanes on the highway.

Set-of-none-functioning-legs 2020

I have no issue with the list as long as we can add to it. 

 If i can get behind the one eared Libertarian for Georgia Governor I can support a candidate with non-functional legs.

I sooo wanted my guy to turn to the 2 other knuckleheads in the debate with his missing ear side and say "Georgia can't hear you big money politicians." then drop the mic and walk off the stage. 

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

12 minutes ago, AtlantaHotWings said:

I have no issue with the list as long as we can add to it. 

 If i can get behind the one eared Libertarian for Georgia Governor I can support a candidate with non-functional legs.

I sooo wanted my guy to turn to the 2 other knuckleheads in the debate with his missing ear side and say "Georgia can't hear you big money politicians." then drop the mic and walk off the stage. 

Wait, what's going on in Georgia? Fill me in.

[Neomaxizoomdweebie 3,083]

6 hours ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

Wait, what's going on in Georgia? Fill me in.

Sore loser crybabies.

Edited November 22, 2018 by Neomaxizoomdweebie

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

4 hours ago, Neomaxizoomdweebie said:

Sore loser crybabies.

Snowflakes I assume?

[Neomaxizoomdweebie 3,083]

10 hours ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

Snowflakes I assume?

Nope. Just typical, made up, exaggerated claims from a particular party because they lost. Same ol' stuff. Plenty of articles on the internet to read about it. We wouldn't want to get all political up in here. If only they had an NHL team that they could all come together and root for.

[The 91 of Ryans 3,014]

24 minutes ago, Neomaxizoomdweebie said:

Nope. Just typical, made up, exaggerated claims from a particular party because they lost. Same ol' stuff. Plenty of articles on the internet to read about it. We wouldn't want to get all political up in here. If only they had an NHL team that they could all come together and root for.

Ah. But you do. And you have.

 

[Jonas Mahonas 1,872]

8 hours ago, The 91 of Ryans said:

Ah. But you do. And you have.

 

Wooooooohhhhh, Kickazz got you good there, centcougar.

[The 91 of Ryans 3,014]

37 minutes ago, Jonas Mahonas said:

Wooooooohhhhh, Kickazz got you good there, centcougar.

Wut