Y19 2,457 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 3 4 1 puckloo39, HadThomasVokounOnFortSt, krsmith17 and 5 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigWillieStyle 662 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dabura said: Hopefully David Poile comes away from this game thinking, "I got to get me one of those Red Wings." On special right now. Buy one Red Wing, get an Abdelkader free. 1 5 kjw25, Jonas Mahonas, Hockeymom1960 and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,458 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 On the one hand I'm glad to see them win one for the dads. On the other hand, I'd like to slap half those dads in the head for conceiving these hacks. I can't wait until we have a real roster. 5 BigWillieStyle, Dabura, Jonas Mahonas and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,205 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 1 minute ago, kipwinger said: I'd like to slap half those dads in the head for conceiving these hacks. I can't wait until we have a real roster. 2 Jonas Mahonas and BigWillieStyle reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigWillieStyle 662 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 It gets really old if you lose every night. Wins build character, and let the kids know that if you dig in and play hard, you have a chance to win every night. Thankfully, we don't have enough talent to do that right now. 2 1 Dabura, Jonas Mahonas and Hockeymom1960 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,205 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 7 minutes ago, Y19 said: 3 minutes ago, BigWillieStyle said: It gets really old if you lose every night. Wins build character, and let the kids know that if you dig in and play hard, you have a chance to win every night. Thankfully, we don't have enough talent to do that right now. Whatever helps you sleep at night, man. 2 1 BigWillieStyle, Jonas Mahonas and Y19 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,458 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dabura said: Tell me that you haven't at least once or twice thought to yourself, "Danny Dekeyser was conceived by a weak sperm". Search your feelings, you know it to be true. 1 Jonas Mahonas reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kickazz 5,459 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, kipwinger said: Tell me that you haven't at least once or twice thought to yourself, "Danny Dekeyser was conceived by a weak sperm". Search your feelings, you know it to be true. He's basically the sperm that was all the way in the back and eventually wiggled his way through because the vanguard of strong sperm got decimated by the acidic juices in the vaginal canal. 1 Jonas Mahonas reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigWillieStyle 662 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, Dabura said: Whatever helps you sleep at night, man. That's usually Vodka and Ambien, but tonight I'll also sleep on the wings of victory. 1 1 Dabura and Jonas Mahonas reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,458 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, kickazz said: He's basically the sperm that was all the way in the back and eventually wiggled his way through because the vanguard of strong sperm got decimated by the acidic juices in the vaginal canal. Yeesh...you got oddly specific there bud. Hope everything is ok at home ;-) But yeah, Dekeyser is an estrogenic beta male. 1 Jonas Mahonas reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HadThomasVokounOnFortSt 878 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, kickazz said: He's basically the sperm that was all the way in the back and eventually wiggled his way through because the vanguard of strong sperm got decimated by the acidic juices in the vaginal canal. Internet is scary at night 2 Dabura and Jonas Mahonas reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,205 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 Points update: Larkin (1G) - 24 goals and 52 points thru 56 games Athanasiou (1G) - 18 goals and 35 points thru 51 games 1 Jonas Mahonas reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonas Mahonas 1,872 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 I could read red wings sperm analysis all day long. Good insight into why DeKeyser gets called for gloving penalties. 3 minutes ago, Dabura said: Points update: Larkin (1G) - 24 goals and 52 points thru 56 games Athanasiou (1G) - 18 goals and 35 points thru 51 games Athanasiou at career highs for everything with 20+ games to play. The haters are all gone. 1 Dabura reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kickazz 5,459 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 16 minutes ago, kipwinger said: Yeesh...you got oddly specific there bud. Hope everything is ok at home ;-) But yeah, Dekeyser is an estrogenic beta male. I just don’t like DK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,458 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, Jonas Mahonas said: I could read red wings sperm analysis all day long. Good insight into why DeKeyser gets called for gloving penalties. Athanasiou at career highs for everything with 20+ games to play. The haters are all gone. Sadly, unless he goes on an absolute tear he won't hit 30 goals like he was projected to hit. Bums me out, I REALLY wanted AA to be the first to 30 since 2009. Instead it will be Rasmussen a couple years from now, which will be almost as good. 1 minute ago, kickazz said: I just don’t like DK Haha, I'm right there with you man. First his acne, and then his spindly little legs, and now late period penalties. I'll tell you this much right now, the most manly things I can possible think of are 1) WWE superstar Razor Ramon, and 2) Lil Wayne's song "I'm Me". Neither of those things had acne. F*ck Dekeyser. 1 kickazz reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mckinley25 677 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 You don’t think Larkin will reach 30 this year? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,458 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mckinley25 said: You don’t think Larkin will reach 30 this year? I'm being glib. He'll definitely make it and he definitely deserves it. That guy is a beast this season. I'm particularly thrilled with how he's turned into kind of an on-ice bully this season. Like he throws elbows and slashes guys and stuff. We need more of that attitude. More mauler sh*t. 3 krsmith17, Mckinley25 and Dabura reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonas Mahonas 1,872 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 42 minutes ago, kipwinger said: I'm being glib. He'll definitely make it and he definitely deserves it. That guy is a beast this season. I'm particularly thrilled with how he's turned into kind of an on-ice bully this season. Like he throws elbows and slashes guys and stuff. We need more of that attitude. More mauler sh*t. Word. But remember AA is putting up 45-50 pts from the THIRD LINE!!! That's a fricking miracle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neomaxizoomdweebie 3,083 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Jonas Mahonas said: I could read red wings sperm analysis all day long. Good insight into why DeKeyser gets called for gloving penalties. Athanasiou at career highs for everything with 20+ games to play. The haters are all gone. Nope. Still here waiting for him to hit the numbers he was supposed to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 4 hours ago, kickazz said: I just don’t like DK I just don't like you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
F.Michael 4,590 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 10 hours ago, kipwinger said: I'm being glib. He'll definitely make it and he definitely deserves it. That guy is a beast this season. I'm particularly thrilled with how he's turned into kind of an on-ice bully this season. Like he throws elbows and slashes guys and stuff. We need more of that attitude. More mauler sh*t. Can't wait for lil'Bert to get back. 1 krsmith17 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonas Mahonas 1,872 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 6 hours ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said: I just don't like you Man, you guys had a tough break up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022 Report post Posted February 13, 2019 50 minutes ago, Jonas Mahonas said: Man, you guys had a tough break up Brown soy boys always get me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites