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Offseason Nonsense - If the Red Wings were Prince songs ...

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Prince was the king of making nothing but tuneless soundless pretentious garbage. And he wasn't a great guitarist. Everybody says he's the most underrated guitarist ever but he isn't at all, it's just some tired old fan trope. He faked everything when he performed at the superbowl like 10+ years ago, which he never should have played at in the first place because the guys career was only relevant for like 5 years.

Purple Rain is an awful movie. The acting is across the board terrible. Fan nerds confuse his goofy/stiff acting performance for "Prince's charm" which is a more akin to wearing a goofy outfit and acting like a weirdo and synth-pop doo doo brains will listen to you and think you're cool. It's a cringe level movie.

 

 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

Prince was the king of making nothing but tuneless soundless pretentious garbage. And he wasn't a great guitarist. Everybody says he's the most underrated guitarist ever but he isn't at all, it's just some tired old fan trope. He faked everything when he performed at the superbowl like 10+ years ago, which he never should have played at in the first place because the guys career was only relevant for like 5 years.

Purple Rain is an awful movie. The acting is across the board terrible. Fan nerds confuse his goofy/stiff acting performance for "Prince's charm" which is a more akin to wearing a goofy outfit and acting like a weirdo and synth-pop doo doo brains will listen to you and think you're cool. It's a cringe level movie.

 

 

 

 

Bah! Whatever. You've just gone deaf from listening to too many Avenged Sevenfold records. 

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11 minutes ago, The 91 of Ryans said:

Bah! Whatever. You've just gone deaf from listening to too many Avenged Sevenfold records. 

I'll continue

Prince is a blatant knockoff of Michael Jackson, or a wannabe Michael per say. Some producers gathered round and decided to find another black guy, with a high-pitched voice, effeminate behavior, and goofy outfits, that they could pump garbage mass consumable synth-pop through and market to the general public. When you are listening to Prince you are essentially drinking Mr. Pibb.

But in full-disclosure, I'm a Rick James guy

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