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17 minutes ago, F.Michael said:

Why would you want that? Unless you plan on NEVER playing it. 

It probably sounds like Jaws (from Bond) flossing his teeth with rusty wire.

 

 

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35 minutes ago, The 91 of Ryans said:

Why would you want that? Unless you plan on NEVER playing it. 

It probably sounds like Jaws (from Bond) flossing his teeth with rusty wire.

 

 

It's sumthin to hang on the wall - ya know - a conversation piece for when I have parties, and entertain sexy ladies...

 

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3 minutes ago, F.Michael said:

It's sumthin to hang on the wall - ya know - a conversation piece for when I have parties, and entertain sexy ladies...

 

^^^ What you think you look like at your parties

What you at actually look like:

 

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13 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

For when you get tired of reading @F.Michael man thong threads

 

$5 says it won't be anywhere near as good as Probert's...'After an exhausting evening of ice hockey in which I played 26 minutes, and assisted on 2 goals (including the OT game winner) - I went home to my loving wife of 16 years, and enjoyed her companionship by the fireplace while sipping on some wine'.

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25 minutes ago, F.Michael said:

$5 says it won't be anywhere near as good as Probert's...'After an exhausting evening of ice hockey in which I played 26 minutes, and assisted on 2 goals (including the OT game winner) - I went home to my loving wife of 16 years, and enjoyed her companionship by the fireplace while sipping on some wine'.

> Be me, F Michael
> Browsing my favorite sports forum on internet explorer
> Pop ups for hot MILFs in my area littering my screen
> Have to close my 8 tabs of Bob Probert fights on youtube, AND close 13 tabs worth of grill recipes, AND turn off my John Cougar Mellencamp on Windows Media Player just to browse.
> MillennialsRuinedTheInternet.gif
> See that Nick Lidstrom wrote a book about being perfect
> ThisGuyCan'tEvenFight.img
> Reach for another Budweiser before I s*** post about Lids new book
> Wife didn't restock the beer like she was told to
> Dammit these Europeans are ruining this league

 

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42 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

> Be me, F Michael
> Browsing my favorite sports forum on internet explorer
> Pop ups for hot MILFs in my area littering my screen
> Have to close my 8 tabs of Bob Probert fights on youtube, AND close 13 15 tabs worth of grill recipes, AND turn off my John Cougar Mellencamp Bonn Scotts AC/DC  on Windows Media Player just to browse.
> MillennialsRuinedTheInternet.gif
> See that Nick Lidstrom wrote a book about being perfect
> ThisGuyCan'tEvenFight.img
> Reach for another Budweiser Milwaukee Micro Brew before I s*** post about Lids new book
> Wife didn't restock the beer close the bathroom door like she was told to, and the dog ate some tampons
> Dammit these Europeans half-shields are ruining this league

 

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1 hour ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

> Be me, ChristopherReevesLegs
> Browsing my favorite sports forum on TOR anonymous web browser
> Pop ups for hot traps in my area littering my screen
> Have to close my 8 tabs of top 10 anime fights on youtube, AND close 13 tabs worth of tofu recipes, AND turn off my Kanye West on Winamp just to browse.
> BoomersRuinedTheInternet.webm
> See that F.Michael wrote a post about an acoustic(wtf) guitar
> ThisGuyCan'tEvenMeme.jpeg
> Reach for another Soylent before I s*** post about F.M’s new post
>  Girlfriend in open relationship didn't restock the soy like she was told to
> Dammit these enforcers are ruining this league

 

 

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23 minutes ago, Akakabuto said:

> Be me, Akakabuto
> Browsing my favorite sports forum on Google Chrome, so the Swedish CIA thinks I'm a good normie
> Pop ups for new mosques in my area littering my screen
> Have to close my 8 tabs of big tiddy anime GFs, AND close 13 tabs worth of kebab recipes, AND turn off my K-pop on limewire just to browse.
> RefugeesSavedSweden.webm
> See that CRL wrote a post about F Michaels post
> MetaAF.jpeg
> Reach for another jar of pickled herring juice before I s*** post about CRL's new post
> Ran out of good boi points so mummy didn't restock my herring
> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

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18 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

Since this is the water cooler thread now

Reminder that tomorrow is storm Area 51 day. If you didn't buy your plane ticket yet, too bad, I'm not scooping up a big tiddy sex alien for you.

Say hello to Keanu and Chuck from me

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25 minutes ago, Neomaxizoomdweebie said:

So now I am picturing FMichael and CRL on a Brokeback camping trip together. FMichael is playing his crappy DRW guitar next to a campfire of Lidstrom books and CRL is singing "Kumbaya" wearing only his DRW thong.

I was a swimmer in college, so I'm actually quite comfortable in a speedo or "thong". And if we were camping next to a body of water this wouldn't actually be too unusual for me.

But an actual F Michael/CRL camping trip would probably look more like: TOOL on the radio, expensive scotch being passed around, guns being discharged recklessly. Take your pic as to which is scarier.

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49 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

I was a swimmer in college, so I'm actually quite comfortable in a speedo or "thong". And if we were camping next to a body of water this wouldn't actually be too unusual for me.

But an actual F Michael/CRL camping trip would probably look more like: TOOL on the radio, expensive scotch being passed around, guns being discharged recklessly. Take your pic as to which is scarier.

 

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