The 91 of Ryans 3,014 Report post Posted March 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Walman6million said: Radko Gudas it is then here for that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walman6million 250 Report post Posted March 2, 2023 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The 91 of Ryans 3,014 Report post Posted March 2, 2023 9 minutes ago, Walman6million said: Well Bert. You could have stayed ya greedy lil piggy 1 1 F.Michael and mackel reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonas Mahonas 1,872 Report post Posted March 2, 2023 5 hours ago, F.Michael said: That's Matthews/Marner like greed from my point of view...Boston isn't likely gonna have the $$$ for Bert this summer - that is if they want to keep him. Welcome home Bert. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
F.Michael 4,590 Report post Posted March 2, 2023 9 minutes ago, The 91 of Ryans said: Well Bert. You could have stayed ya greedy lil piggy Absolutely this…There’s always a chance of him coming back this summer but I’m not gonna hold my breath… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
F.Michael 4,590 Report post Posted March 2, 2023 Forgive my ignorance but how’s the Sabres netminding looking these days? Might they want Husso? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walman6million 250 Report post Posted March 2, 2023 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,522 Report post Posted March 3, 2023 I'm happy to see Bertuzzi gone for no other reason than because (next to Sundqvist) he was the least f*ckable part of an immensely f*ckable team. Nothing (aside from his play this season) made my dick softer than his weird buggy eyes and stringy meth hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walman6million 250 Report post Posted March 3, 2023 5 minutes ago, kipwinger said: I'm happy to see Bertuzzi gone for no other reason than because (next to Sundqvist) he was the least f*ckable part of an immensely f*ckable team. Nothing (aside from his play this season) made my dick softer than his weird buggy eyes and stringy meth hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,522 Report post Posted March 3, 2023 1 minute ago, Walman6million said: I don't get this meme. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walman6million 250 Report post Posted March 3, 2023 1 minute ago, kipwinger said: I don't get this meme. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,522 Report post Posted March 3, 2023 It's ironic because Bertuzzi was definitely the g*yest member of this team. You'd think I'd be more into him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walman6million 250 Report post Posted March 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, kipwinger said: It's ironic because Bertuzzi was definitely the g*yest member of this team. You'd think I'd be more into him. Please. You're bi at best hunny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,522 Report post Posted March 3, 2023 1 minute ago, Walman6million said: Please. You're bi at best hunny. Which means I f*ck 100% more women than Bert does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walman6million 250 Report post Posted March 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, kipwinger said: Which means I f*ck 100% more women than Bert does. and yet i still doubt this lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,522 Report post Posted March 3, 2023 1 minute ago, Walman6million said: and yet i still doubt this lol Even if I only banged one chick in my life pal. Your boy's 1 step above a eunuch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walman6million 250 Report post Posted March 3, 2023 1 minute ago, kipwinger said: Even if I only banged one chick in my life pal. Your boy's 1 step above a eunuch. What's 1 stop above eunuch? Like one ball? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,522 Report post Posted March 3, 2023 Just now, Walman6million said: What's 1 stop above eunuch? Like one ball? One step above asexual is same-sexual. Everyone knows that. Especially your boy. Wait...you thought his "just the tip" tshirt was a promise? Lol. It was a request bud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walman6million 250 Report post Posted March 3, 2023 1 minute ago, kipwinger said: One step above asexual is same-sexual. Everyone knows that. Especially your boy. Wait...you thought his "just the tip" tshirt was a promise? Lol. It was a request bud. A eunuch is castrated, not A-sexual. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,522 Report post Posted March 3, 2023 1 minute ago, Walman6million said: A eunuch is castrated, not A-sexual. I think one generally leads to the other but you're the expert it seems. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walman6million 250 Report post Posted March 3, 2023 1 minute ago, kipwinger said: I think one generally leads to the other but you're the expert it seems. Yes eunuchs can still have sexual attraction Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,522 Report post Posted March 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, Walman6million said: Yes eunuchs can still have sexual attraction So Bertuzzi's biggest fanboy also happens to be a treasure trove of eunuch trivia? Tucker Carlson would say this isn't a coincidence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walman6million 250 Report post Posted March 3, 2023 Just now, kipwinger said: So Bertuzzi's biggest fanboy also happens to be a treasure trove of eunuch trivia? Tucker Carlson would say this isn't a coincidence. I think eunuchs being castrates is the literal definition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,522 Report post Posted March 3, 2023 Just now, Walman6million said: I think eunuchs being castrates is the literal definition. Tell me more about the sexual preferences of castrates? You seemed to know a lot about it a minute ago. The more I empathize the more I'll understand why Tyler Bertuzzi is such a b*tch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walman6million 250 Report post Posted March 3, 2023 (edited) 18 minutes ago, kipwinger said: Tell me more about the sexual preferences of castrates? You seemed to know a lot about it a minute ago. The more I empathize the more I'll understand why Tyler Bertuzzi is such a b*tch. What is going on? What is happening? Having Bertuzzi on the team used to feel good. It doesn't anymore. It feels kinda bad these days. What is going on? When did it suddenly become better to have him off the team? Bertuzzi being on the team used to be normal. Not anymore. Now he's gone. And the democratic party wants this. Detroit used to be filled with italian hockey players; now it's filled with garbage. You think SY know's what's going on? Guess again. He's actually from Sacramento, California and moved to Portland, Oregon at age 14. What happened? How did guys like this become our icons? Now if you want to watch the Red Wings you have to bend over in a mens bathroom. What is going on? Yesterday I received a video of Bertuzzi's crotchless naked body. Don't believe me? Take a look. Now I'm a girl. I'm wearing girls clothes and taking pills to turn me into a girl. When did my p-enis fall off? It used to be - I had a pe-nis. Not anymore. Not if the democrats have their way. What is going on? Imagine you start peeing and your p-enis falls off and you have to sit down to finish the pee. Sound crazy? Nope. It's real. It happened to me this morning. What is going on? Edited March 3, 2023 by Walman6million Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
