Red Wings Prospects

[Scott R Lucidi 615]

28 minutes ago, Jimmybigrigs69 said:

"GOOD"

"Quality character"

You talkin about you know who?

This guy is definitely the most handsome guy on our team.  He probably pulls tail like mad.

[Jimmybigrigs69 229]

>MBN is a boring pick

>MBN is a safe pick

>MBN doesn't have top6 potential

>All he does is shoot?

>Norway is a rainbow communist country

https://x.com/lassialanen/status/1679117152283136001

Edited August 3 by Jimmybigrigs69

[Jimmybigrigs69 229]

Since returning to his Swedish junior 20 team, MBN's team has played 2 games.

In those 2 games MBN has 4 goals, 7 points, is +7, has 15 shots on goal, and is literally buying up all the small mom n pop shops in town just so he can legally go in and absolutely wreck them.

IDK how many hits the kid has total, but from the clips of the last 2 games, he's an absolute bully on the forecheck. If the puck even thinks about going behind the net in the Ozone he will literally pull some Goku shiet and teleport directly behind the unfortunate defender retrieving the puck.

He's going to be promoted back to his SHL mens team VERY SOON IMHO. He looks a whale in a kitchen sink in the Allvenskan. 

The hype express line, non-stop direct to Oslo, is boarding, and buddy I am a booking a 1st class ticket with extra leg room for MBN's penis.

Edited August 3 by Jimmybigrigs69

[Scott R Lucidi 615]

2 hours ago, Jimmybigrigs69 said:

Since returning to his Swedish junior 20 team, MBN's team has played 2 games.

In those 2 games MBN has 4 goals, 7 points, is +7, has 15 shots on goal, and is literally buying up all the small mom n pop shops in town just so he can legally go in and absolutely wreck them.

IDK how many hits the kid has total, but from the clips of the last 2 games, he's an absolute bully on the forecheck. If the puck even thinks about going behind the net in the Ozone he will literally pull some Goku shiet and teleport directly behind the unfortunate defender retrieving the puck.

He's going to be promoted back to his SHL mens team VERY SOON IMHO. He looks a whale in a kitchen sink in the Allvenskan. 

The hype express line, non-stop direct to Oslo, is boarding, and buddy I am a booking a 1st class ticket with extra leg room for MBN's penis.

Being good on the forecheck in Europe is a good sign.  That will translate well to the NA rink.

[Jimmybigrigs69 229]

3 hours ago, Scott R Lucidi said:

Being good on the forecheck in Europe is a good sign.  That will translate well to the NA rink.

Exactly. Limp wristed euros normally don't even bother with the forecheck bc of the big ice. 

[Akakabuto 1,814]

8 hours ago, Jimmybigrigs69 said:

Since returning to his Swedish junior 20 team, MBN's team has played 2 games.

In those 2 games MBN has 4 goals, 7 points, is +7, has 15 shots on goal, and is literally buying up all the small mom n pop shops in town just so he can legally go in and absolutely wreck them.

IDK how many hits the kid has total, but from the clips of the last 2 games, he's an absolute bully on the forecheck. If the puck even thinks about going behind the net in the Ozone he will literally pull some Goku shiet and teleport directly behind the unfortunate defender retrieving the puck.

He's going to be promoted back to his SHL mens team VERY SOON IMHO. He looks a whale in a kitchen sink in the Allvenskan. 

The hype express line, non-stop direct to Oslo, is boarding, and buddy I am a booking a 1st class ticket with extra leg room for MBN's penis.

If this proves he can score(a lot), I will love the pick. 

[Jimmybigrigs69 229]

8 hours ago, Akakabuto said:

If this proves he can score(a lot), I will love the pick. 

Nobody wants your approval and everyone wishes you would stop posting

[Axl Foley 303]

13 hours ago, Jimmybigrigs69 said:

Nobody wants your approval and everyone wishes you would stop posting

swedes have a natural bias against the Norwegians. Swedes were the "soft" Vikings, whereas the Norwegians wrecked shop.

[Akakabuto 1,814]

1 hour ago, Axl Foley said:

swedes have a natural bias against the Norwegians. Swedes were the "soft" Vikings, whereas the Norwegians wrecked shop.

One side was pillaging monestaries and raping farm daughters. The other conquered and united slavic tribes laying the foundation for todays Russia and became the eastern roman emperors personal guard. Yeah, why couldn’t we be more like them.

Danes get a pass, as they founded the Danelaw.

Draft Danes. 

[Scott R Lucidi 615]

https://detroithockeynow.com/2024/08/04/red-wings-prospect-on-verge-of-usa-hockey-history-augustine-campbell/

Augustine

Cossa

Seider

Edvinsson

Sandin-Pellikka

Broberg

Johansson

Buium

 

[Jimmybigrigs69 229]

3 hours ago, Akakabuto said:

One side was pillaging monestaries and raping farm daughters. The other conquered and united slavic tribes laying the foundation for todays Russia and became the eastern roman emperors personal guard. Yeah, why couldn’t we be more like them.

Danes get a pass, as they founded the Danelaw.

Draft Danes. 

If I only had one word to describe what type of player MBN is, I would say "disrupter". He throws his weight around in all 3 zones and generally causes chaos for the opposing team. His heavy shot is a welcome bonus. He's going to compliment our soft top6 very nicely. Retrieving pucks for Larkin and Raymond. Causing opponents to make costly turnovers in their own end. Disrupting opponents breakouts... oh and if you focus too much on the offensive threats of Larkin and Raymond, he can clap one into your net when you're not looking. We haven't a disruptive presence like this in the top 6 since Bertuzzi left. Without it we're kinda like Sweden... feckless against real empires and forced to prey on weak disorganized backwater tribes, while good Norwegian teams disrupt the known world sending all of western europe into panic.

[Axl Foley 303]

5 hours ago, Akakabuto said:

One side was pillaging monestaries and raping farm daughters. The other conquered and united slavic tribes laying the foundation for todays Russia and became the eastern roman emperors personal guard. Yeah, why couldn’t we be more like them.

Danes get a pass, as they founded the Danelaw.

Draft Danes. 

exactly, like I said. soft

[Akakabuto 1,814]

9 hours ago, Axl Foley said:

exactly, like I said. soft

I forget, you ’muricans love your thugz

[Jimmybigrigs69 229]

3 hours ago, Akakabuto said:

I forget, you ’muricans love your thugz

What do you mean "thugz"?

[Akakabuto 1,814]

1 hour ago, Jimmybigrigs69 said:

What do you mean "thugz"?

[Jimmybigrigs69 229]

8 hours ago, Akakabuto said:

I can't see whatever raciss image you posted.

Anyway Plante continues to light up the WJ showcase. And he's outscoring Cole Eiserman. He's very fast and a very good passer. Head always up, looking for someone to feed.

Was reading scouting reports, and some have said he was the best passer in this years draft. So we got the best passer in Plante, and the best forechecker in MBN. Solid. 

Critique I've read about Plante is he's ALWAYS trying to push the pace of the game. Doesn't understand how/when it's important to slow the game down and make the smart play. You can definitely see it in his play. He's willing to take hits to keep driving the play, which is good, but he's going to get himself hurt or cause a bad turnover trying to force something that isnt there. But all in all, I'd rather have a kid that needs to reign it in, than a kid who needs a kick in the pants. 

[Scott R Lucidi 615]

17 hours ago, Jimmybigrigs69 said:

I can't see whatever raciss image you posted.

Sven and his lazy eyed Swedebros can't really see it either!

[Jimmybigrigs69 229]

1 hour ago, Scott R Lucidi said:

Sven and his lazy eyed Swedebros can't really see it either!

He means people from Malmo

[Akakabuto 1,814]

16 minutes ago, Jimmybigrigs69 said:

He means people from Malmo

Malmo Miami, potato potato. 

[Scott R Lucidi 615]

46 minutes ago, Akakabuto said:

Malmo Miami, potato potato. 

Marlboro

[Akakabuto 1,814]

12 minutes ago, Scott R Lucidi said:

Marlboro

Swedish Match

[Axl Foley 303]

On 8/5/2024 at 9:57 AM, Jimmybigrigs69 said:

What do you mean "thugz"?

Young scholars who just haven't yet discovered their true potential.

2 hours ago, Akakabuto said:

potato potato. 

this doesn't work in print form

[Jimmybigrigs69 229]

6 hours ago, Akakabuto said:

Malmo Miami, potato potato. 

"CUBANS could be here" he thought "I've never been in this part of Malmo before, there could be CUBANS anywhere". The taste of his ham pickle n mustard sandwich disgusted him, but he could no longer find traditional Swedish meals like banana fish pizza in Malmo anymore. "I HATE CIGAR SUCKERS" he thought. Rumba music from the nearby neighborhood of refugees, who recently floated the 8,000+ kilometers from Havana to Malmo, reverberated his entire car, even as the $60 mijoto circulated through his veins and washed away his merited fear of Cubans establishing scarface cocaine empires in his city. "I don't care what the news media say, I'm voting for Dagald Trumpsson this November" he said to himself outloud. 

Edited August 7 by Jimmybigrigs69

[Akakabuto 1,814]

9 hours ago, Jimmybigrigs69 said:

"CUBANS could be here" he thought "I've never been in this part of Malmo before, there could be CUBANS anywhere". The taste of his ham pickle n mustard sandwich disgusted him, but he could no longer find traditional Swedish meals like banana fish pizza in Malmo anymore. "I HATE CIGAR SUCKERS" he thought. Rumba music from the nearby neighborhood of refugees, who recently floated the 8,000+ kilometers from Havana to Malmo, reverberated his entire car, even as the $60 mijoto circulated through his veins and washed away his merited fear of Cubans establishing scarface cocaine empires in his city. "I don't care what the news media say, I'm voting for Dagald Trumpsson this November" he said to himself outloud. 

Sweet dreams are made of this

12 hours ago, Axl Foley said:

Young scholars who just haven't yet discovered their true potential.

this doesn't work in print form

Tomato tomato

[kipwinger 8,579]

How's everyone feeling about Michael Brandsegg-Nygard's start to the pre-season. I know its the SHL pre-season (and international friendlies) but he's got like 4 goals in 3 games or something like that. Dude can absolutely bomb the puck. I think he's going to be a great pick and I already can't wait to see him on a line with Larkin and Raymond. Can you imagine having a hard working power forward on that line who is ALSO a trigger man? I'm sold.