Has anyone checked to make sure that Ken Holland isn't actually dead? He might very well be dead...from the shame of not making a trade before the draft...and is still lying on his bathroom floor somewhere in suburban Detroit. I say "bathroom floor" because he must surely have been looking at himself in the mirror saying "what happened to you?...You used to be so...so...so..." right before his heart exploded.
This would explain why there were no moves today. The fact that everyone hates hisf****** guts for destroying our team would explain why nobody has bothered to go looking for him.
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