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#2537256 Did the Wings change the font on their jerseys?

Posted by The Secret on 25 September 2014 - 06:49 AM

Is that supposed to be a butthole?

Tell me that's supposed to be a butthole.

Its a butthole

I'm sure they are being seriously sarcastic ;) but I could be wrong.

I thought it was a bunghole. Considering the whole Beavis N Butthead thang. But than again I've been drinking. Sooo..

It is a bunghole too

#2535924 Jonas Gustavsson - Monsters Hall of Fame new mask

Posted by The Secret on 11 September 2014 - 07:36 AM

Should have been a graphic of a shelf with a monster sitting on it... Maybe a graphic of a groin shattered into a million pieces?

#2534461 Holland signs 4 year extension with wings **MOD Warning Post 130**

Posted by The Secret on 18 August 2014 - 07:43 AM

Although I have not liked some of Hollands moves or non-moves over the years, some I can never ever let go of (Hossa), I think the track record over all speaks for itself. He is a pioneer IMO. Its been said numerous times before but we are frikkin spoiled. Completely spoiled rotten! We are lucky to have Holland, we are lucky to have Babcock, Extremely lucky to be owned by the Illitches,  and we are lucky to have seen 23 straight years of playoffs (no matter how crappy the last few have been). There are plenty of team out there that would be thrilled to see their team make the post season and be BBQ'd in the first round just to see their team in a meaningful game. NONE of this happens without Holland! This team has lost some big time players in the past few years whose impact could never be measured in advance, we've lost how many man games to injuries?, Had how many rookie's? AND had quite a few crap roster moves/non-moves and yet 23 years and counting, a stocked cupboard of young talent and an extremely bright future that will NOT take us blowing balls at the bottom of the league for 5 years before we can start to bubble back to the top!!!! Holland is in uncharted waters and we will see how stealthy he is. Next up is to lock down Babs and DK, and he will locked them both for a good amount of time and watch as we begin to mature and compete again wityhout having to eat crap at the bottom for a while! Thanks Kenny! Fans need to realize that the days of Red WIngs sailing through to championships is long over and the next generation of Cup Champions in Detroit will be honed from within, won't dominate as before but will cut more evenly with 4 lines.

#2530220 Who is this player

Posted by The Secret on 06 July 2014 - 09:28 AM

It's me... I go every year and pose as a player! Works every time even though I am pushing 40... suckers!

#2529856 Hollands new contract a no brainer?

Posted by The Secret on 03 July 2014 - 05:52 PM



New GM

New Coach - Blashill

Fancy New Arena (although the Joe rules)

New fans - Lets go with Torontos fans here

New rosey red coloured goggles

New drugs

New things to ***** and complain about

New reason to jump to conclusions

New team scapegoat

New thing to throw on the ice - Dirty s***filled diapers for sure

...why stop there?

#2524216 Shawn Thornton will not be returning to the Bruins

Posted by The Secret on 17 June 2014 - 11:38 AM


This is a message board I don't care if my  argument sticks or not but the fact his,  this series truly gave some fans and maybe the front office a false look on where this team really is. Boston on the other hand provided a very clear picture and not a good one at that.


What a load of garbage... how did the results give ANYONE a clear look at where this team is at? In order to clearly assess where this team is shouldnt you have a look at what it can do when healthy? We had so much turn over, inexperience and injuries that past 2 years that we have zero indication at what this team can do. We have definite needs for improvement but we have no gage at all at what we can do if healthy. Add now some much valued experience to our youth (who carried us into the play offs), the elimination of dead weight and some health and we have a team that can compete with the best immediately. It won't steam roll to the finish like in tha past but it can run with the pack and compete to win

#2524185 Shawn Thornton will not be returning to the Bruins

Posted by The Secret on 17 June 2014 - 10:04 AM

People need to stop the Iginla dream he is not going to go to a team at crossroads. Guys wants a cup and the Wings are very far away from even contending for one, much less being the favorites.


We are not that far away at all IMO. 2 years ago we limped into the playoffs and gave the eventual Stanley Cup Champs the biggest challenge they had despite the most adversity our team has seen in decades. We need a piece or 2 plus health to go along with the experience that our youth have gotten and we are back in business.... we may never have the run away team like we have had in the past but we are not the Edmonton Oilers... we have one of the best GMs in the league, THE best coach and one of the best farm systems.

#2524131 Dan Cleary may return...sigh

Posted by The Secret on 17 June 2014 - 07:41 AM

I am ok with a cheap 2 way contract.  I think he would provide good leadership for the kids in the Griffins organization for sure.


Cleary has been a good Red Wing until last year. I agree with Nightfall that if he is signed to a cheapish 2 way contract it can't hurt anything and will at least provide the Griffins with a strong experienced Vet to help the kids along. When Cleary hangs them up he will be the next ex-player hired within the organization.

#2520169 Regner: Next year could be Babcock's last

Posted by The Secret on 12 May 2014 - 07:10 PM


I totally agree, but when you hear KH talk about "not wanting to be a developmental team for league management" you've got to think there's more to it than just wanting to wait until after the rebuild.  Then again, that's speculation, so what do I know?  My whole point was just to say that if Babs getting extended was a done deal from both sides, then why isn't it a done deal?


Likely because it is not an important decision for any of them at this moment. Babcock has spelled it out pretty clearly:

1. If they are happy (which I would bet they are) then he is happy.

2. If he is happy then he is perfectly comfortable with the ownership and the management and the direction the team is heading.

3. If they are not happy, he will not be happy but he is also not worried because he would have another job within minute of that information becoming public.

4. Scotty Bowman went year to year.


Someone else also pointed out that if you are worried about your future you lock down the longest fattest deal you can as fast as you can. Babcock has way too much of a pedigree ( and a winning pedigree.. most winning pedigree in Detroit history if I am not mistaken) to sweat that kind of stuff


PS. Yes I know I am a Babock homer! Rightfully so. We don't want another "don't know what you got till it's gone" song to play out.... I'm looking at you mouthless David Lewis

#2520083 The Franzen Hate.

Posted by The Secret on 12 May 2014 - 09:23 AM

Who would you rather have? Mule or Rick Nash and his two goals in his last 28 playoff games? 


Rick Nash

#2519398 Babcock - Jack Adams Finalist

Posted by The Secret on 06 May 2014 - 11:35 AM

Thanks Coach!!! You deserve the trophy for getting us into the playoffs for the 23rd straight year despite having set the record for most man games lost to injury, despite having to deal with garbage like Cleary, Sammy, Bert, Franzen etc, desptie having a revolving door of rookies in the line up. Couldn't have done it without you!!!

#2519363 Holland Holding on to Jeff Blashill

Posted by The Secret on 06 May 2014 - 08:28 AM

In this article by Dave Feschuk in today's Toronto Star, he suggests that Toronto should make a strong push to fire Randy Carlyle hire Mr. Babcock.


I think Dave Feschuk may be hanging out with Rob Ford a little too much. Babcock isn't going anywhere. LOL.... the article speculates Babcock isn't happy, that the Datsyuk and Zetterberg era window has closed and he is waiting to see what upgrades, if any, are made if any this off season before he makes his decision. Makes me laugh because we can ice the same banged up s*** and still be more of a competitor then The Leafs. Team with the greatest ownership/management and culture + a bright future, rich history and 23 straight years of play off experience vs. the team that has done nothing since 1967 except suck and choke (Just like their current mayor :D), comes with the most pressure on a HC and Team, has horrible ownership/management (Maybe Shanny will eventually change this). I think if Babcock makes a Pro's and Con's list the ONLY Pro would be the money they will spend on him. Keep dreaming leafers... Toronto is the laughing stock of Canada

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#2518840 Holland Holding on to Jeff Blashill

Posted by The Secret on 02 May 2014 - 08:26 AM


LOL.  I could have won Gold with Canada.    


Whoa, sit back in your arm chair and realize this /\ is a huge load of crap! Look at Dave Lewis... you think he thought he could win a Cup with Scotty's team? and did he? Nope, he failed miserably with basically the same team. Great players don't equal success if you can't get the most out of them or dont use them properly.


If we don't have Babcock behind the bench this season we don't make the playoffs for the 23rd straight year. Babcock isn't going anywhere and rightfully so. Babcock retires a Red Wing!

No, an overabundance of talent did that. 


Not to discount coaching but when the deck is stacked as well as it was.. coaching becomes less important.





Here too... BUll Crap! For the same reasons in my previous post!

#2515729 Bertuzzi in, Jurco out

Posted by The Secret on 25 April 2014 - 08:11 AM

Except for that totally unnecessary penalty that took the Wings off the PP when they could have put a fork in Boston, gave the Bruins a brief PP which they scored on.  It was a game, and likely, series changer.


I remember that looking like a huge bit of embellishment from a player that has a very long list of embellishing things..... I don't think a bump like that should completely corkscrew a 6' 9" behemoth. Nor the previous game when 5' 9" Tatar somehow mustered the strength to throw the same 6' 9" man.

#2515713 Classy move by Tootoo.

Posted by The Secret on 25 April 2014 - 07:16 AM

Thanks for posting this... it made my day!! The reaction of Cap'n little boy will be with me all day... so fun! Atta boy Tootoo, here is hoping that with some of the dead things off of our roster next season there will be a spot for Tootoo and what he brings. I would love LOVE to see Tootoo flatten that sail on Marchands face.... I would react just like Capn's little boy!!!