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#2609809 Z and Emma expecting

Posted by 55fan on Yesterday, 10:02 PM

Hank and Emma had sex. I'm not sure which one I'm more jealous of...

Kind of making an assumption there, aren't you?  He could have willed it with the Power of the Beard.

 

Not saying he did.  The other way sounds more fun.




#2609801 ECF : Tampa Bay Former Rangers vs. New York New Rangers

Posted by 55fan on Yesterday, 09:25 PM

Does anyone else think that Alain Vigneault looks like Dan Aykroyd?  Not Dan as a conehead.  It's the hair that makes the resemblance noticeable.




#2609256 Datsyuk's House

Posted by 55fan on 20 May 2015 - 10:19 PM

He's just dangling it on the market to see it's value.

Dangling to find out its net worth.  Wants to see if it's a top-shelf house.  Being a bit forward about it, though.  Probably has two realtors and is cross-checking the results.  Or he could be looking into renting and wants to see if anyone is interested in boarding. 

 

I'm gonna shut up now.




#2609181 Datsyuk's House

Posted by 55fan on 20 May 2015 - 05:35 PM

Maybe he's buying Babcock's old house, which used to be Osgood's.




#2608593 Question for the Board regarding Babcock

Posted by 55fan on 19 May 2015 - 02:01 PM

He's probably trying to get Holland to throw in a NMC or NTC.  You know how hard it is to get one of those out of Holland.

 

Personally, I think he was waiting until he had all of the information after meeting with all prospective teams, waiting until his whole family was together, and waiting until there was a firm, final decision that they could all live with. 

 

Any musings during this time have just been about what was on his mind at the moment, and if you've ever made a decision like this, you know how you tend to be thinking about one angle and leaning to one side one day only to have it shift the next.  I do that ordering pizza.




#2608474 ECF : Tampa Bay Former Rangers vs. New York New Rangers

Posted by 55fan on 18 May 2015 - 10:03 PM

Ugh! I want the new Rangers to win not the old Rangers! This year's playoffs have really burst my bubble all over the place.

Am I wrong in thinking that Tampa is Not. That. Good? Yet they keep winning? Is there a signed contract with satan hidden somewhere?

There was, but they traded Satan to Edmonton for a first round pick in 2018, Yakopov's first-born son, and the next prospect they get named Lenny.




#2608269 WCF : (3) Chicago Blackhawks vs. (1) Anaheim Ducks

Posted by 55fan on 18 May 2015 - 08:53 AM

Thank goodness for Patrick Kane.  Sometimes I feel icky rooting for Corey Perry.  Kane is the antidote.




#2607242 WCF : (3) Chicago Blackhawks vs. (1) Anaheim Ducks

Posted by 55fan on 11 May 2015 - 06:23 PM

I rarely have to resort to this, but I'm rooting for Analheim because Getzlaf's cute.

 

That, my friends, is true desperation.


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#2607239 State your unpopular opinion *Mod Warning Post #'s 200 & 219*

Posted by 55fan on 11 May 2015 - 06:19 PM

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#2606507 State your unpopular opinion *Mod Warning Post #'s 200 & 219*

Posted by 55fan on 07 May 2015 - 09:30 AM

I'd forgotten how homely he was.

 

Seeing him rise out of the bathtub at the beginning of the When Doves Cry video was the best birth control I could ask for in my teens.  It was like, "ok, I just lost whatever desire I ever had and I'm gonna go knit a sweater now."




#2606291 WCSF : (8) Calgary Flames vs. (1) Anaheim Ducks

Posted by 55fan on 05 May 2015 - 11:44 PM

"The net-front presence of Jiri Hudler".  Learned it from the best, he did.




#2605831 ECSF: Tampa Bay Crying Coopers vs. Montreal Complaining Canadiens

Posted by 55fan on 03 May 2015 - 10:52 PM

Je parie qu'il ya des millions de trous de cul plisser à Montréal.

Les Asshouleaux Puckerettes du Montreál>Les Ouverrated Gutteaur Trash du Montreál




#2605822 ECSF: Tampa Bay Crying Coopers vs. Montreal Complaining Canadiens

Posted by 55fan on 03 May 2015 - 10:20 PM

Thoughts on Prusts comments?

http://www.tsn.ca/pr...watson-1.274336

Sniff sniff.

 

Mommy!  He was mean and called me names.  I want to cry.




#2605786 State your unpopular opinion *Mod Warning Post #'s 200 & 219*

Posted by 55fan on 03 May 2015 - 08:40 PM

I used to want to be made into a marionette like Bob barker was for the last five years on the price is right, but no one else was into that.

Now I want a viking funeral. Coins on my eyes, and light me on fire on top of a pyre.

My family was fighting at my grandpas funeral last month, which made me feel horrible.
My poor grandma.
So me and her left and went to the casino while they all went to eat...
Which she loved, I still have family that won't talk to me because of it...

But I think, if you're fighting in front of a woman who's been widowed after 65 years of marriage, you deserve to be hit in the mouth.

Agreed.  Good for you for taking care of Grandma.

 

The night of my dad's funeral, all of the male relatives were in the basement watching some basketball game.  All the ladies were in the living room knitting and crocheting and all that stuff.  Mom said I could have the Wings game on, but I had to mute it.

Mom went into the kitchen and Hossa (who was then a Wing) got in a fight.  I hollered out to the kitchen, "Mom!  Hossa's fighting!"  She came tearing back into the living room to see.

The lady relatives looked at her like she had two heads.  Mom got all embarrassed and said, "Oh, I don't like when they fight like that.  I wish they'd just play nice."

My mom is (finally) the coolest.




#2605775 ECSF: Tampa Bay Crying Coopers vs. Montreal Complaining Canadiens

Posted by 55fan on 03 May 2015 - 08:01 PM

Montreal is overrated gutter trash

I believe they prefer to be referred to as "Ouverrated Gutteaur Trash du Montreál"