Years ago while in my 20's I worked as a security guard in a hospital (good pay, cushy job - great for a college student).
One Sunday morning I arrived to work a tad hung over...The secretary in the ER (Barb) noticed this, and gave me some s*** (all in good fun of course).
So there's this 'Healing With Care' award that was given out yearly (sorta a big deal considering it included all 4 hospitals - thousands of employees - that were in the group), and the top 3 nominees chosen have a posh dinner, gift certificates, pics with the heads of admin.
I figured I'd pay it back for the ribbing Barb gave me - so I nominated her via a fictional German tourist 'Gustav Meinhardt' from Stuttgart (can't believe I still remember the name).
'Gustav' was suffering from bleeding hemorrhoids so he came into the ER, and it was Barb who re-assured him that he was in great hands, and would be fine (I went into detail about the bloody stools, and pain - both sides of the nomination card were filled with all the nasty details of how 'Gustav' suffered, and how compassionate Barb was).
Several weeks later - Barb was a finalist, and chosen by the admin to have the dinner/gifts/pics (pics of the event were in the hospital cafeteria for employees, and visitors to see - all were dressed up for an elegant evening) - she ended up taking 2nd place
Not knowing that it was I that pulled this stunt - I congratulated her, and asked who nominated her...'Oh some German guy' she said.