And that's just the beginning. After that, I'd go out and buy all the pants in the world, every single pair of pants, and just burn them. f*** everybody, no more pants. Start over with making pants, they're all gone.
Then, if I had any money leftover, I would open a chain of pet food stores all over the country and it would be called s***asspetf***ers, that would be the name of it. It would be like Walmart, with a huge yellow sign, "s***asspetf***ers". People working in there would be rude to you, you walk in and they're like "Get the f*** outta here, ya idiot". They won't even let you come in. And if you get past that, dog food costs a million dollars for one can. That's the price, f*** you, you don't like it? Get the f*** outta here, it's s***asspetf***ers. And also, if you come in, we'll f*** your pet. That's the rule. You don't even have to bring it, we'll find it and f*** it. That's the way its gonna be. Nobody will ever spend a dime at s***asspetf***ers, but I will keep it open for years and decades, and we'll never close. Keep expanding like we're doing great. Open a new one every day next to another one. We'll surround every Starbucks with five s***asspetf***ers all facing each other. And you know why I'd do it? Just to enjoy people going, "What the f***? Why doesn't it close? Jesus! That place sucks man! That is the worst pet store. I'm not paying a million dollars for a can of dog food! That's clearly overpriced. And they f*** your pet? That's not appropriate to f*** people's pets, come on! But they've been open for fifty years now. Damn those s***asspetf***er people!"